Tiles Jokes
42 tiles jokes and hilarious tiles puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tiles that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tiles Short Jokes
Short tiles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tiles humour may include short brick jokes also.
- I accidentally swallowed a handful of scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster.
- Did you hear about the man who was using apples and oranges for flooring? He started to lay them down when he realized it was fruit-tile.
- What do you call it when your shower tiles are cracked and don't repel water the way they should? A wrecked tile dysfunction.
- I hired a monk to redo my bathroom floors, and he put me under an immense amount of pressure. It was tile by friar.
- Man to Lizard: "So I hear you are in flooring sales" Lizard: I am more in promotion
Man: What do you do?
Lizard: I rep-tile. - Sonny and Cher are playing scrabble. Sonny draws a tile out of the bag and Cher asks him what he picked. He replies "I've got U babe"
- What did the bishop say after they redid the vestibule with black and white tiles? "It looks nice but now I can only enter and exit diagonally "
- Our life without Phone Today i went to toilet without my phone
There are 133 tiles in the bathroom - What does a emo girl have in common with floor tiles? Once you lay them, you can walk all over them.
- What do you call it when you're bathroom tile that you ordered online falls off the shipment truck due to company mismanagement? e wrecked tile dysfunction
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Tiles One Liners
Which tiles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tiles? I can suggest the ones about floor and maze.
- What's the cheapest part of a house? The roof tiles, because they're on the house.
- My dog ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. I took him to the vet. No word yet.
- I forgot my phone when I went to the toilet this morning. We have 368 tiles.
- How did dinosaurs decorate their bedroom? With rep-tiles!
- How many lawyers does it take to tile a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them
- The WiFi was down in the morning. Discovered that the bathroom had 42 tiles.
- I once met a lizard who was a door-to-door pottery salesman He could really rep tile
- I used to be a tile guy...... It was a lot of trowel and error.
- What's a manager's favourite type of tile? Versatile.
- I am addicted to smashing up ceramic bathrooms. I have a wreck tile dysfunction.
- What happened to the Fireman's Pole? He tiled the Fireman's bathroom.
- What does a pile of ceramic make when it falls? A tile wave.
- Today I forgot to bring my phone with me in the toilet... My toilet has 247 tiles.
- I'm really good at matching tiles. My name is Mahgic Jongson
- What's the favorite music of snakes? Rap tile
Roof Tiles Jokes
Here is a list of funny roof tiles jokes and even better roof tiles puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I was walking along the road when a tile fell off a roof and just missed my shoulder. It hit my head.
- How many babies does it take to tile a roof? No one knows... it's never been done.
- What does a skeleton tile his roof with? SHIN-gles

Uplifting Tiles Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about tiles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean plate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tiles pranks.
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My brother and I made a bet— whoever lost our Scrabble game would have to eat a tray full of the tiles.
My next p**... could spell disaster.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, What's the word on the street?
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
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My dog ate all my scrabble tiles once.
His next s**... spelt disaster.
My remaining Scrabble tiles were PENSI, so I played the name of a long, hard body part ...
... SPINE.
Was tiling the bathroom the other day
But I didn't have enough tiles to finish.
It was two few tile
I've bought up all the Scrabble games I can get my hands on.
I heard there's a lot of money in text tiles.
My friend Eric believes his true purpose in life is to write put-downs on the back of kitchen tiles
He calls it his Eric-tile diss-function
Today, I went to the toilet without bringing my phone.
There are 178 tiles in the bathroom all and 6 stalls in total.
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What do women and floor tiles have in common?
Lay em right the first time and you can walk on them the rest of your life. (Sorry mom)
Last week my dog ate the bag of scrabble tiles.
Ever since then he has been leaving little messages around the house.
I was counting the tiles in my bathroom but I lost track. now I'm back to square one
Glass Shower Door Media
There are plenty of cleaning products that are available over the counter which can clean the glass, tiles and every other part of the shower. However, there are other ways to do shower glass door cleaning which you can do on your own. Here are some materials that you can find at home which can also work great for your shower.
Glass Shower Door Media
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A woman is cleaning her bathroom...
...and slips. She does the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She calls her husband.
"I'm kinda stuck to the floor...".
He tries to lift her, but can't do it. So he calls a plumber.
They both tried to pull her up, to no avail.
So he says "I'm sorry, but I think we'll have to break the tiles to get her free, and the hospital should do the rest.".
Then the husband says "Hey, we could f**... her instead.".
The plumber, flabbergasted, says "Why?".
"If we get her wet enough, we can slide her over to the kitchen. The tiles there were only $30 per square foot.".

