Tics Jokes
27 tics jokes and hilarious tics puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tics that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short tics jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tics humour may include short ties jokes also.
- I have a shirt with 120 tiny pockets that fit exactly one mint each.... It's my Tic Tactical vest.
- Why did the polka band have such a large fan base? Because their music was so a-squeeze-tic!
- What you call toes that taste like mint? Tic-tac-toe!
My 8 year old daughter made this one up. - The etymology of the word "politics" is surprisingly accurate. "poly" meaning "many", and tics meaning "small bloodsucking parasites."
- TIL: Where does the word "politics" come from. From poly, Greek for many, and tics, English for pesky parasites.
- I'm reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome... I want to know what makes them tic.
- My girlfriend has a constant case of halitosis... So I guess it's a good thing I'm hung like a Tic-Tac.
- What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes? A clock!
One provides the tic, the other provides the talk
Credit to my Autistic Big Bro - I once amputated a man's toe and replaced it with a prosthetic made from a breath mint. I gave him a Tic Tac toe.
- It usually makes me happy when I go first in a game... ...Except in tic tac toe.
Then it makes me cross.
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Which tics one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tics? I can suggest the ones about tons and acts.
- If athletes get athlete's foot, what do candy makers get? Tic tac toe
- If poli=many and tics are small bloodsucking animals The world makes so much sense
- I got diagnosed with tourettes today guess it's time to tic that off my to-do list.
- How many birds can play tic-tac-toe? Toucan
- I annoyed my friend so he mixed up my Tic Tacs. That's one of his Tac Tics.
- What do you call someone with mints on their feet? Tic tac toes
- I played my Asian friend in Tic Tac Toe It was a Thai.
- What is Homer Simpson's favorite TV game show? Tic-Tac-D'oh
- What kind of breath mints do dyslexic military officers use? Tac-tics
- Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
- How did the doctor cure the woman with Tourette's? Anti-bio-tics.
- What game does Homer Simpson always lose? Tic Tac Doh!
- Politics From "poli" meaning many and "tics" meaning bloodsuckers.
- I ate a tic tac yesterday And I developed another toe. That's three in a row now
- What do you use to kick a canister of mints? your tic-tac toe
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What funny jokes about tics you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rips jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tics pranks.
I've finally understood the meaning of "politics"
It's derived from "poly", the Greek word for "many", and "tics", a blood s**... parasite.
Politics is self describing
The word politics comes from poli- meaning many,
and -tics, meaning blood s**... parasites.
Define: Politics
(poli) many (tics) blood-s**... insects
What is the etymology of politics?
Poly for many and tics for blood s**... creatures.
The REAL definition of POLITICS
This is the real definition.
POLY= MANY
TICS= BLOOD s**... PARASITES.
Therefore, Politics = Many blood s**... parasites. :)
My boy asked me how to get a kiss on the first date. I told him to plan ahead and get some breath mints.
Tac Tics my son, Tac Tics
How do you know if a deer has tourette's syndrome?
It has deer tics...