Tilted Jokes
27 tilted jokes and hilarious tilted puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tilted that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tilted Short Jokes
Short tilted jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tilted humour may include short tipped jokes also.
- TIL: Due to the placebo effect, if you tilt your head back, close your eyes, and pretend as if you're shaking a salt-shaker into your mouth, your brain will cause you to actually taste salt
- If you tilt a Q-tip on it's side, It's no longer a Q-tip.
It's askew-tip.
>!Funniest joke I've ever come up with!< - I thought it was funny... Came up with this one yesterday
"What did off-center say to tilted?
I don't know either he told me to askew!" - My pet turtle just died. He was tilted due to missing both his right legs, and he loved ring shaped pasta. I'm really gonna miss turtellini.
- Today of all days, don't forget the reason for the season... ...the axial tilt of the Earth relative to the sun.
- Somewhere in Italy lives a clone of Donald Trump who sees the italic type as superior. This man's slightly tilted name? *Don-alt Trump.*
- The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
- What is the easiest way to prevent getting tilted in games? KYS
- what do u call a tilt-a-whirl operator with a sunburn? carne asada
- Why did so many people pay to watch the titantic? I mean any time I want to see the titanic sink all I have to do is tilt my head down after s**....
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Tilted One Liners
Which tilted one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tilted? I can suggest the ones about inclined and leaned.
- Why is the tower of pisa tilted? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
- I'm fair-skinned. I have tattoos of ferris wheels, tilt-a-whirls and sno-cone.
- Why are oceans so salty? Because the Earth is always tilted.
- Why are muslims so good at Fortnite. Cause they always go to tilted towers.
- What caused the fall of the Roman Empire? The Earth's tilt.
- I'm so tilted My slope is undefined
- My friend asked me "What do you think about italics?" I told them " It tilts me "
- You're so fat you're the reason why the Earth is tilted.
- Have you heard of the great island city that got tilted? It's called Atslantis
- Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
- Yo momma so fat Earth is tilted because she fell out of her chair.
- Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason the Earth tilts on its axis.
- The wheel on my desk chair broke off. I am so tilted right now.
- im so tilted im going the other way
- Why do blondes like tilt steering? More head room.
Giggle-Inducing Tilted Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about tilted you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flipped jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tilted pranks.
My daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a 23.5 degree angle
I responded, That's not right.
With a scowl, she pulled up google and proved to me that the earth is, in fact, tilted at a 23.5 degree angle.
Precisely, I agreed. If the angle were right it would be 90°.
One Sunday, with one hand motion, God caused the Earth to begin to revolve around the Sun. "What should we call it when it goes all the way around?" asks Adam.
"A year," God replied.
Now, he made another hand motion, and the Earth began to rotate on a tilted axis.
"What should we call it when it rotates all the way around?" Adam asks.
God sighs and takes a seat on the grass below. "Let's call it a day."
A black friend of mine...
...said he's thinking of bleaching his skin. Said our society is tilted in favor of the white man. He's tired of being downtrodden. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
I told him to lighten up.
Hands sticky and tingling he kept on. Still s**... and l**... he tilted his head back as he had it t**... into his mouth letting the sticky juices flow down his t**....
Grape was his favourite flavour and this was his favourite popsicle.
The Earth was and is still quite aggressive towards the n**......
As its always tilted on the Axis
