Tiles Jokes

Funniest Tiles Short Jokes

Short tiles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tiles humour may include short brick jokes also.

1. I accidentally swallowed a handful of scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster.
2. Did you hear about the man who was using apples and oranges for flooring? He started to lay them down when he realized it was fruit-tile.
3. What do you call it when your shower tiles are cracked and don't repel water the way they should? A wrecked tile dysfunction.
4. I hired a monk to redo my bathroom floors, and he put me under an immense amount of pressure. It was tile by friar.
5. Man to Lizard: "So I hear you are in flooring sales" Lizard: I am more in promotion
   Man: What do you do?
   Lizard: I rep-tile.
6. Sonny and Cher are playing scrabble. Sonny draws a tile out of the bag and Cher asks him what he picked. He replies "I've got U babe"
7. What did the bishop say after they redid the vestibule with black and white tiles? "It looks nice but now I can only enter and exit diagonally "
8. Our life without Phone Today i went to toilet without my phone
   There are 133 tiles in the bathroom
9. What does a emo girl have in common with floor tiles? Once you lay them, you can walk all over them.
10. What do you call it when you're bathroom tile that you ordered online falls off the shipment truck due to company mismanagement? e wrecked tile dysfunction

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Tiles One Liners

Which tiles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tiles? I can suggest the ones about floor and maze.

1. What's the cheapest part of a house? The roof tiles, because they're on the house.
2. My dog ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. I took him to the vet. No word yet.
3. I forgot my phone when I went to the toilet this morning. We have 368 tiles.
4. How did dinosaurs decorate their bedroom? With rep-tiles!
5. How many lawyers does it take to tile a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them
6. The WiFi was down in the morning. Discovered that the bathroom had 42 tiles.
7. I once met a lizard who was a door-to-door pottery salesman He could really rep tile
8. I used to be a tile guy...... It was a lot of trowel and error.
9. What's a manager's favourite type of tile? Versatile.
10. I am addicted to smashing up ceramic bathrooms. I have a wreck tile dysfunction.
11. What happened to the Fireman's Pole? He tiled the Fireman's bathroom.
12. What does a pile of ceramic make when it falls? A tile wave.
13. Today I forgot to bring my phone with me in the toilet... My toilet has 247 tiles.
14. I'm really good at matching tiles. My name is Mahgic Jongson
15. What's the favorite music of snakes? Rap tile

Roof Tiles Jokes

Here is a list of funny roof tiles jokes and even better roof tiles puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was walking along the road when a tile fell off a roof and just missed my shoulder. It hit my head.
• How many babies does it take to tile a roof? No one knows... it's never been done.
• What does a skeleton tile his roof with? SHIN-gles

Uplifting Tiles Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about tiles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean plate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tiles pranks.