tish Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious tish puns

My 9 year old son just told me this one

Q: What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A: A decade

Ba dum tish.


So, a Farmer's Daughter walks into a Bar . . .

. . .n.
 *ba dum tish*


Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog.

*ba dum tsss

*ba dum tish



Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown.

Ba-dum TISH


I was walking into my berdoom



[Pun] Why did Henry invent the assembly line?

He couldn't a-Ford not to.

*bad-dum tish*


Two drums and cymbal fall off a cliff...

buh dum, tish...


Did you hear the one about the speed bump and the cymbal?

Ba-dum, tish.


What's the best about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has it's prose and cons.

Badum Tish.

It's my first here, be gentle.


What did hungry soldiers do in the 1960s?


(ba dum tish)


So, two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

*Ba dim tish!*


Two drums and a cymbal fall over.

*ba dum tish*


Why do female skydivers use tampons?

So they don't whistle on the way down! (Ba-dum tish)


[Holiday Themed] Why was the turkey called "turkey"?

Because "chicken" was taken... *ba dum tish*


Two snare drums and a cymbal walk into a bar

Ba-dum tish!


Late Night Murder

What did the killer say after murdering the talk show host?

"Badam Tish"


What's the fastest bird in the world?

The Somali chicken! *bud um, tish*


What do you call a Generation Z fighting style?

Yeet Kune Do.

\*badum tish\*


What are the most funny Tish jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Tish? Well, here are the best Tish dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Tish pick up lines to share with friends.


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