Timber Jokes

Funniest Timber Short Jokes

Short timber jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The timber humour may include short lumber jokes also.

1. What does the peg-legged lesbian pirate say to her girlfriend when she's in the mood? Scissor me timbers.
2. If pirates from the Pacific North West say "Shiver me timbers!", what do pirates from Iowa say? "Shiver me kernels!"
3. In my opinion guys should only us two fragrances of Old Spice deodorant... Fuji or Timber...
   but that's just my two scents.
4. I used to live in a timber yard It was pretty comfortable. I always slept like a log.
5. Where do you catch a Lance Bass? In a Timber Lake!
6. Farmers Only is the dating website for farmers. What's the hook-up site? Timber
7. What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors? Scissor me timbers!
8. Where do trees go to find love?? Timber......
9. Did You Hear That Someone Stole a Bunch of Prime Timber? Authorities eventually tracked it down to a group of beavers. Not everyone was convinced but the evidence was damming.
10. Why are lumberjacks such great singers? Their voice has an incredible timber.

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Timber One Liners

Which timber one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with timber? I can suggest the ones about firewood and lumberjack wood.

1. What does a pirate say when he puts his peg leg in a freezer? Shiver me timbers!
2. What do lesbian pirates say? Arrr scissor me timbers
3. What dating app do lumberjacks use? Timber
4. What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!
5. What does a pirate carpenter say when he's cold? Shiver me timbers.
6. What does a pirate say when he sits down on a really cold toilet seat? Shrivel me timber!
7. Did you hear about that dating app for Lumberjacks? Timber!
8. What's a trees favorite dating app? Timber
9. What does a polite pirate say? Chivalry-Timbers!
10. Where does a lumberjack find a date? Timber!
11. What does the cook on a pirate ship say? Sizzle me timbers!
12. What does a gentleman pirate say to a lady? Chivalry timbers
13. Why was the tree stretching? So it could be timber!
14. What do you call a cold wood? A shiver-me-timber
15. What do you call a lumberjack who directs gothic films? Timber-ton.

Uproarious Timber Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about timber you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wood log jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make timber pranks.