Ting Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

You know that tingly sensation you get when you like somebody?

That's common sense leaving your body.

I used to play the triangle in a reggae band.

But I got bored and quit because it was just one ting after another.

Have you heard about the patient Chinese man?

Wae Ting

An young Irish boy

A young Irish boy is stood crying at the side of the road. A man asks him What's wrong wid ya laddie? The boy says Me ma is dead . Oh bejaysus the man says Do you want me to call Father O' Riley for you ? The boy replies No tanks mister, sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.

I used to play the triangle in a reggae band.

I would stand at the back, doing my ting.

An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.

A man asks him, What's wrong?

The boy says, Me ma is dead .

Oh bejaysus," the man says.
Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?

The boy replies, No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on me mind at the moment..

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

What did the Chinese couple call their black baby?

Sum Ting Wong

Irishman walks up to an Englishman...

...and says, "Look, here's de ting: why are some of are werds missin' de letter 'H'? Lissen to de way aye say 'ting', fer example. Aye tink the British have been stealin' some of our H's, dat's what I tink!" The British man replies, "Don't be shtupid."

No T'anks

A 10-year old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.

A man passing by asks 'What's wrong, lad?'

The boy says, 'Me ma died this morning.' 'Oh bejaysus,'

The man says. 'Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?'

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The boy replies, 'No tanks mister, sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.'

Tingly feeling

You know that nice tingly feeling you get when you're falling for someone?

That's common sense leaving your body.

I got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band.

I just stand at the back and ting.

Oooooo Eeeeee Oooooo Ahhh Ahhh Ting Tang...

I was shocked when my adopted daughter told me she was going to marry a Witch Doctor.

Why do you want to do that? I asked.

Pwobabwy for financial secuwity, she replied.

I finally got to live out my dreams of joining a reggae band with my triangle.

I just stand at the back and ting.

My friend just joined a Reggae band, he plays the triangle. He says it's pretty easy, all he has to do is...

Sit at the back and ting.

That tingly little feeling that you get when you think you are in love...

That's your common sense leaving your body!

A chinese couple, new parents, visit their doctor. "We're a little concerned about our son", the mother says...

..."He looks, well, caucasian!". The doctor has a look and agrees. " I see what you mean. Two wongs don't make a white". The parents nod. "By the way, what's his name?". The doctor asks. The father replies "Sum Ting Wong".

I had to give up my job as the triangle player in a reggae band

It was just one ting after another

A Chinese shop owner

Tourist: What's your name?

Shop Owner: Moshe Dayan

Tourist: But you don't look Jewish. You look Chinese.

Shop Owner: Yes, you're right.

Tourist: Then how did you ever get a name like Moshe Dayan?

Shop Owner: It's like this. Years ago, when i came to America, I was standing in line at the immigration documentation centre. The man in front of me was a Jewish man from Germany. The lady at the counter looked at him and said, "What is your name?" He said, "Moshe Dayan." Then she looked at me and said, "What is your name?" I said, " Sam Ting."

I've just joined a Jamaican jazz band as a triangle player.

I just stand at the back and ting.

A Chinese couple have a black baby.

They name him Sum Ting Wong.

What do 2 Chinese people call their black child

Sum ting wong

What's the difference between a wind chime from Germany and a wind chime from Jamaica?

Not a ting

I just got a job in a Reggae band.

I've just got a job in a Reggae band, It's rather easy because I play the Triangle...

All I do is stand at the back n ting.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?

They named him Sum Ting Wong.

*(I'm sorry)*

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

What to say during sex

* ooh

* ee

* ooh ahh ahh

* ting

* tang

* walla walla bing bang

I joined a Reggae band as a Triangle player...

...I just stand at the back and ting

I met a blonde Asian today.

His name was Som Ting Wong

A chinese couple moves to Africa

and the woman soon becomes pregnant. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a half African and half Chinese baby. The man names the baby Sum Ting Wong.

reggae band

i've just started playing triangle in a reggae band. i just stand there and ting.

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