Tightening Jokes
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My girlfriend told me to move out as i am no help around the house.
So as i walked out i tightened the lids on all the jars in the kitchen.
10% of european babies are conceived on an IKEA bed.
So, be sure to follow the instructions.
Put Peg A into Slot B, and then screw until the nuts tighten.
Dad there is something my boyfriend told me, that I didn't understand. He said that "I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."
"Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his d**..., I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe."
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