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What is a good tins joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tins of ham then delete it.

It's spam.

My Grandad was the best drummer in the world

He used to practice 18 hours a day, seven days a week, every day of the year.
Morning, noon, and night he'd be b**... away with his sticks, so dedicated he was, he didn't even have a set of drums, preferring instead to play on old biscuit tins, bottles, anything he could lay his hands on.
He was still playing right up till the moment he died aged 86 when my grandmother stabbed him in the neck with a fork.

My friends garage

I was speaking to my friend the other day about the fact he leaves his garage full of stuff completely open all the time and if he was worried about anything getting stolen.
I said to him, "You either have a massive pair of b**..., or nothing worth stealing"
He ranted about how safe his neighbourhood is and what not, anyway, in other news, I got a desk, some tins of paint and a pinball machine all for free today.


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