Tide Jokes

• Short Tide Jokes
• Tide One Liners
• High Tide Jokes
• Tide Pool Jokes
• Ocean Tide Jokes
• Roll Tide Jokes
• Low Tide Jokes
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Funniest Tide Short Jokes

Short tide jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tide humour may include short tumble jokes also.

1. Tide has some serious ad time during the superbowl this year Must be able to afford it after cornering the teenage snack food market
2. People who eat Tide Pods are idiots. The Costco brand pods are half the price. Just saying.
3. Personally, i think that Tide pods are even better than advertised. I mean, anything that can clean your clothes and the gene pool in the same product...
4. The evolution of tide pods In 2017 tids pods cleaned clothes but in 2018 it cleans the gene pool
5. What if tide pods.. Are just cleaning up people who should have been stain in the first place?
6. I hear that it's easier to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods but it's harder to deter gents.
7. Are you a tide pod? Because you're lookin' like a snack but you're really just toxic to everyone.
8. Last year, kids were eating tide pods. This year, they're getting vaccines and picking up trash. Seems that eating tide pods makes you smart!
9. What's the difference between Tide Pods and McDonald's? One is full of dangerous chemicals that people keep eating for some reason, and the other gets your clothes clean.
10. Give a teen a pizza, they'll be full for a day Give a teen a tide pod, they'll be full for the rest of their life

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Tide One Liners

Which tide one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tide? I can suggest the ones about tension and breeze.

1. I used to be addicted to Tide Pods... But I'm clean now.
2. Tide announced the new motto for their pods line. Cleaning the gene pool since 2017.
3. It's pretty easy to stop women from eating tide pods But it's a bit harder to deter gents
4. What do Tide Pods taste like? Natural Selection.
5. If you smoke seaweed on the beach... ...do you experience high tide?
6. What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide!
7. I was addicted to Tide Pods I'm clean now
8. What do you call a Tide Pod that prevents war? A nuclear detergent
9. Why couldn't the ocean wave? Its hands were tide.
10. "Son, what would happen if neither team won the Super Bowl?" "It's a Tide ad."
11. I hear it's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods
12. There is an upside to eating Tide Pods.... It takes the skid marks out of your underwear.
13. Now that the tide pod fad is dying down lets move onto the cotton candy in the attic.
14. Why did the octopus cross the reef? To get to the other tide.
15. What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.

High Tide Jokes

Here is a list of funny high tide jokes and even better high tide puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A poem A fisher was fishing a bass
  The water came up to his knee.
  ​
  Strange, it rhymed this morning when there was high tide.
• Why was the tide high? Too much seaweed
• There was a lighthouse owner that noticed the tide was coming way too high and might wash away his home. So he called 911 It was an emerging sea.
• I was surfing when I accidentally swallowed a tide pod. I guess you could say I was on high tide while high on tide.
• A high Tide floats all boats... and drowns all Bulldawgs.
• How do you know when your mom is swimming? When the tide is high
• What's it called when one of your family members wants you to get high on Tide Pods? Roll Tide.
• what did 1 floating british boat say to the other i believe its about high tide for some tea
• Why did those Thai boys go into the cave during the rainy season? When high tide Thai hide.
• Learned today what causes high tides. Sea w**....

Tide Pool Jokes

Here is a list of funny tide pool jokes and even better tide pool puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Tide Pods are really great at cleaning... Up the gene pool.
• Why are people eating tide pods? To clean the gene pool!
• The gene pool recently got cleaner, it was a tide add all along.
• Tide pods Cleaning the gene pool
• Recent reports have shown that Tide Pods can be used to clean your bathtub or jacuzzi... Since they're already acting like chlorine on our gene pool
• Tide pods are amazing... Not only to they clean clothes, but gene pools aswell
• Tide can clean your clothes And the gene pool

Ocean Tide Jokes

Here is a list of funny ocean tide jokes and even better ocean tide puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.
• What does the ocean use for laundry? Tide!
• Chuck Norris once roundhouse kick the ocean. That's why we have tides now.
• Staying at the beach this week, and can't help but wonder how so many parts of the ocean can appear so dirty... ...when there's more or less tide in it every single day.
• How did the hockey match end between the ocean and the moon? It was tide.
• Yo mama so fat she sat at the edge of the ocean and the lifeguard said, "Ma'am, you're blocking the tide."
• Have you heard the score between the Ocean and the Beach? It was tide.

Roll Tide Jokes

Here is a list of funny roll tide jokes and even better roll tide puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What does a Notre Dame fan do after his team beats the Roll Tide? Turn off the xbox and go to bed...
• Why did CSI Alabama fail? its hard to make a csi show when everyone shares DNA, and nobody has dental records.
  ROLL TIDE.
• I tapped out my son on the Beaches of Alabama... while the tides were rolling.
• What did the siblings from Alabama have for lunch? Roll Tide Pods
• What two word phrase is most often said after two cousin finish having s**...? "Roll tide"
• I had s**... with my best friends mother, sister and girlfriend all at the same time. It wasn't a f**... or anything, Roll Tide.
• What do two cousins say after they have s**...? Roll Tide.
• What's the easiest way to kill American h**...? Feed them Roll tide pods

Low Tide Jokes

Here is a list of funny low tide jokes and even better low tide puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When an eel bites your thigh at the beach (at low tide) That's a moray
• The captain's supple young bride... ... fell into the bay at low tide.
  You could tell by the squeals
  that some of the eels
  had found a dark place to hide.
• Due to its location South Africa doesn't experience full tide or low tide... it has apartheid.

Howlingly Hilarious Tide Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about tide you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trend jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tide pranks.