Tinder Jokes

Funniest Tinder Short Jokes

Short tinder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tinder humour may include short dating app jokes also.

1. My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.
2. My Tinder bio says I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and I'm paid to travel My dates are always upset when I tell them I'm a bus driver
3. I just found my wife has a Tinder profile and I'm furious. She is absolutely not adventurous , and fun to be around !
4. This girl I met on Tinder had a tattoo of a seashell on her innerthigh If you put your ear against it and listened closely, you could smell the sea.
5. A girl I met on tinder said "don't even bother talking to me if your height starts with 5" Jokes on her, I'm 4'11
    
6. If you thought eBay was bad, don't even try Tinder... Everytime I log in it says 'No Matches Available'
7. In New York City, a fisherman reeled in a 250 pound catfish 6 feet 6 inches long. I don't get what the big deal is. I do that on Tinder every day.
8. Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.
9. Pokémon Go is more popular than Tinder. Another app which requires you to swipe to find monsters in your surroundings.
10. What's the difference between tinder and amusement parks? Amusement parks have realistic height requirements.

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Tinder One Liners

Which tinder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tinder? I can suggest the ones about swipe and gay grindr.

1. I just found out my wife has an identical twin I saw her on Tinder.
2. A standard elevator can hold 1700 lbs or 5 Tinder matches...
3. I saw my sister on Tinder. Can't believe she's cheating on me.
4. Is there some kind of platonic version of Tinder? Asking for a friend.
5. Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet!
6. My friend met his wife on tinder ...It was six months after their wedding
7. Yeah Tinder is great and all But have you ever tried to match your own expectations?
8. I met my wife on Tinder About a year *after we got married*
9. I finally got Tinder ... and after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire
10. Why couldn't the incel start a fire? Just like always, had tinder but no matches
11. i put tinder on my kindle it burst into flames
12. I met my wife on Tinder. We have both a lot to explain now.
13. Tinder is like Pokémon GO You swipe to catch monsters.
14. I hate seeing people I know on Tinder My girlfriend has some explaining to do...
15. What did Pingu say to a girl he met on Tinder Send noots.

Tinder Match Jokes

Here is a list of funny tinder match jokes and even better tinder match puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Tinder is completely useless, and I don't have a single match If I don't find another way to start a campfire tonight, I'll freeze to death.
• What's the difference between awkward and awful? Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
• The digital internet consists of 1s and 0s. That explains alot about my Tinder matches.
• This Corona app is like Tinder in reverse... ...first you meet, then you find out you have a match and suddenly you feel rather lonely.
• I matched with this guy on Tinder. He said he wasn't like your average single Pringle – he was like a Dorito, edgy and spicy. I hooked up with him. He definitely wasn't plain round.
• Every good camper knows that to start a fire you need tinder. So I installed the Tinder app. Still no fire, though. I can't seem to get any matches.
• I match with a lot of depressed girls on Tinder All I have are negative thots.
• This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them. Still no matches.
• What do tinder matches and 2021 have in common? Didn’t expect to make it this far, but here we are
• Tinder announced a new feature this week which gives users 37 gender options to choose from And it's now easier than ever to avoid matching with the mentally unstable

Tinder Swipe Jokes

Here is a list of funny tinder swipe jokes and even better tinder swipe puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A woman is swiping through Tinder at work, and her co-worker say, "Honey, you ain't never gonna find your husband on Tinder." "You may be right," she replied. "I found yours, though."
• What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app? Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
• I saw my uncle on Tinder Obviously I swiped left. He's not going to be in to me now that I'm all grown up.
• There's a cool hidden feature on Tinder Keep on swiping right and girls get fatter
• dora would hate Tinder ...lots of swiping.
• Did you hear Dora the Explorer is having trouble with her Tinder account? Swiper no swiping
• Why couldn't the fox get matches on Tinder? Because Swiper no swiping.
• My girlfriend Dora found out I installed Tinder. She said, "Swiper no swiping!"
• I've come to the realization that my tinder profile is so bad that even bots won't swipe right.
• I'm so unattractive Even the ads on tinder swipe left.

Tinder Profile Jokes

Here is a list of funny tinder profile jokes and even better tinder profile puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My date accused me of lying on my Tinder profile, but what I wrote was absolutely true. I DO have the body of an Olympic athlete. It's buried in the backyard.
• I used to have this on my Tinder profile to introduce myself to guys... Im like a microwave: easy to turn on, warm on the inside and if you put a baby inside me I'll kill it.
• She claims to love to travel on her Tinder profile.... Starts screaming the second you shut the trunk lid.
• Why can't Mario get a tinder date? His profile picture was him killing a turtle.
• I don't understand why girls aren't interested in me. My Tinder profile is unmatched.
• Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile? On Tinder.
• Who was the first woman with a Tinder profile? Joan of Arc.
• My Tinder Inbox got flooded with messages from pretty girls after I changed my Profile Pic Who knew uploading Ted Bundy's Picture as a joke would attract so many girls!
• Tinder profiles are like Bigmacs. You never get what you see in the photos.
• I've been told to take 'hung like a horse' off my tinder profile Apparently My Little Pony doesn't count

Meeting On Tinder Jokes

Here is a list of funny meeting on tinder jokes and even better meeting on tinder puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My friends suggested I use tinder to meet some cute firemen or policemen Once it started to burn, I met so many! I even met a reporter and some lawyers!
• I was supposed to meet my tinder date for the first time at the gym... But she didn't show up.
  I guess we aren't going to work out.
• How did the rooster meet the hen? Chicken tinder....
• Why is Stevie wonders calendar like meeting people on tinder? It's all blind dates...
• I'm really good at dating in the Tinder age Every girl I meet swipes left at me...usually across the face with an open hand.
• Where did two $20's meet? Legal Tinder.
• You know the difference between ComicCon and a Tinder date? At ComicCon you meet & greet.
  At a Tinder date you greet & meat.
• A guy meets with his Tinder date and tells her to be like a pineapple pizza.. It s**...!

Tinder Bio Jokes

Here is a list of funny tinder bio jokes and even better tinder bio puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Her tinder bio said she's very creative and imaginative. So I didn't text. She can imagine our chats. And probably a better one.
  I wonder how far our relationship has gone.
• Your new tinder bio I only know how to play a little bit on the guitar, but I definitely know my way around a G-string
• I matched with a Dwarf g**... tinder... Her bio said she was "very down to earth"

Hilarious Tinder Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about tinder you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean twister jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tinder pranks.