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I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles...

My next bowel movement could spell disaster.

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I accidentally ate a handful of scrabble tiles...

My next bowel movement could spell disaster

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Accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles last night

My next shit could spell trouble

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I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles

My next dump could spell disaster

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Accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles last night.

Going for a crap could spell trouble.

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I forgot my phone when I went to the toilet this morning.

We have 368 tiles.

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Men are like floor tiles...

Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.

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I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.

My next crap could spell disaster.

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I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles lastnight..

My next poop could spell, Disaster.

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Never swallow scrabble tiles...

That shit could spell disaster

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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, What's the word on the street?

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

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I forgot my phone when I went to the toilet today.

We have 245 tiles.

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I just ate a load of scrabble tiles.

Now I'm terrified my next trip to the toilet will spell disaster.

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I swallowed some Scrabble tiles earlier.

I am not looking forward to my next vowel movement.

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I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles this morning..

My next shit could spell disaster.

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I got drunk yesterday and ate some scrabble tiles....

Seemed fun at the time, but now that I'm sober, I fear my next poop could spell disaster.

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I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles this morning.

Forgive me if I'm a bit grumpy today. I'm afraid my poop may spell disaster.

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What do you call it when your shower tiles are cracked and don't repel water the way they should?

A wrecked tile dysfunction.

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I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles last night

My next poop could spell, Disaster.

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A woman is cleaning her bathroom...

...and slips. She does the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.

She calls her husband.

"I'm kinda stuck to the floor...".

He tries to lift her, but can't do it. So he calls a plumber.

They both tried to pull her up, to no avail.

So he says "I'm sorry, but I think we'll have to break the tiles to get her free, and the hospital should do the rest.".

Then the husband says "Hey, we could fondle her instead.".

The plumber, flabbergasted, says "Why?".

"If we get her wet enough, we can slide her over to the kitchen. The tiles there were only $30 per square foot.".

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The WiFi was down in the morning.

Discovered that the bathroom had 42 tiles.

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Cell Phone Loss

I forgot my cell phone when I went to the toilet yesterday. We have 245 tiles.

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What did the bishop say after they redid the vestibule with black and white tiles?

"It looks nice but now I can only enter and exit diagonally "

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Our life without Phone

Today i went to toilet without my phone

There are 133 tiles in the bathroom

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Help! I just ate a bagful of scrabble tiles!

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster for me.

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What does a emo girl have in common with floor tiles?

Once you lay them, you can walk all over them.

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Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles...

He kept leaving little messages around the house.

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My remaining Scrabble tiles were PENSI, so I played the name of a long, hard body part ...

... SPINE.

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Yesterday, I saw a guy spill all his scrabble tiles on the street..

I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

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I've bought up all the Scrabble games I can get my hands on.

I heard there's a lot of money in text tiles.

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Today, I went to the toilet without bringing my phone.

There are 178 tiles in the bathroom all and 6 stalls in total.

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I swallowed some scrabble tiles yesterday...

My next bowel movement could spell disaster!


Haven't seen this in a while, thought I'd repost

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I found out my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles...

No wonder there were messages all over the kitchen floor

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I got drunk playing Scrabble and somehow swallowed 8 tiles

My next vowel movement could spell disaster.

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What does the President do when the cat steals his Scrabble tiles?

Grab M, by the pussy.

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