Tiger Jokes
144 tiger jokes and hilarious tiger puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about tiger that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Who doesn't love a good tiger joke? Check out these hilarious animal-friendly jokes and punchlines featuring Tony the Tiger, white tigers, Bengal tigers and more! Get ready to roar with laughter in honor of these amazing animals that call the jungle their home. Laugh along with the pumas, cougars, and other cats that our tiger friends share the wild with. Get ready for some serious jungle-fun!
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- Short Tiger Jokes
- Tiger One Liners
- Tiger Woods Jokes
- Tony The Tiger Jokes
- Tiger Woods Dui Jokes
- Tiger King Jokes
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Funniest Tiger Short Jokes
Short tiger jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tiger humour may include short panther jokes also.
- Just got scammed out of $15. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes." Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money.
- What's the difference between R Kelly and a Tiger? No one wants to see a tiger in a cage for the rest of its life.
- I was just scammed out of 25 dollars. I purchased a dvd titled "Tiger Woods' favorite 18 holes." It turned out to be about golf. Tell others so that they can avoid this scam too!!
- There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? The Tea of the Tiger was quite a refreshing and pleasant event!
- You're riding a giraffe and a tiger is chasing you.. What do you do? You get off the merry-go-round
- The worst part about Tiger Wood's driving is that it's probably going to add to his handicap.
- I met Mike Tyson and he had his tiger with him. I said, "Wow! I can't believe you actually have a tiger! I thought that was a myth." He said, "Well you were mythtaken."
- Pretend you're in a jungle, what do you do if a tiger is chasing you and catching up to you? Stop pretending.
- If a tiger was attacking your wife and mother in law at the same time and you could save one, who would it be? The tiger of course. There are only a few left 🐯
- People know I go to Las vegas a lot and they always ask if I saw the white tigers at the Mirage. I say, Only if they were sitting at the Let It Ride table.
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Tiger One Liners
Which tiger one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tiger? I can suggest the ones about leopard and big cat.
- A lion would never drive while drunk. But a tiger wood.
- A lion would never cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood
- What ruined Tiger Woods' golf career? His driving game.
- I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
- What did the Roman say when his wife was eaten by a tiger? Gladiator
- My grandfather has a heart of a tiger. He also has a lifetime ban at the zoo.
- Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
- Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend? Because its not a cheetah.
- A lion wouldn't cheat on its mate But a Tiger Wood
- What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise.
- My grandfather had the heart of a tiger And a lifetime ban at the zoo
- Why does Tiger have to take so many baths? Because he plays with Pooh all day.
- Why did Tony the Tiger go to prison? RRRrrrrrrrrrrrape!
- Why did tiger woods bring three socks instead of two? In case he got a hole in one.
- Why do tigers always beat cheetahs at hide-and-seek? They've never been spotted.
Tiger Woods Jokes
Here is a list of funny tiger woods jokes and even better tiger woods puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods? One of them has a good driver.
- Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
- I'm not a professional caddy or anything.... but I think Tiger Woods probably should've used a driver.
- What is Tiger Woods' spirit animal? Idk, but his wife said he was a Cheetah
- A lion would never cheat on his wife A lion would never cheat on his wife but tiger wood.
- A lion would never play golf But a Tiger Wood
- What is the best thing about Tiger Woods' arrest? A black man in America finally survived a traffic stop. Progress!
- What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 100 yards without hitting a tree.
- Just got scammed out of $25... I bought a Tiger Woods DVD called "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's about golf.
- Tiger Woods was arrested for DUI... he was three shots over.
Tony The Tiger Jokes
Here is a list of funny tony the tiger jokes and even better tony the tiger puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you hear the news about the guy who killed Tony the Tiger? He's a cereal killer
- I read that Snap, Crackle and Pop were found murdered along with Captain Crunch and Tony the Tiger Authorities suspect it's the work of a cereal killer.
- Captain Crunch, Tony the Tiger, and the Trix Rabbit were found dead recently The police concluded that this is the work of a Cereal Killer.
- Trump allegedly had an affair with Tony the Tiger. When reached for a comment, his response want typical: "Nope, not true. Flake news."
- Did you hear the Coco Pops monkey was recently murdered? Tony the Tiger, Snap, Crackle and Pop all got killed too.
Police think its the work of a serial killer. - The man behind the voice of Tony the Tiger has sadly passed away His last words were I don't feel so grrrrreat!
- They tried to make Tony the Tiger the new mascot for club soda... He became catatonic.
- Why isn't Tony the Tiger invited to anything? He's pretty flaky
- This girl I took home from the bar wanted to role-play. I told her I would be Tony the Tiger. But apparently a "Frosted Face" isn't good. Or great.
- Why did Tony the Tiger get such a harsh sentence for murdering Toucan Sam? He was a cereal killer.
Tiger Woods Dui Jokes
Here is a list of funny tiger woods dui jokes and even better tiger woods dui puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'm not surprised Tiger Woods to get arrested for a DUI... ...he hasn't been driving straight since 2009.
- Why has it taken so long for the cops to catch Tiger Woods for DUI? He hasn't been able to drive straight for at least five years
- Why did Tiger Woods get a DUI? Because his driver was off.
Tiger King Jokes
Here is a list of funny tiger king jokes and even better tiger king puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- There's an upcoming show featuring the woman from Tiger King and Batman's sidekick, going around and reviewing ice cream parlors Carole Baskin And Robin's
- WARNING: Tiger King Spoilers Will make your car look s**....
- What did the tiger say to the other tiger? Who's that old guy narrating us f**king?
White Tiger Jokes
Here is a list of funny white tiger jokes and even better white tiger puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Give them a show in Vegas and introduce a white tiger.
- What do you call 300 white guys chasing a black man? Tiger Woods' PGA tour.
Unearthly Funniest Tiger Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about tiger you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jaguar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tiger pranks.
What should you do if you're in the jungle and come upon a tiger?
Say you're sorry, wipe him off, and run.
Tiger Woods playing golf.
Sorry if this is a repost, but I found this one quite funny.
Tiger Woods is practicing golf one day, surrounded by fans and media. While he's practicing, an amateur
golfer confidently walks up to him and challenges him to a match. Tiger knew he'd win, so he agrees thinking that it would be a fun break from serious practice. "OK," the amateur says, "Since I'm an amateur and you're a pro, you'll have to allow me two gotchas". Tiger didn't know what a gotchas is, but he didn't ask because he thought he'd win regardless of what handicap is placed on him. The fans and media leave the two alone so they can play in peace.
A few hours later, the two come out of the golf course and it turns out that Tiger Woods lost. The fans and media surrounded him wanting to know what happened. Tiger says, "I was starting the first hole, concentrating to tee off, you know, deep in thought. Right when I was about to drive the ball, he ran up from behind, grabbed my nuts and squeezed them tight while loudly screaming 'GOTCHA!!' can you imagine me trying to play eighteen holes waiting for the next gotcha?"
Jesus and Moses are playing golf.
After teeing off, Jesus asks Moses which club he should use to clear the water hazard and Moses says, "Use your 4 iron". Jesus says, "No, Tiger Woods would use a 6 iron". His shots goes into the water. Jesus walks out onto the water to find his ball and is seen by another golfer who says to Moses, "Look at that guy. Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?" Moses says, "He is Jesus Christ, he THINKS he's Tiger Woods."
A visit to the zoo.
A father and son were observing a tiger in its cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and his son was taking it all in with a serious expression.
"Dad," the son said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up .....…"
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take to get back home?"
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
Santa stops at three h**....
(sorry if repost)
A lion would NEVER cheat on his mate
But a Tiger Wood.
XD
What advice did Tiger Woods' dad have for Tiger during training?
Concentrate on golf—f**... everything else.
A husband comes home to find his beautiful blonde wife sitting at the kitchen table in tears.
"What's wrong, dear?" He asks
Through her tears she says, "well, I've been trying to put this puzzle together all day and I just can't seem to figure it out! It's supposed to be a tiger."
He looks at her and in his most sympathetic voice says, "sweetheart, put the frosted flakes back in the box."
Ba dum-tiss
Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn had a huge argument over whether to circumcise their son
Lindsey went downhill from there, but Tiger made the cut.
Tiger Woods...
...just had the worst 9 holes in his life, well second worst if you consider the 9 holes that lost him his marriage but still...
A man looking for work
A man was looking for work. In fact, he was desperate. He heard the circus was in town and so he went and asked the ring master if there was a job for him. The ring master said, "We're lucky you showed up! Our tiger just died and he was a big part of the show. What we need you to do is put on this tiger costume and pretend to be a real tiger. Nobody will know the difference." So the man put on the tiger costume, and he had to admit, it was a very realistic costume. Soon the show started, and the time came for the tiger act. The man, eager to do a good job, lept out into the ring, snarling just like a real tiger. The crowd cheered. He did all the things the tiger was supposed to do: let the trainer stick his head in his mouth, balanced on a ball, and finally walked across a tightrope. The crowd loved it. But then a lion and a bear entered the ring. The ring master announced, "Now you will see these three ferocious beasts enter one cage together!" The man had no choice as he was herded into the cage with the lion and the bear. The two animals roared and snarled, and the man became afraid for his life. He began running around the cage, shouting, "Let me out! I'm not a real tiger! Help!" Then the lion grabbed him and said, "Shut up! Do you want us all to lose our jobs?"
A tiger goes to the gym...
... wearing women's underwear underneath his workout clothes.
When he does squats does that make him a crouching tiger with hidden drag on?
A blonde calls her boyfriend...
One day a man gets a call from his blond girlfriend.
"Hey Babe!"
"Listen, I need you to come over right now! I'm doing a puzzle and I think it's supposed to be a tiger but I just can't figure it out, I've been doing it for hours..."
The boyfriend was a little confused, as she didn't seem the type to buy a puzzle... But it was clear she was upset, so he made the trip over. He walked in to her apartment and saw her sitting on the floor, a blue box overturned and all the pieces arranged in random circles on the floor.
He looked at her for a while without saying anything, then just sighed and said, "Sweetie, lets get all these frosted flakes back in the box..."
Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing
Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
So i went to Walmart today...
... and asked customer service for gta5. She was confused so I told her that it was a game with a black guy who crashed his car, sleeps with prostitutes, and attacks people with his golf club. She came later with Tiger Woods PGA 2010.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
Santa Claus stops after three h**...'s.
I don't claim... heard from a colleague of mine.
A successful woman needs four animals in her life...
A jaguar in her garage, a mink in her closet, a tiger in her bed, and a j**... to pay for all of the above.
What do you call a man-eating tiger?
A tiger.
A blonde is trying to put together a puzzle
She simply cannot figure out how to do it, so she calls her boyfriend.
He asks her: "What is the puzzle is supposed to look like when finished?" and she replies, " it's supposed to look like a tiger."
He drives to her house, and when he gets there, he begins laughing hysterically.
"Why are you laughing?" She asks.
"These are Frosted Flakes."
I don't think a lion would play golf
But a Tiger Wood
A blonde is putting together a puzzle. She is very frustrated and asks her husband for help.
"It's supposed to be a tiger!" she cries.
"Honey," says her husband wearily, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
John and Peter
John: Dude my girlfriend is pregnant, but I use a c**... every time.
Peter: Come here my dear friend and I will explain it to you
John: Ok.
Peter: A man went into the jungle with an umbrella. He saw a tiger coming right at him. He touched the button of his umbrella and the tiger died.
John: Haha!But that's impossible. Maybe someone else shot the tiger.
Peter: Exactly..
I was s**... assaulted by tony the tiger today.
I'm pushing charges for rrrrrrape.
A Blonde Tries To Solve A
A blonde has been working on her new puzzle for a couple days now but can't seem to get it right. One day, her husband comes home to his wife crying at the kitchen table. He rushes over and asks his wife why she was crying, and she replies "I've been working on the puzzle forever but can't figure it out! It's supposed to be a tiger." The husband shakes his head and says "honey put the Frosted Flakes back in the box"
A young bear cub was roaming the jungle . An animal he had never seen before comes strolling out of the trees.
He asks " excuse me what kind of animal are you?"
The animal replys
" well, I am a tiger"
The bear acts suprised and says " are you sure? You don't look like a tiger."
The tiger says " Do you think I'm a lyin?"
I have the eye of the tiger and the heart of a lion.
That's why I'm banned from the zoo.
What do you get when you cross a tiger with a human?
Kicked out of the zoo and fined 1,000 dollars
When interviewing the police officers involved in Tiger Woods' arrest, they told how they came to suspect he was under the influence.
"Simple" The officer responded. "It was the straightest drive he's had in years. We knew right away something was up."
My son wanted me to buy him GTA
When I got to the store, I couldn't remember the title. So I told the guy "it's the game where the black guy drives cars round drunk, and shags loads of women"
He gave me a copy of tiger woods PGA golf
Did you hear tiger woods got arrested?
Should have used his driver.
Two guys were walking though the Sahara
They suddenly see a tiger approaching .
o**... throws sand in the tiger's eyes and he runs away.
The other guy keeps standing still.
"RUN MAN, WHY ARE YOU STANDING STILL??"
"Well I didn't throw the sand at him"
A blonde is working on a puzzle...
She calls her husband over and says, "This is the hardest jigsaw puzzle I've ever seen in my whole life!"
The husband responds, "What do you mean, honey?"
She says, "Well there's a picture of a tiger on the box, but looking at all these pieces, I don't see how in the world this is going to ever make picture of a tiger."
The husband says, "That's alright honey, let's just put all the cereal back in the box."
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and an amateur golfer?
Only one of them gets convicted for reckless driving
Since Tiger Woods is back in the news and it's the holiday season....
What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
Santa stopped at 3 h**...'s
How do tigers walk around without being spotted?
By being striped.
A blonde girl decides to do a puzzle.....
...so she grabs the puzzle and pours out all the pieces and tries to put it together. After a while she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend. He asks her what is wrong and she tells him about the trouble she is having with the puzzle. He tells her to look at the picture on the front and tell him what it looks like. The blonde says, Okay, well, the background is blue and there is a tiger on it.
After a long pause her boyfriend sighs and says, Honey, put the cornflakes back in the box.
The Priest and the Tiger
A priest visits the zoo, but accidentally trips over, landing in the tiger enclosure. The tiger slowly approaches the priest, so the priest begins to pray.
To his surprise the tiger prays too.
'Its a miracle!' The priest exclaims. 'I thought you were going to eat me.'
'Shut up you idiot, I'm just saying grace!' Replies the tiger.
A lion and a tiger make a liger, a whale and dolphin a wolphin, a squid and octopus a scquoctopus. What would a five-year old and a horse be?
Definitely i**....
Sonny Bono can't tell you the name of the tiger in The Jungle Book...
But Cher can.
I have the eye of a tiger, and the heart of a lion.
I also have a permanent ban from the zoo, and a few restraining orders
God asked Adam to name the animals
Adam began to invent names, Lion, Tiger, Horse, Cow, Pig…
Then God said, You must name the sea animals, too
Adam was tired already, so he said, Sea lion, Tiger shark, Sea horse, Sea cow, Sea pig…
Two tigers are walking down the street.
One says to the other:
'It's quiet for a Saturday isn't it?'
What is the difference between a freshly made pizza and a hungry jungle tiger?
One tastes delicious to you and you taste delicious to one.
What did the zoologist and herbologist name their child?
Tiger Woods
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
My grandpa was telling me about when he used to hunt tigers.
He said, "this one time I was alone in the jungle when out of the bushes, right in front of me, a huge tiger leaped out suddenly and went RRROOOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!! Kid, you won't believe it, I s**... myself."
I raised my eyebrows. "You bet I believe it, I'd have s**... myself too if that happened to me."
"That's not what I mean g**..., go fetch me some toilet paper."
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Did you know that a Siberian Tiger can absolutely devour a 7-year-old girl in just about 45 seconds?
Anyways, I lost my job at the petting zoo, today...
Your Girlfriend Is Pregnant !
Guy: But doctor that can't be right. We use condoms everytime we have s**....
Doctor: Well, the test result would suggest otherwise. Maybe the c**... broke?
Guy: No I'm sure it didn't.
Doctor: Alright then. Let me tell you a story. A guy was wandering in the forest where he encountered a tiger. The tiger looked really ferocious and the guy knew that he was doomed. Cornered, the guy then points his umbrella's tip at the tiger and shouts Bang at the tiger. The tiger died.
Guy: That can't be right. Someone else must have shot the tiger.
Doctor: Exactly.
What did the Roman say when a tiger ate his wife?
Gladiator
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Why did tiger quit golf?
He lost the ability to drive
