Tinder Match Jokes

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Funniest Tinder Match Short Jokes

Short tinder match jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tinder match humour may include short tinder jokes also.

  1. If you thought eBay was bad, don't even try Tinder... Everytime I log in it says 'No Matches Available'
  2. Tinder is completely useless, and I don't have a single match If I don't find another way to start a campfire tonight, I'll freeze to death.
  3. What's the difference between awkward and awful? Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
  4. This Corona app is like Tinder in reverse... ...first you meet, then you find out you have a match and suddenly you feel rather lonely.
  5. I matched with this guy on Tinder. He said he wasn't like your average single Pringle – he was like a Dorito, edgy and spicy. I hooked up with him. He definitely wasn't plain round.
  6. Every good camper knows that to start a fire you need tinder. So I installed the Tinder app. Still no fire, though. I can't seem to get any matches.
  7. This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them. Still no matches.
  8. What do tinder matches and 2021 have in common? Didn’t expect to make it this far, but here we are
  9. Tinder announced a new feature this week which gives users 37 gender options to choose from And it's now easier than ever to avoid matching with the mentally unstable
  10. They say that one tree can make a million matches. I wonder if this is true. Since I disguised myself as a tree on Tinder, I don't make any matches at all.

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Tinder Match One Liners

Which tinder match one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tinder match? I can suggest the ones about tinder profile and meeting on tinder.

  1. A standard elevator can hold 1700 lbs or 5 Tinder matches...
  2. Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet!
  3. Yeah Tinder is great and all But have you ever tried to match your own expectations?
  4. I finally got Tinder ... and after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire
  5. Why couldn't the incel start a fire? Just like always, had tinder but no matches
  6. The digital internet consists of 1s and 0s. That explains alot about my Tinder matches.
  7. I match with a lot of depressed girls on Tinder All I have are negative thots.
  8. Why couldn't the fox get matches on Tinder? Because Swiper no swiping.
  9. Tinder is such an useless app The only match it gave me was of my wife..
  10. Tinder is used for starting a fire But its pointless if you don't have a match
  11. I started using tinder, then got a couple matches but... I started a forest fire
  12. Why did the quadratic equation get so many Tinder matches? It's poly
  13. Why don't smokers use Tinder? Because they already got matches.
  14. What's a pyromaniacs favorite part about tinder The matches
  15. A pyromaniac recently joined tinder... He got a lot of matches

Tinder Match Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about tinder match you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tinder swipe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tinder match pranks.

I'm a lucky guy on tinder!

I only get matches with girls that wanna straight up have s**... with me.

I matched with a Dwarf g**... tinder...

Her bio said she was "very down to earth"

TIFU by matching with my mother on Tinder

Now I've slept with OP's mom too! Ayooo!

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Believe it or not, my wife and I were actually matched on Tinder.

We'd been married for 12 years.

You're so ugly....

you don't even match with ads on Tinder

Ÿøû know how I know that there is a widespread obesity epidemic in America?

My tinder matches.

My tinder matches are like a snow day..

..No class.

I found a tinder match

I had a low ember going almost immediately!

Why do firemen only use bumble to date?

Tinder matches feel too much like work.

Me:"I only match with Black chicks on Tinder"

Friend:"Well do you have it set to night mode?"

I've started a drinking game...

I've started a drinking game where every time I match on Tinder, I take a shot.
I've been sober for a year.

I matched with an Olympian on Tinder!

Unfortunately, they were a luger.

Why did the husband and wife get divorced

They matched on Tinder

Did you hear about the beautiful ugly guy on Tinder?

He didn't match up.

A rooster gets a match on Tinder

"I'm looking for someone down to cluck"

Why cab you match a Muslim girls on Tinder?

Because they have no rights.

Why did the arsonist joined tinder?

To see if he could get a match.

What do Tinder and Bejeweled have in common?

No matter how many matches I make, it'll never get me laid :(

My Tinder match said she'd talk to me again when she got home...

Guess she's homeless.

Asked my tinder matvh out for drinks

She said she doesn't drink. Wonder how is she surviving without drinking anything, guess I matched with a camel.

22, Male, Los Angeles, and hoping to find some hot tinder matches in my area

Please, this shelter's getting too crowded. I don't want to lose my house again.

Russian bots on Tinder always match with me...

Are they attempting to meddle the erections?

So, matched with a g**... Tinder. She messaged saying, "C'mon over, nobody is home"

I went over there, nobody was home

My Friend Told Me Tinder Was Lit..

But I couldn't find any matches

My Friend Told me That I Needed to Be Lit on Tinder

But I couldn't find any matches

I tell my Tinder matches that I have the body of a god.

I leave out the fact that it happens to be Buddha.

I matched with a midget on Tinder. She said what's up. I said...

Well technically everything is, from your perspective!

This g**... Tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture.

I told her that I am looking for matches.

I conducted a COVID-19 survey by checking in on all the tinder matches I accumulated over the years.

Although my sample size may be insufficient, the results of the survey are devastating and tragic.
May they all rest in peace.

"So I matched with this cute guy on Tinder last night, and we started chatting and sending each other memes and little animations. But then he mentioned that he was an exchange student from Athens, so I ghosted him." "Why?"

"My daddy always told me, 'Beware the Greeks bearing gifs.'"

I matched with a g**... Tinder

She asked, "how tall are you?"
I replied, "5'10, how much do you weigh?"
She got angry and said, "That's body shaming, it's hard to lose weight!"
I laughed and said, "it's harder for me to gain height!"

Got a Tinder match.

Our first meet up, we were standing there when she leaned closer and whispered, I see that bulge in your jeans. If you pull that out, maybe we'll BOTH have a nice evening.
So, I pulled out my wallet and paid for both movie tickets.