Tictac Jokes
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I dropped my knife and cut off a toe
After the surgery to reattach it, the doctor comes in.
Doctor: I have some good news and bad news.
Me: Tell me the bad news first doc.
Doctor: The bad news is they mistook a piece of candy for your toe.
Me: No way. Whats the good news?
Doctor: The good news is the surgery was successful.
Me: What are you trying to say?
Doctor: You now have a Tic-Tac toe.
My girlfriend has a constant case of halitosis...
So I guess it's a good thing I'm hung like a Tic-Tac.
I sold my foot that had the Tic-Tac toe today...
I heard collectors pay more for items in mint condition.
My wife suffers from a case of constant halitosis...
So I guess it's a good thing I'm hung like a TicTac.
When a clock goes forward it's tic-tac, but when Rommel retreats it's tactic.
When a clock goes forward it's tic-tac, but when MacArthur retreats it's tactic.
When a clock goes forward, it's tactic, but when <general> retreats it's tactic.
Old British WWII joke during the War in North Africa.
What do you use to kick a canister of mints?
your tic-tac toe
How you heard about the new bad breath removal strategy?
They call it the tic-tac tactic.
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