Hilarious Timbers Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What do lesbian pirates say while having s**...?
Scissor me timbers
What does a pirate say when he puts his peg leg in a freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
What do lesbian pirates say?
Arrr scissor me timbers
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
What does a pirate carpenter say when he's cold?
Shiver me timbers.
How does a lesbian pirate ask for s**...?
"Scissor me timbers!"
What does the peg-legged lesbian pirate say to her girlfriend when she's in the mood?
Scissor me timbers.
What does the cook on a pirate ship say?
Sizzle me timbers!
What does a gentleman pirate say to a lady?
Chivalry timbers
If pirates from the Pacific North West say "Shiver me timbers!", what do pirates from Iowa say?
"Shiver me kernels!"
What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?
Scissor me timbers!
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100 Lumberjacks walk into a Pirate bar...
The Pirate bartender looks at them and says; **Well shiver me timbers!!**
