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Delightful Fun Tiny Holes Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What is a good tiny holes joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Little Nancy, 8, was filling a hole in her garden when

the nosey neighbor peered over the fence, and asked "What are you doing?"
Nancy replied, "Well my goldfish dies so I just buried him"
The obnoxious neighbor laughed and said in a condescending tone, "That is an awful big hole for a tiny gold fish"
As Nancy used her shovel to pat down the last heap of earth she replied, "Well he's in your cat"

Poisoning a gopher (an old joke)

We had a gopher problem in the back yard, so I asked my dad what it would take to get it under control. "It's a two man job," he explained. "o**... has to put the poison down its tiny hole, and the other guy has to hold its tiny legs."

Mind your own business...

Once I was walking down the road adjacent to a mental hospital. The hospital's compound had a tall fence separating it from the road. I could hear shouting coming from the other side, the patients were shouting, "13! 13! 13!" On and on and on.
I was intrigued. And then I saw a tiny hole in the fence. Even though it felt s**..., I decided to put my eye there and look inside.
And as soon as I did, some idiot poked my in the eye with a stick!
All the patients started shouting, "14! 14! 14!"
And that's how I learned to mind my own business.


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