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A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday.

This joke would be funny if it had a punchline

Wooden tit

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If you show me your boobs, I'll show you my tattoos.

Tit for tat.

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I once met a girl with 12 breasts

Sounds weird dozen tit

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I once met a girl with 12 nipples...

Sounds funny.

Dozen tit.

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A women got a wooden breast implant yesterday.... it would be a funny joke if this had a punch line...

Wooden tit

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Dating a chick with 12 nipples sounds funny...

Dozen tit?

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A woman recently got oak breast implants...

…this joke would probably be better if it had a punchline, wooden tit.

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Carving a boob from a tree would be pretty cool

Wooden tit?

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I once saw a girl with 12 nipples

It sounds pretty fucking strange, dozen tit?

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It would be really funny if trees had breasts

Wooden tit?

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A woman got wooden breast implants today.

This joke would be funny if it had a punchline, wooden tit?

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I hate it when youtubers have really big tit...

les and I click on the video purely to see what they named their video

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Met a woman with 12 boobs the other day

Sounds weird dozen tit?

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I once met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds weird....

...Dozen tit?

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What if female pirates had boobs made of wood instead of peg legs

It'd be weird wooden tit

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It would be cheaper if they used oak instead of silicone in boob jobs..

Wooden tit?

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One day, I was walking down the street when out of the blue, 6 beautiful women flashed me their breasts all at the same time. Now I know what you're thinking...

This story sounds kind of ridiculous...

Dozen tit.

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What if breast implants were made of maple or oak?

That would be weird, wooden tit?

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It would be really funny to see a woman pirate

Wooden tit?

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A woman was standing in a crowded lift

A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."

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Did you hear about the woman who got wooden implants?

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline.

Wooden tit.

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Did you hear the one about the woman with a breast implant made of wood?

It would be funny if it had a punchline

Wooden tit

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My girlfriend got mahogany breast implants yesterday.

I think this joke would be more funny with a punchline.


wooden tit?

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I met a girl with a twelve nipples.

Sounds funny.

Dozen tit

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It'd be weird to have a fake breast made of oak…

Wooden tit?

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Have you heard the one about the woman with twelve breasts?

Me neither, but it sounds uncomfortable, dozen tit?

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Tit for tat

My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, Well Shona? Do you think you'll be next?

We settled this quickly once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

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A women got a wooden breast implant the other day..

This joke would be funny if it had a punchline..

*Wooden tit?*

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Did you know that there was a woman with twelve breasts?

Sounds weird, dozen tit?

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It would be weird if trees had boobs

Wooden tit?

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A woman once received a wooden breast implant

It'd be nice if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit?

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I met a girl today with 12 boobs...

Sounds made up, dozen tit?

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Wood Tits

A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?

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Did you hear about the woman who got those wooden breast implants?

It would make for a good punchline, wooden tit?

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I knew a girl with 12 nipples...

Sounds funny, dozen tit?

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