The Best 5 Tightest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tightest jokes. There are some tightest lightest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tightest hairiest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tightest Jokes and Puns

I just entered the Town's tightest hat competition..

hope I can pull it off.

Did I ever tell you the story of when I met the woman with the tightest vag ever?

She was bragging about it at a bar.
I told her I didn't believe her and to prove it.
She took me to her car and said, "Put a finger in" so I did.
Then she said "Put another finger in" so I did.
Then she said "Put your hand in" so I did.
Then she said "Put your other hand in" so I did that too.
The she said "Now clap" and I said "I CAN'T"
And she said "Tight ain't I ?"

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store?

So that he can find the tightest seal.

Did you hear about the mummy that reached the top 10 with his new album?

People say it's cause he has the tightest wraps

Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?

Abdominal Snowman


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tightest busiest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tightest seahorses piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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