The Best 46 Tiles Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tiles jokes. There are some tiles floor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tiles bathroom puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tiles Jokes and Puns

I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles

My next dump could spell disaster

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I was counting the tiles in my bathroom but I lost track. now I'm back to square one

Tiles joke, I was counting the tiles in my bathroom but I lost track. now I'm back to square one

I've bought up all the Scrabble games I can get my hands on.

I heard there's a lot of money in text tiles.

Today, I went to the toilet without bringing my phone.

There are 178 tiles in the bathroom all and 6 stalls in total.


Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, What's the word on the street?

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

My remaining Scrabble tiles were PENSI, so I played the name of a long, hard body part ...

... SPINE.

Tiles joke, My remaining Scrabble tiles were PENSI, so I played the name of a long, hard body part ...

I forgot my phone when I went to the toilet today.

We have 245 tiles.

I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles...

My next bowel movement could spell disaster.

What did the bishop say after they redid the vestibule with black and white tiles?

"It looks nice but now I can only enter and exit diagonally "

I got drunk playing Scrabble and somehow swallowed 8 tiles

My next vowel movement could spell disaster.

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Our life without Phone

Today i went to toilet without my phone

There are 133 tiles in the bathroom

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

Lay em right the first time and you can walk on them the rest of your life. (Sorry mom)

What do you call it when your shower tiles are cracked and don't repel water the way they should?

A wrecked tile dysfunction.

The WiFi was down in the morning.

Discovered that the bathroom had 42 tiles.

Men are like floor tiles...

Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.

Tiles joke, Men are like floor tiles...

I swallowed some scrabble tiles yesterday...

My next bowel movement could spell disaster!

Haven't seen this in a while, thought I'd repost

I swallowed some Scrabble tiles earlier.

I am not looking forward to my next vowel movement.

I just ate a load of scrabble tiles.

Now I'm terrified my next trip to the toilet will spell disaster.


Help! I just ate a bagful of scrabble tiles!

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster for me.

Yesterday, I saw a guy spill all his scrabble tiles on the street..

I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

What does a emo girl have in common with floor tiles?

Once you lay them, you can walk all over them.

I forgot my phone when I went to the toilet this morning.

We have 368 tiles.

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles...

He kept leaving little messages around the house.

I found out my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles...

No wonder there were messages all over the kitchen floor

Why wouldn't the ceiling light tiles get turned on?

Because they have erectile dysfunction!

Last week my dog ate the bag of scrabble tiles.

Ever since then he has been leaving little messages around the house.

I'm really good at matching tiles.

My name is Mahgic Jongson

Today I forgot to bring my phone with me in the toilet...

My toilet has 247 tiles.

My friend Eric believes his true purpose in life is to write put-downs on the back of kitchen tiles

He calls it his Eric-tile diss-function

My son swalled a bunch of scrabble tiles.

His next poop could spell disaster.

Funny indeed

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

Patient: "I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles!"

Doctor: "Your next trip to the toilet could spell disaster"

What's the cheapest part of a house?

The roof tiles, because they're on the house.

I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles....

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

Why are men are like floor tiles?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them the rest of your life.

I forgot to take my phone to the toilet

There are 1325 vertical and 975 horizontal lines on the tiles.

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.

My next vowel movement could spell disaster.

I just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident.

My next poop could spell disaster!

I ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles. I went to the doctor and he said:

"Your next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster."

My dog ate all my scrabble tiles once.

His next shit spelt disaster.

Was tiling the bathroom the other day

But I didn't have enough tiles to finish.

It was two few tile

This is a bit wordy…

I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles, and now I'm experiencing some unexpected vowel movements. The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

I got drunk last night and swallowed some scrabble tiles

Next trip to the toilet could spell disaster..

I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles

Now I'm experiencing constant vowel movements. My next trip to the bathroom could spell DISASTER.

I just swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles!

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster...

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