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35 tinnitus jokes and hilarious tinnitus puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tinnitus that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Tinnitus Short Jokes

Short tinnitus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tinnitus humour may include short hearing loss jokes also.

  1. I'm beginning to suspect that the Tinnitus Hotline isn't actually staffed Any time I call, it just keeps ringing.
  2. I listened to All Star so many times it gave me tinnitus. Now, my ears start humming and they don't stop humming.
  3. "With my sonic superpowers I shall call myself.... ...TINNITUS!"
    "Tinnitus?"
    "Yeah! Doesn't it have a nice ring to it?"
  4. You've reached the answering machine for the tinnitus association Please leave your message after the beep.
  5. I got tetanus and tinnitus mixed up at my doctor's office the other day... Now they say that hearing is a bit rusty.
  6. Why did you name your son Tinnitus? I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.
  7. I used to work at the tinnitus support phone line, but unfortunately I had to quit... ...I just couldn't stand the constant ringing in my ears.
  8. I heard this joke about tinnitus, but I forgot how it goes . . . Is this ringing a bell for anyone?
  9. When did I know that my tinnitus hadn't gotten any better? 25 missed calls from my doctor.
  10. I called to make an appointment to have my tinnitus checked out, but the secretary must have been away

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Tinnitus One Liners

Which tinnitus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tinnitus? I can suggest the ones about hearing problem and ringing.

  1. I called the tinnitus hotline but it just kept ringing :/
  2. Just tried calling the tinnitus helpline but it just kept ringing
  3. I tried calling the tinnitus hotline last night It just kept ringing……..
  4. Called the tinnitus hotline. 0 stars - never stopped ringing.
  5. I wouldn't suggest calling the tinnitus help hotline It just keeps ringing
  6. I called the tinnitus helpline earlier... ... it just kept ringing!
  7. What pitch is your tinnitus? Mine is an EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sharp.
  8. Don't bother calling the tinnitus hotline It just keeps ringing and ringing
  9. I just called the tinnitus helpline It just kept ringing
  10. Why does everybody hate tinnitus Because theres a bad ring to it
  11. I thought I had Tinnitus but the doctor said it was all in my head.
  12. When is the best time to have ringing in your ears? Tinnitus
  13. I think my tinnitus has gotten worse lately. Then again, maybe it's all in my head.
  14. Johnson&Johnson are working on a new type of tinnitus treatment Its an experimental mop.
  15. Silence is literally deafening if you've got tinnitus.

Tinnitus Ringing Jokes

Here is a list of funny tinnitus ringing jokes and even better tinnitus ringing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • That has a really nice ring to it. Said no one with tinnitus, ever.
Tinnitus joke,  That has a really nice ring to it.

Comical Tinnitus Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about tinnitus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hearing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tinnitus pranks.

I suffer from tinnitus and my least favorite letter in the alphabet is...

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wife says to husband.

Wife: I can't believe it, first I am diagnosed with dyslexia.
Now I have tiny t**....
Husband: Tinnitus babe Tinnitus..

Wife says to husband.

Wife: I can't believe it, first I am diagnosed with dyslexia.
Then I find out I have tiny t**....
Husband: Tinnitus babe Tinnitus..

It's So Weird

**Even if I unplug everything, my house still sounds like tinnitus.**

Tinnitus joke, I got tetanus and tinnitus mixed up at my doctor's office the other day...