Tiring Jokes
31 tiring jokes and hilarious tiring puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tiring that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tiring Short Jokes
Short tiring jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tiring humour may include short tired jokes also.
- If you run in front of a car you'll get tired... But if you run behind the car you'll get exhausted
- I'm tired of all these forced gender neutral terms The girl I'm going out with insist on calling me just friend instead of boyfriend
- I wish I could see what it was like to be fat for just one day. I'm tired of being fat every day.
- Why do the guards around Big Ben always look so tired? Because they're working around the clock.
- What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is called a Goodyear, and the other is called a great year.
- Im sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world Personally I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world
- Did you hear that auschwitz had to ask visitors to stop playing Pokemon Go? They got tired of people pretending to be Ash.
- I'm really tired of people complaining about the price of everything. $2 for coffee, $3 for coat check, $4 for an hour of parking..... ......I'm just going to stop inviting them to my house.
- How many Broncos does it take to change a tire? One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.
- Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs? They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
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Tiring One Liners
Which tiring one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tiring? I can suggest the ones about so tired and feeling tired.
- Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
- What do you call a tire made out of 365 recycled condoms? A Goodyear
- Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp, she's probably thick and tired of it.
- Don't make fun of fat people with lisps... They're thick and tired of it
- A judge asked a wife why she stabbed her husband 75 times. She said her arm got tired.
- What vegetable do you need when you get a flat tire? A-spare-I-guess.
- I finally disabled autocorrect on my phone I was getting really tired of its shirt.
- Scientists watched the earth rotate for 24 hours and got tired, So they called it a day
- I saw a homeless man living in a tire today, so I popped it Now he lives in a flat
- Putting air in your tires used to be free now its costs a dollar... Its called inflation.
- Stop making fun of fat girls with lisps They're thick and tired of it.
- I just flew in from a Ravioli convention. Boyardees arms tired.
- Why didn't the bike go to the car show? Because he was two tired.
- Why did the woman divorce the grape? She was tired of raisin' kids.
- What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them up into a tire and call it a Goodyear!
Hilarious Tiring Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about tiring you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean feel tired jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tiring pranks.
A desert island with six women
A bloke found himself stranded on a desert island with six women. To keep it fair, it was decided he would service a different woman every night and have Mondays free. After a few months the man was exhausted, realising how tiring it was to perform constantly every night except one. Then one day, to his joy, he found a man washed up on the beach who would be able to take some of the workload from him. However, his hopes were shattered when the man's first words were, "Hi, gorgeous, how about the kiss of life?"
'Oh f\*c**...,' thinks the man, 'there goes Mondays.'
My first time having s**... was alot like my first football game
It was painful, it was tiring
But at least my dad came
Took my dad shopping for some new shoes
He's 86 and found it quite tiring so we stopped for a coffee and a sandwich. While sitting there some teenagers sat at the table next to us.
One of them had a Mohican hairdo that was dyed all the colours of the rainbow and my dad wouldn't stop staring at him.
Eventually the boy got fed up of this and asked my dad sarcastically 'what is your problem old man haven't you ever done anything wild just for fun'
My dad, without missing a beat, replied
'I got drunk once in my 20's and had s**... with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son'
3 women of different hair colours get shipwrecked on a small desert island 1km away from a civilised island.
The first woman, who has brown hair, attempts to swim to the civilised island, but only gets 200 metres before getting tired and swimming back. The next woman, with black hair, sees the first one's attempt and also tries. She gets 400 metres before tiring and swimming back. The blonde then has a try, gets 800 metres, tires, and swims back.
I hate having a fear of going to sleep...
It gets really tiring.
I don't like working at Goodyear...
It's very tiring
James Dean had a tiring day at work
James Dean had a long and tiring day at work, so he decided to stop at a pub on the way home. He ordered a pint of Coors Light and some whiskey. Before the drinks were poured he changed his mind - instead of the pint he asked for a can of Red Bull. He was getting a Red Bull without a Coors!
What did the service dog say after a long tiring day
It was a RUFF day!
Life is tiring being a child proctologist
You're always feeling a little behind
It's not nice sleeping in an old man's bed.
But sometimes it's tiring being a nurse.
I was fired from my old job for constantly falling asleep...
counting sheep on the farm was really tiring.
A brunette, redhead, and a blonde woman are stranded on a deserted island.
The mainland is 100 miles away. They each decide to try to swim there individually.
The brunette goes first; she swims 25 miles, then gets eaten by a shark.
The redhead goes second; she swims 40 miles, gets tired, and drowns.
Finally it's the blonde's turn. She swims 50 miles, then says: "Wow this is tiring, I'm not sure if I can continue" and swims back to the island.
I wanted to be a mechanic but...
It's hard to find a job in the car industry that isn't so tiring
How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?
It's tiring.
Donating blood is tiring
It really takes a lot out of you.
It's so tiring being a gay guy in 2018
