Tim Vine Jokes

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Funniest Tim Vine Short Jokes

Short tim vine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tim vine humour may include short little timmy jokes also.

1. I went on one of those once in a lifetime holidays last week... I won't be doing that again.
   
2. Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly.
3. My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'.
4. I asked my gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said 'how flexible are you?'
   I said 'I can't make Wednesdays.'
   
5. So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."
   
6. A friend of mine always wanted to be run over by a steam train. When it happened, he was chuffed to bits!
7. I saw a street performer playing Dancing Queen on a Didgeridoo yesterday... And I thought, that's ABBAriginal.
8. So I said to this bloke "I'm gonna open a shop in Saudi Arabia" He said "*Dubai?*", and I said, "*yep, and sell*".
9. A man asked me for a lift the other day. As I drove away I called back to him, 'Go for it, the world's your oyster!'

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Tim Vine One Liners

Which tim vine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tim vine? I can suggest the ones about ted talks and tim tebow.

1. I took part in the sun tanning Olympics. I just got Bronze.
2. I've decided to sell my hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
3. I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery
4. Crime in lifts. Its wrong on so many levels
5. I threw out my old vacuum cleaner today... It was just gathering dust.
6. ^Lizard ^^lizard^^^lizard Is there a gecko in here?

Amusing & Witty Tim Vine Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about tim vine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ted talk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tim vine pranks.