Tight End Jokes
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Short tight end jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tight end humour may include short tight rope jokes also.
- Did you hear about the Football player that went to Prison? He went in as a tight end, but left a wide receiver.
- This year, I tried to smoke a turkey. But I rolled it too tight and couldn't get the end lit.
- BREAKING NEWS: Patriots admit tim tebow hired by mistake. After tight end Aaron Hernandez request for white Bronco.
- Before his conviction, Aaron Hernandez was a tight end in the NFL. But since going to prison he's become a wide receiver.
- You know what they say about prison... You go in a tight end and come out a wide receiver
- Darren Sharper was sentenced to 18 years in prison today. I hope he can still cover a tight end.
- Sometimes, like a quarterback, you have to make tough calls. You want to make a play with the tight end but have to end up throwing to the wide receiver.
- PSU Why do you all these young players seem to be coming in as tight ends and leaving as wide receivers?
- Did you hear Aaron Hernandez killed himself in prison? I guess he couldn't Handle going from a tight end to a wide receiver after all...
- What does Aaron Hernandez and his victims have in common? They were both killed by tight ends.
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Tight End One Liners
Which tight end one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tight end? I can suggest the ones about football tackle and wide receiver.
- What end of the rope did Aaron Hernandez hang himself with? The tight end.
- Did you hear about the gay football coach? He turns tight ends into wide receivers
- A tight end went to jail He came back a wide receiver
- What's Aaron Hernandez's favorite part of a bed sheet? The tight end.
- What do you call a couple of nuns and a blonde? Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
- What's a gay man's favorite football position? Tight end.
- What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison? He's not a tight end anymore ;)
- When Aaron Hernandez went to prison.... He was no longer a tight end.
- Aaron Herndandez came in this world destined to be a tight end... And left in one.
- Aaron Hernandez will be just fine They're always drafting tight ends in prison.
- The new LGBT NFL rules are modified from the Traditional NFL There's no tight end
- Did you guys hear Aaron Hernandez hanged himself? Now that's what I call a tight end.
- I went to Penn State as a tight end. I left as a wide receiver.
- What's j**... Sandusky's favorite football position? Tight end
- Why did j**... Sandusky become a football coach? He liked watching tight ends
Tight End Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about tight end you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean money tight jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tight end pranks.
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On the day of her wedding to Prince Edward, Sophie gets dressed and realizes that she forgot her shoes.
Panic sets in until her sister loans her another pair of shoes.
Unfortunately they are a bit too small and at the end of the night Sophie's feet are in agony.
The rest of the Royal Family crowds around the door to the bedroom and they hear grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually, they hear Edward say, "God, that was tight."
"There," whispers the Queen to the Duke, "I told you she was a v**...."
Then, to their surprise, they hear Edward say, "Right. Now for the other one." Followed by more grunting and, "My God. That was even tighter."
"That's my boy," says the Duke. "Once a sailor, always a sailor."
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j**... Sandusky was actually a pretty successful coach...
... he turned many tight ends into wide receivers.
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A woman was walking home all alone...
It was late at night in a sketchy part of town. She notices the figure of a tall dark man about a block behind her, but thinks nothing of it and continues to walk home. A little while later she checks again and the figure is still there, but this time significantly closer to her, she quickens her pace and continues checking over her shoulder, each time the dark figure closes the gap little by little. She decides she can't take it anymore and starts running, the chase is on. In a moment of panic the woman turns down a dead end alleyway, wherein the stalker knew she was trapped. The figure, slowly approaching the dainty, defenseless victim let out a s**... but grimacing "mmmm." The woman tried to scream, but nothing came from her t**..., she was slowly accepting her fate and slumped into a corner, clinging to the wall, pleading and weeping silently to herself. The would be r**... then threw open its trench coat, revealing tight fitting clothes over a woman's body, and childishly shrieked "Orange you glad I don't have a banana?"
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I used to play football for j**... Sandusky.
I started out as a tight end but finished the season as a wide receiver.
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The Royal Honeymoon.
On the day of her wedding to Prince William, Catherine gets dressed and realizes that she forgot her shoes. Panic sets in until her sister loans her another pair of shoes. Unfortunately they are a bit too small and at the end of the night Catherine's feet are in agony.
The rest of the Royal Family crowds around the door to the bedroom and they hear grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually, they hear William say, "God, that was tight."
"There," whispers Camilla to the Prince Charles, "I told you she was a v**...."
Then, to their surprise, they hear William say, "Right. Now for the other one." Followed by more grunting and, "My God. That was even tighter."
"That's my boy," says the Prince Charles. "Once an Etonian, always an Etonian."
Have you heard of the new gay auto shop?
It's called Hot Rods.. I went in to deal with a growing shaft problem and they said my rear end was too tight so they'd have to loosen it up. When I asked what else they offer they mentioned they mostly specialize in fluid service but they've been known to play with well worn trannys as well. Ty also said he could work on my rod end. I told him that I was trying to get it done on my own but he said it's difficult to get right and better if you have a buddy to do it with.
*Brickleberry inspired*
So I think I am finally starting to understand American Football..
You get the other guy to the ground.
You go for the touch down.
Grab his ball.
Do a quick turnover.
Go in for the score.
And turn that tight end to the wide receiver.
It all makes sense now.
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Arron Hernandez found guilty of first-degree m**...
He has been sentenced to life in prison without parole. I'm not quite sure how much longer he is going to remain a "tight end"
Aaron Hernandez maybe entering prison as a tight end...
But he will be leaving as a wide receiver.
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This is my favorite least offensive offensive joke
Which football player gets the most wedgies? The tight ends.
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Nuns and prostitutes
What do you call 2 nuns and a p**... playing football? Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
My Football coach got fired because he got accused on Pedophillia charges.
But say what you want about the man, he could turn any young tight end into a wide receiver.
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What type of football player is the least gay?
The tight end.
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So what do you call a group of two prostitutes and a nun?
Two wide receivers and a tight end.
Why do bass players enjoy seeing people wear skinny jeans?
Cause they're fans of a tight bottom end
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The last batch of s**... b**... were very tight knit.
They used to sing together, dance together, laugh together. True brethren. At the end they had a blast doing their job.
An offensive joke
A quarterback, a running back, a fullback, a wide receiver, a tight end, a left tackle, a left guard, a center, a right tackle, a right guard, a striker, an attacking midfielder, a left wing skater, a center, a right wing skater, a point guard, a shooting guard, a small forward and a designated hitter all walk into a bar