Tight Rope Jokes
27 tight rope jokes and hilarious tight rope puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tight rope that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tight Rope Short Jokes
Short tight rope jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tight rope humour may include short tightrope jokes also.
- What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head? You don't want to look down.
- Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes? Because they're too high-strung.
Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there. - What does walking a tight rope and receiving a b**... from your mother-in-law have in common? In both cases it is strongly advisable to not look down
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Tight Rope One Liners
Which tight rope one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tight rope? I can suggest the ones about tightrope walking and rope.
- What end of the rope did Aaron Hernandez hang himself with? The tight end.
- What do you call a Sikh on a tight rope Balan Singh.
- What does a tight-rope walker eat for breakfast? A Balanced Diet!
- Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus? They always fal-afel off the tight rope.
- What do you call an orange on a tight rope? "A very stable genius"
- A midget falls of a tight rope... His life was short.
- What do you call a Russian tight-rope walker? An acroblyat.
Amusing Tight Rope Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about tight rope you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rope climb jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tight rope pranks.
Cats and ladders
A fire-fighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a fire-fighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fire-fighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," he said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied. The fire-fighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's t**....
"Little partner," the fire-fighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
A tale of two young men
There is a young man walking a tight rope between two high rise buildings. In the same city, at the same time, there is another young man receiving o**... s**... from from a 80 year old woman. They both are thinking the exact same thing at the exact same time. What could it be?
DO NOT LOOK DOWN!
At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth.
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor.
The other is getting o**... s**... from an 90-year-old toothless woman.
They are both thinking the exact same thing... What are they both thinking?
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Don't look down.
At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth.
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor. The other is getting o**... s**... from an 90-year-old toothless woman. They are both thinking the exact same thing... What are they both thinking?
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There's a man walking a tight rope 60 feet above ground.
There's another man getting a bl*wjob from a 60 year old woman. What are they both thinking at the exact same time? Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!
A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York.
At the same time in South Texas is getting a b**... from a 85 year old lady.
What are both men thinking?
Don't look down.
He Tries To Give A Little Girl Some Advice. But Didn't Expect This Reply.
One afternoon, firefighter Rick was working on the engine outside the Fire Station, when he noticed a little Susan nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The Susan was wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
So firefighter Rick walked over to take a closer look. That sure is a nice fire truck, the firefighter said with admiration to Susan.
Thanks, the little Susan replied.
Then firefighter Rick looked a little closer, The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's t**....
Little partner, firefighter Rick said, I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go a lot faster.
The little Susan replied thoughtfully, You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.
A Rope Walks into a Bar
A rope walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. "We don't serve rope here" says the barkeep
Next day, same bar, rope walks in, sits down and asks for a beer. "I told you yesterday, rope, we don't serve your kind in here"
Next day, same rope, same bar. Before the rope walks in, he grabs some scissors, cuts and unravels his hair, loops himself and cinches his belt tight, walks in confidently and asks for a beer
"Ain't you that rope I've been throwing out of here all week?" Said the bartender
"Nope. I'm a frayed knot"
Interview with the 3x Widow (Clean Joke)
A journalist for a local newspaper was an interviewing an old woman who had been married three times before and was about to embark on her fourth marriage at the ripe old age of 90.
**Interviewer**: "Please give me a quick run down of the men you married in the past",
**Old Lady**: "We'll my first husband was the CEO of a bank. He died from a heart attack from stress. God bless him.
My second husband was so much different. He was a circus performer. He could s**... swords, walk a tight rope, and tame lions. Unfortunately, one of the lions wasn't fed one day, and I was single once again.
My third husband was the minister for my past two husbands funerals. I'm happy to say that he passed away peacefully surrounded by his friends and family.
And my soon to be fourth husband is the mortician who buried all three of my former husbands. He has always been there for me and is a kind man. I love him dearly.
**Interviewer**: Wow, that's a quite variety of men. So how would you summarize your love life?
**Old Lady**: Well, I guess you could say, I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer.
The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's t**....
"Little partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."