My next bowel movement could spell disaster.
My next bowel movement could spell disaster
My next shit could spell trouble
My next dump could spell disaster
Going for a crap could spell trouble.
We have 368 tiles.
Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.
My next crap could spell disaster.
My next poop could spell, Disaster.
That shit could spell disaster
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
We have 245 tiles.
Now I'm terrified my next trip to the toilet will spell disaster.
I am not looking forward to my next vowel movement.
My next shit could spell disaster.
Seemed fun at the time, but now that I'm sober, I fear my next poop could spell disaster.
Forgive me if I'm a bit grumpy today. I'm afraid my poop may spell disaster.
A wrecked tile dysfunction.
My next poop could spell, Disaster.
...and slips. She does the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She calls her husband.
"I'm kinda stuck to the floor...".
He tries to lift her, but can't do it. So he calls a plumber.
They both tried to pull her up, to no avail.
So he says "I'm sorry, but I think we'll have to break the tiles to get her free, and the hospital should do the rest.".
Then the husband says "Hey, we could fondle her instead.".
The plumber, flabbergasted, says "Why?".
"If we get her wet enough, we can slide her over to the kitchen. The tiles there were only $30 per square foot.".
Discovered that the bathroom had 42 tiles.
I forgot my cell phone when I went to the toilet yesterday. We have 245 tiles.
"It looks nice but now I can only enter and exit diagonally "
Today i went to toilet without my phone
There are 133 tiles in the bathroom
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster for me.
Once you lay them, you can walk all over them.
He kept leaving little messages around the house.
... SPINE.
I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"
I heard there's a lot of money in text tiles.
There are 178 tiles in the bathroom all and 6 stalls in total.
My next bowel movement could spell disaster!
Haven't seen this in a while, thought I'd repost
No wonder there were messages all over the kitchen floor
My next vowel movement could spell disaster.
Grab M, by the pussy.
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