Tifu Jokes
123 tifu jokes and hilarious tifu puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tifu that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tifu Short Jokes
Short tifu jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tifu humour may include short sandwich jokes also.
- TIFU by trying to be witty at the airport... The TSA confiscated my protein powder asking "Are you planning on building any bombs with this substance?"
I replied "No, only guns." - TIFU by making my customer the wrong sandwich, giving her an allergic reaction. Whoops. Wrong sub.
- TIFU by accidentally walking out with the footlong BLT of the guy ahead of me in line Whoops, wrong sub
- TIFU by starting a World War after accidently shooting a British submarine. Oops, wrong sub.
- TIFU by complimenting a waiter at a steakhouse I told him "well done!" and he decided to burn my steak?? Tf
- TIFU by getting my girlfriend's order wrong at Subway Oops, wrong sub
- TIFU by combining a hydroxide ion with nitric oxide OH NO!
- TIFU by getting on the normal bus instead of the dyslexic one Whoops, wrong bus.
- TIFU by making my husband the wrong sandwich Oops, wrong sub!
- TIFU by eating someone else's sandwich. Whoops. Wrong sub.
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Tifu One Liners
Which tifu one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tifu? I can suggest the ones about subway and jar.
- TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway Whoops, wrong sub.
- TIFU by hiding in poison oak Whoops, wrong shrub
- TIFU by climbing into a German U-Boat Whoops. Wrong sub.
- TIFU by eating my coworkers sandwich instead of mine. oops wrong sub.
- TIFU by getting fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
- TIFU By Eating My Boss's Sandwich Oops wrong sub.
- TIFU. She was on top.
- TIFU by delivering a punch line in the wrong place at the wrong time April Fools!
- tifu by getting inside someone else's underwater vessel Whoops, wrong sub
- TIFU by sleeping with my Crush Now there's orange soda all over my bed. :(
- TIFU.. my wife was on top.
- TIFU by going to Jimmy John's for lunch.. Whoops, wrong sub.
- TIFU by taking someone else's sandwich at the deli today Oops... wrong sub
- TIFU in a hot air balloon ... It was amazing.
- TIFU by bathing incorrectly Whoops, wrong tub.
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What funny jokes about tifu you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean meatballs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tifu pranks.
TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a b**... convention with a woman who was wearing the same leather mask
Whoops, wrong sub
TIFU
Don't know why she legally changed her name to 'Up' though.
TIFU by sleeping with my boss
I should be getting a promotion any day now.
TIFU by hiring a registered s**... offender as a replacement teacher
Oops wrong sub.
TIFU by picking up the wrong order at subway.
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIFU by buying an MP5K instead of a Mini-u**... from the Arms Store...
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIFU by buying a 10" speaker instead of a 12" one.
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIFU by destroying a friendly submarine
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIFU by mixing condiments up.
This is seems to be the wrong sub.
TIFU by being a dyslexic bus driver
Whoops, wrong bus
TIFU by getting meatball marinara instead of steak and cheese...
Oops, wrong sub
TIFU
Yes, her name is up
TIFU
Then I closed the DVD case and took it back to the library
TIFU by listening to adults when I was a kid.
They kept saying "Don't get any bright ideas." Sure enough, I never did.
TIFU by mis-targeting my torpedo
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIFU
Now the disc is not playable.
TIFU by disappointing a girl with my 3.2 incher.
She didn't take American Express.
TIFU by feeding my mogwai after midnight
Whoops, wrong sub.
By the way, if you see one, just throw it in the microwave for like 45 seconds.
TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Jimmy Johns
Oops... Wrong sub.
I'll see myself out.
TIFU by going over 88 miles per hour
Now gas is so expensive I have no money to go back.
TIFU by accidentally playing music off of my neighbors speakers.
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIFU by crying at a f**... -- about my favorite team losing.
sorry wrong s**...
TIFU by getting on the wrong submarine
Oops, wrong sub.
TIFU by sending my n**... to everyone in my address book
Cost me a fortune in stamps
TIFU by walking into the class of the wrong substitute teacher
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIFU By having one night stand
It broke and I don't have another to replace it with
TIFU by sitting next to a really hot Thai chick on the bus home today
and kept thinking, "Don't get an e**..., don't don't don't..."
But she did.
TIFU on the first day of my courier job
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OP didn't deliver
TIFU by going to Subway instead of Quiznos
Oops, wrong sub
TIFU at Subway - accidentally sent someone to the ER
Oops, wrong sub
TIFU: I was called in to teach 6th grade math but ended up teaching 8th grade english
Sorry, wrong sub.
TIFU by eating a U-Boat.
Whoops, wrong sub.
[TIFU] I picked up somebody else's sandwich at Subway
Ooops, wrong sub!
TIFU by eating my roommates lunch
Oops, wrong sub
TIFU by sending my weakest player onto the field
Whoops, wrong sub
TIFU by clicking on a link that read "Click to see something unexpected!"
Spanish Inquisition.
TIFU by spraying water on a t**... model
Now all the seats are wet
TIFU by sending a substitute math teacher to a geography classroom.
Whoops, wrong sub!
TIFU by messing up my wife's Subway order.
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIFU by stealing my nurse's outfit.
Whoops, wrong scrub.
TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a b**... costume party
Oops wrong sub
TIFU my wife's Quiznos order
Whoops, wrong sub
TIFU by whipping the wrong person at the b**... club.
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIFU by telling my wife the best time to have s**...
On business trips.
TIFU by installing the incorrect speaker parts in my car
Oops, wrong sub!
TIFU by giving someone the wrong sandwich at a deli
Whoops, wrong sub
TIFU by accidentally giving my vegetarian girlfriend my Italian Sandwich from quizno's instead of her Veggie Delight Sandwich.
Oops wrong sub.
TIFU. I was heading northbound and attempted a U-turn.
Here's where things went south.
TIFU by eating someone else's sandwich at work
After apologizing for my mistake, I kindly offered to take them to a restaurant of their choice after work. They happily agreed. We ended up going to a Chinese place. We had a good time. We're really good friends now.
TIFU by eating my brother's extra hot Subway sandwich!
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIFU by complimenting a co-worker's womanly hips.
Get over it, Steve.
TIFU by eating my friend's sandwich
wrong sub
TIFU by accidentally giving my girlfriend my sandwich that had extra cheese when she's lactose intolerant
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIFU by gatecrashing an amputee conference...
It was just a bit of 'armless fun.
TIFU by being dyslexic and kidnapping 42 people
Sorry, wrong bus.
TIFU by finding a job
wish i could say this is the wrong sub
TIFU by sleeping with the bosses daughter
He caught us red-handed, the following day
I was let go for performance reasons.
I'm a teacher. TIFU by sending an email to the wrong person asking them to cover my classes...
Whoops, wrong sub.
(Not *exactly* a repost...)
TIFU by hiring a homeless man to teach my students while I was sick.
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIFU by joining the army when I'm already a karate champ
Nearly killed myself when I first saluted
TIFU by plugging in the wrong speaker into my computer, causing a b**... in my neighbourhood
Whoops, wrong sub
