Tifu Jokes

Hilarious puns and funny pick up lines

TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a BDSM convention with a woman who was wearing the same leather mask

Whoops, wrong sub

TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway

Whoops, wrong sub.

TIFU by sending my nudes to everyone in my address book

Cost me a fortune in stamps

Tifu by walking in on my roommate masturbating

He looked at me wide eyed and yelled "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU MASTURBATING?!?"

TIFU by hiding in poison oak

Whoops, wrong shrub

TIFU by climbing into a German U-Boat

Whoops. Wrong sub.

TIFU by buying an MP5K instead of a Mini-Uzi from the Arms Store...

Whoops, wrong sub.

TIFU by eating my coworkers sandwich instead of mine.

oops wrong sub.

TIFU by plugging in the wrong speaker into my computer, causing a blackout in my neighbourhood

Whoops, wrong sub

TIFU by trying to be witty at the airport...

The TSA confiscated my protein powder asking "Are you planning on building any bombs with this substance?"

I replied "No, only guns."

TIFU by getting fired from the calendar factory.

All I did was take a day off.

TIFU By Eating My Boss's Sandwich

Oops wrong sub.

TIFU by making my customer the wrong sandwich, giving her an allergic reaction.

Whoops. Wrong sub.

TIFU by accidentally walking out with the footlong BLT of the guy ahead of me in line

Whoops, wrong sub

TIFU.

She was on top.

TIFU by delivering a punch line in the wrong place at the wrong time

April Fools!

TIFU and got arrested at the airport...

Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call "shotgun" before boarding a plane...

tifu by getting inside someone else's underwater vessel

Whoops, wrong sub

TIFU by sleeping with my Crush

Now there's orange soda all over my bed. :(

TIFU by trying to kill a spider with axe body spray.

Now his name is chad and he's fucking all the girl spiders in my house.

TIFU by ordering food from my phone.

So I used the Subway app to order my lunch. I was in a hurry, so no time to wait in line. I put the order together, paid for it, and made my way to pick it up.

When I told the guy my name for the order, he handed it over and thanked me for my business. I went to check the food to make sure he got my order right, and it turns out he completely read the online order wrong. Great, more waiting.

I went back to the counter to explain the problem and he replied, "oops, wrong sub."

TIFU..

my wife was on top.

TIFU by going to Jimmy John's for lunch..

Whoops, wrong sub.

TIFU by starting a World War after accidently shooting a British submarine.

Oops, wrong sub.

TIFU in a hot air balloon

... It was amazing.

TIFU by taking someone else's sandwich at the deli today

Oops... wrong sub

TIFU by bathing incorrectly

Whoops, wrong tub.

TIFU by getting my girlfriend's order wrong at Subway

Oops, wrong sub

TIFU by dating a Tennis player

Love meant nothing to them.

TIFU by combining a hydroxide ion with nitric oxide

OH NO!

TIFU by getting on the normal bus instead of the dyslexic one

Whoops, wrong bus.

TIFU by making my husband the wrong sandwich

Oops, wrong sub!

TIFU by eating someone else's sandwich.

Whoops. Wrong sub.

TIFU by going to Subway instead of Quiznos

Oops, wrong sub

TIFU traveling through time...

Obligatory this didn't happen today but three weeks from now

[TIFU] I picked up somebody else's sandwich at Subway

Ooops, wrong sub!

TIFU by not waking up in time to go to a funeral

Then again, I have never been much of a mourning person

TIFU by crying at a funeral -- about my favorite team losing.

sorry wrong sob

TIFU by hiring a registered sex offender as a replacement teacher

Oops wrong sub.

TIFU by slipping in the shower and breaking my arm

At first I tried to laugh it off but soon realised that this wasn't humerus

TIFU by joining the army when I'm already a karate champ

Nearly killed myself when I first saluted

TIFU by sleeping with the bosses daughter

He caught us red-handed, the following day
I was let go for performance reasons.

TIFU

Then I closed the DVD case and took it back to the library

TIFU by walking into the class of the wrong substitute teacher

Whoops, wrong sub.

TIFU by being dyslexic and kidnapping 42 people

Sorry, wrong bus.

TIFU by picking up the wrong order at subway.

Whoops, wrong sub.

TIFU by spraying water on a topless model

Now all the seats are wet

TIFU by accidentally giving my vegetarian girlfriend my Italian Sandwich from quizno's instead of her Veggie Delight Sandwich.

Oops wrong sub.

TIFU by getting on the wrong submarine

Oops, wrong sub.

TIFU on the first day of my courier job

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OP didn't deliver

TIFU by eating a U-Boat.

Whoops, wrong sub.

TIFU by giving someone the wrong sandwich at a deli

Whoops, wrong sub

TIFU By having one night stand

It broke and I don't have another to replace it with

TIFU by accidentally giving my girlfriend my sandwich that had extra cheese when she's lactose intolerant

Whoops, wrong sub.

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