Tightrope Walking Jokes
13 tightrope walking jokes and hilarious tightrope walking puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tightrope walking that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tightrope Walking Short Jokes
Short tightrope walking jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tightrope walking humour may include short tightrope jokes also.
- A daredevil was dared to walk backwards on a tightrope. You could say he wasn't looking forward to it
- Whats the similarity between getting a bl*wjob from an 80 year old and walking the tightrope ?
In both cases you really dont want to look down ! - Tightrope If I was walking on a tightrope, I would call my wife...because she says I only call her when it's convenient for me
- What does walking a tightrope and having period s**... have in common? You don't want to look down, in either case.
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Tightrope Walking One Liners
Which tightrope walking one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tightrope walking? I can suggest the ones about tight rope and rope climbing.
- A child prodigy walks a tightrope He can tell it to fetch too!
- Whats the #1 rule of tightrope walking on desserts? You have to keep the chocolate torte
Tightrope Walking Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about tightrope walking you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean walking slowly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tightrope walking pranks.
A man looking for work
A man was looking for work. In fact, he was desperate. He heard the circus was in town and so he went and asked the ring master if there was a job for him. The ring master said, "We're lucky you showed up! Our tiger just died and he was a big part of the show. What we need you to do is put on this tiger costume and pretend to be a real tiger. Nobody will know the difference." So the man put on the tiger costume, and he had to admit, it was a very realistic costume. Soon the show started, and the time came for the tiger act. The man, eager to do a good job, lept out into the ring, snarling just like a real tiger. The crowd cheered. He did all the things the tiger was supposed to do: let the trainer stick his head in his mouth, balanced on a ball, and finally walked across a tightrope. The crowd loved it. But then a lion and a bear entered the ring. The ring master announced, "Now you will see these three ferocious beasts enter one cage together!" The man had no choice as he was herded into the cage with the lion and the bear. The two animals roared and snarled, and the man became afraid for his life. He began running around the cage, shouting, "Let me out! I'm not a real tiger! Help!" Then the lion grabbed him and said, "Shut up! Do you want us all to lose our jobs?"
There was a 25 year old guy walking on a tightrope...
... Across a deep river gorge while half way around the world another 25 year old guy was getting a b**... from a 70 year old woman. BUT at the exact same moment both men were thinking the exact same thought. You know what it was?
Don't look down.
Talking to women is like...
Walking a tightrope over a lion cage.
And the tightrope is on fire.
And the lion cage is on fire.
And the lions are on fire.
Why is there so much fire?
Because fire is dangerous and so are women.
A Man Was Walking A Tightrope....
Good joke from *House of Leaves*
There was this twenty five year old guy walking a tightrope across a deep river gorge while half way around the world another twenty five year old guy was getting a b**... from a seventy year old woman, but get this, at the same moment both men were thinking the exact same thought. You know what it was?
Don't look down.
A 25-y.o. man is tightrope walking across the Grand Canyon.
1/2 way around the world a different 25-y.o. is getting a b**... from an 82-y.o. Thai p**.... Neither one of these guys knows the other guy exists, yet they are both thinking the exact same thing at the exact same time.
Just don't look down.