Tickle Jokes
106 tickle jokes and hilarious tickle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tickle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you ready for a fun, exciting and thrilling Tuesday? Get ready for Tickle Me Tuesday with a collection of hilarious jokes, puns and riddles about Tickle Me Elmo, Mr. Tickle, Tickle My Pickle, Snowwomen and more! Let's get the laughter rolling and have an exciting time!
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Funniest Tickle Short Jokes
Short tickle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tickle humour may include short ticklish jokes also.
- My girlfriend just screamed at me for tickling my child's feet She said something about 'waiting until they're born'
- Whomever said laughter is the best medicine... clearly hasn't tried curing diarrhea with a tickle fight.
- Joke my dad loved What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles - I was tickling my brothers feet last night... ...and my mum woke up and had a right go at me. It was something about waiting until he's born first.
- My mum got really annoyed when I tried to tickle my little sister's feet... she said something about 'waiting till she was born'.
- I was fired from my job in the Tickle Me Elmo factory My boss didn't like me giving each Elmo two test tickles.
- I tickled my little brother's foot I tickled my little brother's foot yesterday and my mom went crazy and said,
"Wait until he is born" - My mom went mental at me for tickling my little brother's feet today - something about waiting until he's born?...
- My son is studying to become a lawyer, so I texted him, "If you tickle a man to death by accident..." "Is it manslaughter?!"
- I tickled my little sister's foot this morning and my mum went crazy about it... ..something about waiting until she was born
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Tickle One Liners
Which tickle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tickle? I can suggest the ones about ticked and chuckle.
- How do you tickle a rich girl? Say Gucci Gucci Gucci!
- How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl cry? 10 tickles
- How many tickles does it take to make an octopus ink Tentickles
- How can you tell if a girl is ticklish? Give her a couple of test tickles...
- What does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles.
- How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentickles.
- What do you call a beach with crooked waves? A Scoli-ocean!
- What's the difference between an octopus and a squid? A squid has TEN-TICKLES!
- How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh? ten-tickles
- What does a Spanish photon say when you tickle it? No mass! No mass!
- How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles
- How do you tickle a fancy woman? Gucci Gucci Gucci
- How do you find out if a person is ticklish? Give them test tickles
- How do you tell if your girlfriend's ticklish? You give her a test tickle.
- How many tickles does it take to turn on a anime girl? Tentacles
Tickle Me Jokes
Here is a list of funny tickle me jokes and even better tickle me puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My mum told me to stop tickling my little brothers feet. Apparently I should wait until he is born.
- How do they test the "Tickle me Elmo Doll"? Before it leaves the factory, they give it two testickles.
- I tickled my little brothers foot this morning. And my mom went crazy about it. Something about "Waiting until he's born".
- My mum loses it when I tickle my baby brother's feet It's something about waiting until he is born or whatever..
- Tickled my little sisters foot last night and mom went crazy about it… Something about waiting until she's born
- How do you tell if a girl is ticklish? You give her two test tickles I will see myself out. Thank you and have a good day
- How do you know tickle me Elmo is male? Because before he leaves the factory they give him two test tickles.
- What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two Test-tickles
- How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh? Ten tickles.
Of course there are eight of them, the first two are test tickles. - How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh? Ten-tickles
I'll show my self out...
Tickle Me Elmo Jokes
Here is a list of funny tickle me elmo jokes and even better tickle me elmo puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I once had a job in quality control at a toy factory. I had to give Elmo two test tickles.
- What's the last thing the Tickle Me Elmo gets after leaving the factory? Two test tickles.
- What is the last thing they give Tickle Me Elmo before he leaves the factory? A test tickle (gotta say it out loud)
- A supervisor at a Tickle-Me-Elmo factory... ...instructed an employee to give the dolls 'test tickles'. The dolls were recalled for being anatomically correct.
- What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores? Give it two test-tickles.
- [OC] Did you hear about that new Anatomically Correct Elmo doll they're working on? Before they sell it to the kids, they're gonna give it two test tickles.
- Does every Tickle-Me-Elmo have to have test-tickles before they leave the factory? No, Not every one, only the males
- Tickle me Elmo was recalled They forgot to give him two test tickles.
- What's the last thing they gave to Tickle Me Elmo before he left the factory? Two Test Tickles.
- What does every Tickle Me Elmo get before leaving the Tyco factory? A couple of test-tickles.
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Tickle Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about tickle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spank jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tickle pranks.
How much tickles do it take for an octopus to laugh?
Ten tickles.....
I'll go back to studying now
Not sure if this was already out there, but I just thought of it on my
Q: What dairy product makes the best kind of friend?
A: well, I hear cheese always has a 'grate' time
(I guarantee someone's thought of it before me)
And if that doesn't tickle your funny bone, try this one (fairly similar):
Q: how do you find the IQ level of dairy products?
A: a cheese grater
(Also probably not original)
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
They only gave him one test tickle.
How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?
ten tickles
My favorite prank phone-call gag when I was a child: Call store, ask, "Do you have cotton-b**...?"
After confirmation that the store has cotton-b**..., "Does it tickle when you walk?"
How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What do you want to do before you tickle someone?
Test-tickles
What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?
Two t**....
How many tickles...
How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?
Ten tickles
What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?
A test tickle.
You never know how far you're going to get with a g**... a first date.
To break the ice I go in for a tickle. It's a good bet your going to have a good night if she doesn't mind some contact with a test-tickle.
How do you make a scientist laugh?
Throw some Titanium Chloride at him/her
(TiCl) (Tickle)
What do Muslim men do while foreplay?
Tickle the goat under it's chin.
How does Hasbro test tickle me elmo's?
They have test-tickles.
Mr. Tickle proposed to the girl of his dreams… But Tess was reluctant to take his surname.
…but Tess was reluctant to take his surname.
How do you see if you tickle a girl's fancy?
Use a couple of test tickles
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles... You get it? Because "Tentacles"... Lol squids have Tentacles Hahahah no? Okay sorry
*Drops phone, then proceeds to hang himself"
Elmo, Bill Cosby, and Ronald Reagan are told to save the world.
Their solution: Tickle Down Economics
How do you tell if a ball transplant has been successful?
You give it a test tickle.
Why do cannibals cough so much when eating hands?
They get a tickle in their t**...
What did the cow say when the chicken tried to tickle her?
"I'm not in the MOOOOOOOd!"
A doctor had a man come in to see if he could figure out why the man frequently giggled for no reason.
But the man ran out of the office when the doctor said he would need to take a test tickle.
How can you check to see if someone is Ticklish?
Give them A Test Tickle
Fishing tickle
In the window of a hardware store was a sign inscribed 'Fishing Tickle.'
A customer drew the proprietor's attention to the spelling. 'Hasn't anyone told you of it before?' asked the customer.
'Oh, yes,' the proprietor responded placidly, 'many have mentioned it. But whenever they come in to tell me, they always buy something.'
What do you call a group of people that run around and tickle people?
A Gucci Gucci Gang
How many tickles do you need to make an octopus love?
Ten tickles
I just got banned from the National Zoo for making a parrot giggle...
... its polly tickle correctness gone mad!
How did the octopus tickle a man ten times?
With it's tentacles.
I tickled my brother's feet and got in trouble
The reason was because they said I had to wait for him to be born.
How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle it's b**...
I tickled my brother the other day and got into trouble for it
My mom said that he has to be born before i can do that
Someone tickled me today and then asked: "Did you feel that?"
It was nice to finally receive a 600 stimulus check.
How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle it's b**.... :)
Il let myself out....
Octopus
How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?
Ten-tickles
But they only got eight of those, so the first two was test-tickles
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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... ten tickles.
Adam was returning home late one night at paradise after drinking with the dodo and the unicorn.
Eve got angry and yelled at him: "YOU ARE SEEING ANOTHER WOMAN!"
Adam responded: "Don't be silly, you are the only woman on earth", and went to sleep.
Later that night Adam woke up, feeling a tickle in his chest and saw it was Eve.
"What the heck are you doing?" he asked
"I'm counting your ribs," she responded.
How do you tell if your grandfather has sensitive b**...?
Give them a test tickle.
How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Of course it only has 8 of those. So the first two were test-tickles!
What is it Called when the Doctor have to tickle you to see if you're concious?
Test Tickle.
Elmo gone wrong…
A new hire at Hasbro was assigned to quality control on the Tickle Me Elmo line.
After an hour, the line foreman saw the line grind to a stop. Frustrated workers are yelling, stepping away from the machines, and angrily looking towards the end of the line.
There is the new hire, furiously working with needle and thread, empty boxes and plush Elmos falling around her. The foreman goes over to see what the problem is, and finds a stack of red felt pieces and a bucket of marbles.
No, no!! I told you to give each Elmo two *test tickles!!*
