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52 tile jokes and hilarious tile puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tile that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Do you enjoy a good laugh? Check out this article on Tile Jokes, featuring funny jokes about roof tile, scrabble tile, tile installers, tile layers, latrines, ceramic tile, and shingles. Get your daily dose of humor with these hilarious tile puns.

Funniest Tile Short Jokes

Short tile jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tile humour may include short brick jokes also.

  1. I accidentally swallowed a handful of scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster.
  2. This is a bit wordy… I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles, and now I'm experiencing some unexpected vowel movements. The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
  3. I got drunk last night and swallowed some scrabble tiles Next trip to the toilet could spell disaster..
  4. I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin... My wife told be that would be infant tile.
  5. I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next vowel movement could spell disaster.
  6. Men are like floor tiles... Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.
  7. What do men and tile floors have in common? ...if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
  8. Did you hear about the man who was using apples and oranges for flooring? He started to lay them down when he realized it was fruit-tile.
  9. I just ate a load of scrabble tiles. Now I'm terrified my next trip to the toilet will spell disaster.
  10. Why are men are like floor tiles? If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them the rest of your life.

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Tile One Liners

Which tile one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tile? I can suggest the ones about panel and floor.

  1. What's the cheapest part of a house? The roof tiles, because they're on the house.
  2. I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles My next dump could spell disaster
  3. My dog ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. I took him to the vet. No word yet.
  4. I forgot my phone when I went to the toilet this morning. We have 368 tiles.
  5. My dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. I left him at the vets. No word yet.
  6. I forgot my phone when I went to the toilet today. We have 245 tiles.
  7. How did dinosaurs decorate their bedroom? With rep-tiles!
  8. How many lawyers does it take to tile a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them
  9. The WiFi was down in the morning. Discovered that the bathroom had 42 tiles.
  10. I once met a lizard who was a door-to-door pottery salesman He could really rep tile
  11. I used to be a tile guy...... It was a lot of trowel and error.
  12. What's a manager's favourite type of tile? Versatile.
  13. I am addicted to smashing up ceramic bathrooms. I have a wreck tile dysfunction.
  14. What happened to the Fireman's Pole? He tiled the Fireman's bathroom.
  15. How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom? Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

Scrabble Tile Jokes

Here is a list of funny scrabble tile jokes and even better scrabble tile puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles. I went to the doctor and he said: "Your next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster."
  • I swallowed some Scrabble tiles earlier. I am not looking forward to my next vowel movement.
  • I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles Now I'm experiencing constant vowel movements. My next trip to the bathroom could spell DISASTER.
  • Patient: "I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles!" Doctor: "Your next trip to the toilet could spell disaster"
  • I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.... My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
  • I just swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles! My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster...
  • Sonny and Cher are playing scrabble. Sonny draws a tile out of the bag and Cher asks him what he picked. He replies "I've got U babe"
  • Help! I just ate a bagful of scrabble tiles! My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster for me.
  • My remaining Scrabble tiles were PENSI, so I played the name of a long, hard body part ... ... SPINE.
  • When I was younger, I jammed a scrabble tile into my nerf gun and shot my brother at close range in the forehead, killing him instantly. I didn't mean to kill him though, I thought it was a blank.

Bathroom Tile Jokes

Here is a list of funny bathroom tile jokes and even better bathroom tile puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I hired a monk to redo my bathroom floors, and he put me under an immense amount of pressure. It was tile by friar.
  • Our life without Phone Today i went to toilet without my phone
    There are 133 tiles in the bathroom
  • What do you call it when you're bathroom tile that you ordered online falls off the shipment truck due to company mismanagement? e wrecked tile dysfunction
  • Was tiling the bathroom the other day But I didn't have enough tiles to finish.
    It was two few tile
  • Today, I went to the toilet without bringing my phone. There are 178 tiles in the bathroom all and 6 stalls in total.
  • I was counting the tiles in my bathroom but I lost track. now I'm back to square one
  • Hey, does anyone know how to install bathroom floors? Nevermind, tile figure it out.
  • Any of you seen the h**... lizards in the bathroom? Apparently they rep-tiles.
Tile joke, Any of you seen the h**... lizards in the bathroom?

Ceramic Tile Jokes

Here is a list of funny ceramic tile jokes and even better ceramic tile puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I had to leave my job at the ceramics factory when they introduced the new equestrian range. It was turning into a horse tile work environment.
  • What does a pile of ceramic make when it falls? A tile wave.

Roof Tile Jokes

Here is a list of funny roof tile jokes and even better roof tile puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I was walking along the road when a tile fell off a roof and just missed my shoulder. It hit my head.
  • How many babies does it take to tile a roof? No one knows... it's never been done.
  • What does a skeleton tile his roof with? SHIN-gles
  • What do roofing tiles and fat white women have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Tile joke, What do roofing tiles and fat white women have in common?

Gather Around for Fun Tile Jokes and Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about tile you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean plate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tile pranks.

A husband took his wife to a disco on the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor busting tile. He was breakdancing, moonwalking, doing back flips - the works. The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Her husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!"

What do you call it when your shower tiles are cracked and don't repel water the way they should?

A wrecked tile dysfunction.

Tile joke, When I was younger, I jammed a scrabble tile into my nerf gun and shot my brother at close range in