The Best 38 Timing Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Timing jokes. There are some timing tempo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these timing execution puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Timing Jokes and Puns

What was the name of the time traveler with good timing?

Justin Time.

Secret To Comedy

Guy 1: Hey! Ask me "What is is the secret to comedy?"

Guy 2: Okay ... What is the sec-

Guy 1: TIMING!!!

sorry if it sucks

Comedy is all about timing, timing, and

Timing joke, Comedy is all about timing, timing, and

what makes Polish comedians so funny?

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Did you ever hear about the Bass player whose timing was so bad he threw himself behind a train?


Comedic Timing.

Your mom.

My doctor said he needed a stool sample from me.

The timing was perfect. I was about to go to Ikea anyway

Timing joke, My doctor said he needed a stool sample from me.

Four engineers riding in a car -

it stalls. Mechanical engineer suggests a timing problem. Electrical engineer says bad spark. Chemical engineer offers poor fuel mixture. The computer engineer has no idea but "If we get out the car and get back in it may start

Dark humor is like a terrorist attack...

the timing needs to be just right.

Did you know that timing is the secret to great comedy?

Like a head phone jack is the secret to a great phone.

My wife said she's breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming,

I nearly choked on my tea, what terrible timing!

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What makes a joke great? The timing.

Probably should have put that second bit here, huh?

What's the most important part of a joke?

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My grandma and I were face timing with a bad connection

So she says, "hold on, let me open the door to let some WiFi's in."

True stories can be jokes too..

What do you call a gay midget with great timing?

A Metro-Gnome

I bought a Rolex before trying & failing at stand up comedy.

Apparently you need more than impeccable timing.

Timing joke, I bought a Rolex before trying & failing at stand up comedy.

Just as summer starts, my car's engine is starting to sound strange.

Talk about poor timing.

I once met a drummer who's timing was so bad, he began to get depressed...

Eventually, he threw himself behind a train.

What is the most important part of comedy? The Timing.

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I'm going through a timing phase

I have no idea how long it'll last

How many pianists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10... 1 to do it, and 9 to complain about their technique, timing, structure or the socket, and choice of bulb.

What is the difference between getting a lot of karma points and not getting any?

The timing when the recycling process happens

You're about to deliver a great punchline to a blues-rock legend, but you pause for comedic timing.

Tom Waits.

I'm working on my comedic timing...

I don't know when I'll be funny, but I sure hope it's soon!

I have this great joke about a watchmaker

I wish I could tell it better but my timing is off.

timing

what's the most important thing in comedy?

The last four presidents of the USA each ran one mile.

Trump made a time of 11:56

Clinton was slightly faster, timing at 11:31

Obama was very fast, he ran a 10:03

But Bush did 9:11

What do you call a very short person that assists you in your timing?

A metrognome

I used to be a comedian. Ask me why i quit.

Buddy: "Why did you-"

Me: "Timing."

Buddy: "quit?"

Wanna know the secret to comedy?

Timing

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

What's the difference between a terrorist and a joke?

The timing.

Engines are like jokes.

They only work if the timing is right.

There once was a double bass player who always had problems with timing. Over time it got him so desperate and frustrated that he...

...threw himself behind a train

A man is driving down a country road...

... and his car suddenly breaks down. He pulls over and starts to look under the hood when he hears a voice from behind.

"Looks like your timing chain broke"

He turns around and is surprised to see a horse standing there and nobody else around.

The man runs away scared and reaches a farm house about a mile down.

A farmer comes to the door and the man tells him what just happened. He tells him that horse spoke and told him the timing chain broke.

"What?" The farmer asks "wait, was it a brown horse with a white spot on his face?"

"Yes! That's the one!" The man replies.

Farmer: "oh don't listen to him, he doesn't know anything about cars"

What's the most important part about telling a joke the timing.

It really is.

What's the secret to comedy? Timing.

I was shipping comedians across the countr but it took to long

They said it was bad timing but great delivery

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