Timeless Jokes

• Short Timeless Jokes
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Funniest Timeless Short Jokes

Short timeless jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The timeless humour may include short everlasting jokes also.

1. My grandfather's broken watch is just as relevant today as it was in the 50s It's a timeless piece, really.
2. I can't bring myself to get rid of my broken grandfather clock... It's such a timeless piece.
3. If The Dark Side Of The Moon had tracks 3 and 5 removed The album would be timeless, but there wouldn't be any money in it.
4. I ordered an expensive watch, but when I got it it was just an empty case. I called to complain, was told that
   "it's a timeless classic"
5. Foreigner is such a timeless band. Whenever I listen to them it feels like the first time.

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Timeless One Liners

Which timeless one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with timeless? I can suggest the ones about eternal and priceless.

1. I just bought an antique clock with missing hands. I think it's a timeless treasure.
2. Did you hear about the broken watch from the 1800's? It was a timeless classic.
3. Why don't I wear a watch? Because it's a timeless look.
4. I got the most classic, timeless Christmas present this year A broken watch
5. Did you hear the Song about a clock? Its a timeless classic
6. Wearing a watch is fashionable, but not wearing a watch is timeless.

Humorous Timeless Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about timeless you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean old classic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make timeless pranks.