Tics Jokes

These are 12 tics jokes and hilarious tics puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tics that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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These are our top tics puns. Have fun with a good tics joke in English with simple tics humour.

  1. I have a shirt with 120 tiny pockets that fit exactly one mint each.... It's my Tic Tactical vest.
  2. Why did the polka band have such a large fan base? Because their music was so a-squeeze-tic!
  3. What you call toes that taste like mint? Tic-tac-toe!
    My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
  4. The etymology of the word "politics" is surprisingly accurate. "poly" meaning "many", and tics meaning "small bloodsucking parasites."
  5. TIL: Where does the word "politics" come from. From poly, Greek for many, and tics, English for pesky parasites.
  6. I'm reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome... I want to know what makes them tic.
  7. My girlfriend has a constant case of halitosis... So I guess it's a good thing I'm hung like a Tic-Tac.
  8. What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes? A clock!
    One provides the tic, the other provides the talk
    Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
  9. I once amputated a man's toe and replaced it with a prosthetic made from a breath mint. I gave him a Tic Tac toe.
  10. It usually makes me happy when I go first in a game... ...Except in tic tac toe.
    Then it makes me cross.
Tics joke, It usually makes me happy when I go first in a game...

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these tics jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of tics puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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  1. If athletes get athlete's foot, what do candy makers get? Tic tac toe
  2. If poli=many and tics are small bloodsucking animals The world makes so much sense
  3. I got diagnosed with tourettes today guess it's time to tic that off my to-do list.
  4. How many birds can play tic-tac-toe? Toucan
  5. I annoyed my friend so he mixed up my Tic Tacs. That's one of his Tac Tics.
  6. What do you call someone with mints on their feet? Tic tac toes
  7. I played my Asian friend in Tic Tac Toe It was a Thai.
  8. What is Homer Simpson's favorite TV game show? Tic-Tac-D'oh
  9. What kind of breath mints do dyslexic military officers use? Tac-tics
  10. Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
  11. How did the doctor cure the woman with Tourette's? Anti-bio-tics.
  12. What game does Homer Simpson always lose? Tic Tac Doh!
  13. Politics From "poli" meaning many and "tics" meaning bloodsuckers.
  14. I ate a tic tac yesterday And I developed another toe. That's three in a row now
  15. What do you use to kick a canister of mints? your tic-tac toe

Tics joke, What do you use to kick a canister of mints?

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What funny jokes about tics to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make tics prank.

I've finally understood the meaning of "politics"

It's derived from "poly", the Greek word for "many", and "tics", a blood s**... parasite.

Politics is self describing

The word politics comes from poli- meaning many,
and -tics, meaning blood s**... parasites.

Define: Politics

(poli) many (tics) blood-s**... insects

What is the etymology of politics?

Poly for many and tics for blood s**... creatures.

The REAL definition of POLITICS

This is the real definition.
Therefore, Politics = Many blood s**... parasites. :)

My boy asked me how to get a kiss on the first date. I told him to plan ahead and get some breath mints.

Tac Tics my son, Tac Tics

How do you know if a deer has tourette's syndrome?

It has deer tics...

Tics joke, How do you know if a deer has tourette's syndrome?

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