The Best 20 Tile Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tile jokes. There are some tile ceilings jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tile storey puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tile Jokes and Puns

A husband took his wife to a disco on the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor busting tile. He was breakdancing, moonwalking, doing back flips - the works. The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Her husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!"

I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin...

My wife told be that would be infant tile.

What do men and tile floors have in common?

...if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Tile joke, What do men and tile floors have in common?

What do you call it when your shower tiles are cracked and don't repel water the way they should?

A wrecked tile dysfunction.

Sonny and Cher are playing scrabble. Sonny draws a tile out of the bag and Cher asks him what he picked.

He replies "I've got U babe"


I once met a lizard who was a door-to-door pottery salesman

He could really rep tile

I used to be a tile guy......

It was a lot of trowel and error.

Tile joke, I used to be a tile guy......

What do you call it when you're bathroom tile that you ordered online falls off the shipment truck due to company mismanagement?

e wrecked tile dysfunction

What's a manager's favourite type of tile?

Versatile.

After achieving universal peace, the Guardians of the Galaxy settled down and opened a floor tile business.

I Am Grout

Some idiot at my work opened up every cabinet in our records department, pulled out all the folders, put them on a pile on the floor, then shat all over it.

Now I have to spend tomorrow refiling the aisles of files he defiled in a pile on the tile.

You can explore tile shingle reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean tile linoleum dad jokes. There are also tile puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I woke up this morning at 9:30, made coffee, stepped out for the day's first cigarette, and was greeted by a gorgeous spring day. The sun was shining the birds were singing...

Then I ripped ass like a bologna windmill slapping a tile floor.

I was walking along the road when a tile fell off a roof and just missed my shoulder.

It hit my head.

What did one tile say when the other tile offered it a glass of port?

No thanks, it's bad for my grout.

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

What does a pile of ceramic make when it falls?

A tile wave.

Tile joke, What does a pile of ceramic make when it falls?

I am addicted to smashing up ceramic bathrooms.

I have a wreck tile dysfunction.

How do you get a bunch of grammar nazis in one location?

Tile the flyer with " Your invited"

What's the favorite music of snakes?

Rap tile


Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tile repairman jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tile slab piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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