The Best 7 Timid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Timid jokes. There are some timid wimpy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these timid coy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Timid Jokes and Puns

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven is a convicted felon and it is clear that prison life wasn't easy on him. It doesn't help that Six is, naturally, a little timid.

A timid friend of mine was arrested at the border for being a drug mule.

I didn't know he had it in him.

Sinatra is diagnosed with schizophrenia...

He goes to see a psychologist and starts talking about his split personalities.

One is the charismatic singer who can perform and woo crowds with his talent and charm.

The other is Steve, who is reserved and shy and can't even speak in front of a more than a few people.

He starts off talking, timid and soft spoken.

The psychologist stops him and says Listen, first I'm gonna need you to be Frank with me

What do you call a timid Canadian shellfish?

A cool clux clam.

I wouldn't call short-format comedy timid, but...

It sure is skittish


Why did the timid lawyer sue her landscaper for delivering oversized rocks?

She wanted to try something a little boulder.

Why are vegetable farmers so timid?

Because they didn't grow a pear

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the timid afraid jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working timid shyness piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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