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Short tickle me elmo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tickle me elmo humour may include short tickle me jokes also.

  1. Joke my dad loved What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?
    Two test tickles
  2. I was fired from my job in the Tickle Me Elmo factory My boss didn't like me giving each Elmo two test tickles.
  3. How do they test the "Tickle me Elmo Doll"? Before it leaves the factory, they give it two testickles.
  4. How do you know tickle me Elmo is male? Because before he leaves the factory they give him two test tickles.
  5. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two Test-tickles 
  6. I once had a job in quality control at a toy factory. I had to give Elmo two test tickles.
  7. What's the last thing the Tickle Me Elmo gets after leaving the factory? Two test tickles.
  8. What is the last thing they give Tickle Me Elmo before he leaves the factory? A test tickle (gotta say it out loud)
  9. A supervisor at a Tickle-Me-Elmo factory... ...instructed an employee to give the dolls 'test tickles'. The dolls were recalled for being anatomically correct.
  10. What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores? Give it two test-tickles.

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Tickle Me Elmo One Liners

Which tickle me elmo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tickle me elmo? I can suggest the ones about ticklish and sesame street.

  1. Tickle me Elmo was recalled They forgot to give him two test tickles.
  2. elmo jokw What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory? Two test tickles!
  3. What do they give tickle-me-elmo, before putting him on shelves? Test tickles
  4. What is the last step of quality control at the Tickle-me-Elmo factory? The test-tickles!
  5. How does Hasbro test tickle me elmo's? They have test-tickles.
  6. What does tickle me Elmo get before being packaged? Two test tickles
  7. What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll?
    Bait!
  8. Lost myJob at the Tickle Me Elmo factory I misheard two test tickles....
    Whoops
  9. What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory? Two test tickles
  10. What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory? Two t**....
  11. Something something Tickle Me Elmo. Something something t**....

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Tickle Me Elmo Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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My grandma Edna had to get a job...

...so she applied and was hired at the toy factory where they make Tickle-Me Elmo dolls. She was led to her station near the end of the assembly line where the foreman told her what was expected of her.
A couple hours later, the foreman came back to check on her. He stood behind her and observed as she meticulously folded two marbles into a small piece of cloth. Then, using a needle and thread, she stitched the folded cloth between the legs of a newly assembled Tickle-Me Elmo doll. Then she placed the finished doll into a bin for packaging. The foreman quietly watched with a growing expression of puzzlement on his face as Edna repeated this process several times.
Finally, the Foreman's eyes lit up with understanding. He placed his hand on her shoulder and said "No, Edna. I told you to give each doll two... test... tickles."

A Compilation of Awful, Somewhat Nerdy Jokes

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"To."
"To who?"
"To whom*."
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What do they do to tickle me elmo before he leaves the factory?
Give him two test tickles!
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What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me, something smells.
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Two atoms duck into the trenches after an intense firefight.
One atom exclaims, "I think I lost an electron!"
The other asks if he's sure, and the atom replies, "Yes! I'm positive!"

Tickle me Elmo

There is a factory in Northern Ireland which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning
to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

Tickle Me Elmo

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee.
He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.
Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

manager told me this one at dinner last weekend

Working in the field of engineering, things can get pretty dull...so here it goes.
There once was a man, lets call him John, who applied for a position at Tyco to manufacture Tickle-me Elmos. He figured he would make the cut as he knew the hiring manager. John landed the job and was told he'd be needed right away.
John reports to duty the next day and is immediately greeted by a man storming out of the building who obviously just got fired. On his way out he tells the John "Watch out, sales are down...you might be next."
Once John reports to his manager(friend), he inquires about sales being down to which the manager responds, "Yes indeed, sales are down because quality has depreciated." John asks why and the manager says, "People aren't testing the Elmo dolls seriously, you need two test tickles not just one"

Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?

They only gave him one test tickle.

When "Tickle Me Elmo" was a big deal, there had to be a quality assurance department...

Imagine, a whole group of people whose job was to test tickles.

Blonde working at tickle me Elmo factory

A blonde has been looking everywhere for a job. But as soon as she shows up for interviews they see she's blonde and they don't hire her. Finally she goes to a tickle me Elmo factory,tells the boss her plight and he decides to hire her. He tells her what to do and she starts her shift. A few hours later the boss gets complaints that the assembly line has slowed down. He goes to see what the problem is and he see that the blonde has been putting to marbles between each of the tickle me Elmo's legs. Stunned the boss asks the blonde what she is doing. She says I'm just doing what you told me to do. The boss shakes his head no no no,I told you to give them two test tickles..

Merry Christmas:2002

How do you know every Tickle-Me-Elmo is male?
Before each one leaves the factory they get two test-tickles!

What does every Tickle Me Elmo get before leaving the Tyco factory?

A couple of test-tickles.

Elmo, Bill Cosby, and Ronald Reagan are told to save the world.

Their solution: Tickle Down Economics

What was the last thing they did to Tickle Me Elmo before he left the factory?

They gave him two test tickles.

Why did the first batch of Tickle Me Elmos have a high pitched laugh?

The designers forgot to include two testtickles

How do they do quality control at the Tickle-Me-Elmo factory?

They give each doll two test tickles.

I got fired from my job assembling Tickle me Elmos

I misunderstood what they meant when they said I was supposed to give each one two test tickles

What's the last thing they gave to Tickle Me Elmo before he left the factory?

Two Test Tickles.

Does every Tickle-Me-Elmo have to have test-tickles before they leave the factory?

No, Not every one, only the males

[OC] Did you hear about that new Anatomically Correct Elmo doll they're working on?

Before they sell it to the kids, they're gonna give it two test tickles.

Elmo gone wrong…

A new hire at Hasbro was assigned to quality control on the Tickle Me Elmo line.
After an hour, the line foreman saw the line grind to a stop. Frustrated workers are yelling, stepping away from the machines, and angrily looking towards the end of the line.
There is the new hire, furiously working with needle and thread, empty boxes and plush Elmos falling around her. The foreman goes over to see what the problem is, and finds a stack of red felt pieces and a bucket of marbles.
No, no!! I told you to give each Elmo two *test tickles!!*

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