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52 tiles jokes and hilarious tiles puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tiles that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Tiles Short Jokes

Short tiles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tiles humour may include short brick jokes also.

  1. I accidentally swallowed a handful of scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster.
  2. This is a bit wordy… I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles, and now I'm experiencing some unexpected vowel movements. The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
  3. I got drunk last night and swallowed some scrabble tiles Next trip to the toilet could spell disaster..
  4. I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin... My wife told be that would be infant tile.
  5. I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next vowel movement could spell disaster.
  6. Men are like floor tiles... Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.
  7. What do men and tile floors have in common? ...if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
  8. Did you hear about the man who was using apples and oranges for flooring? He started to lay them down when he realized it was fruit-tile.
  9. I just ate a load of scrabble tiles. Now I'm terrified my next trip to the toilet will spell disaster.
  10. Why are men are like floor tiles? If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them the rest of your life.

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Tiles One Liners

Which tiles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tiles? I can suggest the ones about maps and walls.

  1. What's the cheapest part of a house? The roof tiles, because they're on the house.
  2. I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles My next dump could spell disaster
  3. My dog ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. I took him to the vet. No word yet.
  4. I forgot my phone when I went to the toilet this morning. We have 368 tiles.
  5. My dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. I left him at the vets. No word yet.
  6. I forgot my phone when I went to the toilet today. We have 245 tiles.
  7. How did dinosaurs decorate their bedroom? With rep-tiles!
  8. How many lawyers does it take to tile a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them
  9. The WiFi was down in the morning. Discovered that the bathroom had 42 tiles.
  10. I once met a lizard who was a door-to-door pottery salesman He could really rep tile
  11. I used to be a tile guy...... It was a lot of trowel and error.
  12. What's a manager's favourite type of tile? Versatile.
  13. I am addicted to smashing up ceramic bathrooms. I have a wreck tile dysfunction.
  14. What happened to the Fireman's Pole? He tiled the Fireman's bathroom.
  15. How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom? Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

Roof Tiles Jokes

Here is a list of funny roof tiles jokes and even better roof tiles puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I was walking along the road when a tile fell off a roof and just missed my shoulder. It hit my head.
  • How many babies does it take to tile a roof? No one knows... it's never been done.
  • What does a skeleton tile his roof with? SHIN-gles
  • What do roofing tiles and fat white women have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Tiles joke, What do roofing tiles and fat white women have in common?

Uplifting Tiles Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about tiles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean boxes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tiles pranks.

My brother and I made a bet— whoever lost our Scrabble game would have to eat a tray full of the tiles.

My next p**... could spell disaster.

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, What's the word on the street?

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

I ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles. I went to the doctor and he said:

"Your next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster."

I swallowed some Scrabble tiles earlier.

I am not looking forward to my next vowel movement.

I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles

Now I'm experiencing constant vowel movements. My next trip to the bathroom could spell DISASTER.

I just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident.

My next p**... could spell disaster!

Patient: "I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles!"

Doctor: "Your next trip to the toilet could spell disaster"

What do you call it when your shower tiles are cracked and don't repel water the way they should?

A wrecked tile dysfunction.

I forgot to take my phone to the toilet

There are 1325 vertical and 975 horizontal lines on the tiles.

I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles....

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

I just swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles!

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster...

My dog ate all my scrabble tiles once.

His next s**... spelt disaster.

What did the bishop say after they redid the vestibule with black and white tiles?

"It looks nice but now I can only enter and exit diagonally "

Our life without Phone

Today i went to toilet without my phone
There are 133 tiles in the bathroom

What does a emo girl have in common with floor tiles?

Once you lay them, you can walk all over them.

Help! I just ate a bagful of scrabble tiles!

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster for me.

My remaining Scrabble tiles were PENSI, so I played the name of a long, hard body part ...

... SPINE.

Was tiling the bathroom the other day

But I didn't have enough tiles to finish.
It was two few tile

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles...

He kept leaving little messages around the house.

Tiles joke, Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles...

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