The Best 65 Tickles Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tickles jokes. There are some tickles ticklish jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tickles stimulate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tickles Jokes and Puns

A guy is laying in bed reading a book while his wife is sleeping...

Every so often he reaches over and tickles her funny spot. Eventually she wakes up and yells at him saying, "What are you doing, I told you I wasn't in the mood tonight!"

He responds back with, "I understand and respected your wishes".

Irritated she asks, "Then why do you keep touching me?"

and he retorts, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the page..."

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What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory? Two test tickles!

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

A Scoli-ocean!

Tickles joke, What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus ink

Tentickles

How much tickles do it take for an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles.....

I'll go back to studying now


What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

Joke my dad loved

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

Tickles joke, Joke my dad loved

When "Tickle Me Elmo" was a big deal, there had to be a quality assurance department...

Imagine, a whole group of people whose job was to test tickles.

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

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Tickle me Elmo was recalled

They forgot to give him two test tickles.

What do you use to make a cephalopod laugh?

Ten tickles

How do find out if a eunuch is ticklish?

Give him some test tickles.

When asked why she took Stumpp's peg leg

The pirate replied, "Yarr, it tickles me pink!"

How do you know tickle me Elmo is male?

Because before he leaves the factory they give him two test tickles.

Tickles joke, How do you know tickle me Elmo is male?

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

How many tickles...

How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles


What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

Why do midgets laugh while running through the yard?

Because the grass tickles their nuts...

What kind of tickles do you get during a hernia check?

Testicles.

How do you tell if a girl is ticklish? You give her two test tickles

I will see myself out. Thank you and have a good day

What do they give tickle-me-elmo, before putting him on shelves?

Test tickles

How do you see if you tickle a girl's fancy?

Use a couple of test tickles

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles... You get it? Because "Tentacles"... Lol squids have Tentacles Hahahah no? Okay sorry

*Drops phone, then proceeds to hang himself"

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl cry?

10 tickles

What's the difference between erotic and pervert?

Erotic is when he tickles you with a feather.
Pervert is when the chicken is still attached.

How do you find out if a person is ticklish?

Give them test tickles

What does tickle me Elmo get before being packaged?

Two test tickles

Most people enjoy being tickled a few times.

But the Japanese really love ten tickles, from what I've heard.

What was the last thing they did to Tickle Me Elmo before he left the factory?

They gave him two test tickles.

I once had a job in quality control at a toy factory.

I had to give Elmo two test tickles.

Why couldn't the camping Octopus stop laughing?

Tent tickles.

Everyone knows it takes ten tickles to make an Octopus laugh, but what do you call it when you're just trying out tickling?

Test tickles

How do you make a squid giggle 10 giggles?

You give him 10 tickles (tentacles)

Son: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?



Me: I don't know; how many?

Son: Ten tickles.

Me: Yeah, but only the male octopus is ticklish.

Son: Huh?

Me: Yeah, the females are not ticklish at all; just the males. You know how you can tell if an octopus is a male octopus?

Son: No; how?

Me: Test tickles.

Son: ...

Son: ...that's inappropriate.

I use a feather as a GPS.

It tickles me the right way.

I love being a knismophile.

It really tickles my fancy.

How do they do quality control at the Tickle-Me-Elmo factory?

They give each doll two test tickles.

If that guy Quiz tickles you, it's fine...

but don't let that pervert Test get anywhere close.

I got fired from my job assembling Tickle me Elmos

I misunderstood what they meant when they said I was supposed to give each one two test tickles

My dog keeps drinking from the toilet

It really tickles between my legs

How do you make an octopus laugh?

With ten tickles!

But did you know that only Male octopus laugh?

It was a short study but scientists figured it out. .

With test tickles

How many tickles do you need to make an octopus love?

Ten tickles

Why do gnomes laugh when they play football?

Because the grass tickles their armpits.

I'm worried my wife is going to make our baby too materialistic.

Every time she tickles the baby, she says "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"

How did the scientist get a woman ready for sex?

Two test tickles.

What did the plant say to the worm?

Oooh that tickles

Why do midgets laugh when running across the lawn?

The grass tickles their balls.

What's the last thing they gave to Tickle Me Elmo before he left the factory?

Two Test Tickles.

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

ten-tickles

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Tentickles.

How many tickles does it take to turn on a anime girl?

Tentacles

How do you tell if a girl is ticklish?

You give her two test tickles

When you're trying to find a guy with ticklish nuts

It takes a lot of test tickles

Did you hear about the doctor who was studying ways of making people laugh?

He was known for his test tickles.

How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?

Ten tickles.



Of course there are eight of them, the first two are test tickles.

Homemade and 100% organic

Since it's my cake day, I'll give y'all a joke that I created by myself. One that tickles me.

Two car salesman were talking to each other about their sales. They were really impressed with the commissions they were making with electric cars. Then, one of them asked, "Why doesn't Dodge sell any electric vehicles?". The other salesman said, "That would be dumb. If they sold electric vehicles, they would have to give away a free Dodge Charger with each purchase!"

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

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... ten tickles.

This girl at work asked me how she could find out if she was ticklish or not…

I helped her out by giving her two test tickles.

Why do elves laugh when they run?

Because the snow tickles their balls.

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles

How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

I'll show my self out...

What's the last thing the Tickle Me Elmo gets after leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tickles funny jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tickles thrill piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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