Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Tickle Jokes with Friends.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus ink
Tentickles
How much tickles do it take for an octopus to laugh?
Ten tickles.....
I'll go back to studying now
Not sure if this was already out there, but I just thought of it on my
Q: What dairy product makes the best kind of friend?
A: well, I hear cheese always has a 'grate' time
(I guarantee someone's thought of it before me)
And if that doesn't tickle your funny bone, try this one (fairly similar):
Q: how do you find the IQ level of dairy products?
A: a cheese grater
(Also probably not original)
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
They only gave him one test tickle.
How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?
ten tickles
I tickled my little brothers foot this morning. And my mom went crazy about it.
Something about "Waiting until he's born".
Tickle me Elmo was recalled
They forgot to give him two test tickles.
My favorite prank phone-call gag when I was a child: Call store, ask, "Do you have cotton-b**...?"
After confirmation that the store has cotton-b**..., "Does it tickle when you walk?"
How do you tell if your girlfriend's ticklish?
You give her a test tickle.
How do you know tickle me Elmo is male?
Because before he leaves the factory they give him two test tickles.
How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
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What do you want to do before you tickle someone?
Test-tickles
What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?
Two t**....
How many tickles...
How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?
Ten tickles
What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?
A test tickle.
You never know how far you're going to get with a g**... a first date.
To break the ice I go in for a tickle. It's a good bet your going to have a good night if she doesn't mind some contact with a test-tickle.
How do you make a scientist laugh?
Throw some Titanium Chloride at him/her
(TiCl) (Tickle)
What do Muslim men do while foreplay?
Tickle the goat under it's chin.
How does Hasbro test tickle me elmo's?
They have test-tickles.
Mr. Tickle proposed to the girl of his dreams… But Tess was reluctant to take his surname.
…but Tess was reluctant to take his surname.
What does every Tickle Me Elmo get before leaving the Tyco factory?
A couple of test-tickles.
How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl cry?
10 tickles
Elmo, Bill Cosby, and Ronald Reagan are told to save the world.
Their solution: Tickle Down Economics
How do they test the "Tickle me Elmo Doll"?
Before it leaves the factory, they give it two testickles.
How do you tell if a ball transplant has been successful?
You give it a test tickle.
Why do cannibals cough so much when eating hands?
They get a tickle in their t**...
How do you tickle a rich girl?
Say Gucci Gucci Gucci!
Whomever said laughter is the best medicine...
clearly hasn't tried curing diarrhea with a tickle fight.
What was the last thing they did to Tickle Me Elmo before he left the factory?
They gave him two test tickles.
What did the cow say when the chicken tried to tickle her?
"I'm not in the MOOOOOOOd!"
My mum got really annoyed when I tried to tickle my little sister's feet...
she said something about 'waiting till she was born'.
A doctor had a man come in to see if he could figure out why the man frequently giggled for no reason.
But the man ran out of the office when the doctor said he would need to take a test tickle.
I tickled my little brother's foot
I tickled my little brother's foot yesterday and my mom went crazy and said,
"Wait until he is born"
How can you check to see if someone is Ticklish?
Give them A Test Tickle
Fishing tickle
In the window of a hardware store was a sign inscribed 'Fishing Tickle.'
A customer drew the proprietor's attention to the spelling. 'Hasn't anyone told you of it before?' asked the customer.
'Oh, yes,' the proprietor responded placidly, 'many have mentioned it. But whenever they come in to tell me, they always buy something.'
What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two Test-tickles
How do you tickle a fancy woman?
Gucci Gucci Gucci
What do you call a group of people that run around and tickle people?
A Gucci Gucci Gang
How many tickles do you need to make an octopus love?
Ten tickles
I just got banned from the National Zoo for making a parrot giggle...
... its polly tickle correctness gone mad!
How did the octopus tickle a man ten times?
With it's tentacles.
I tickled my brother's feet and got in trouble
The reason was because they said I had to wait for him to be born.
I tickled my little sister's foot this morning and my mum went crazy about it...
..something about waiting until she was born
What's the last thing they gave to Tickle Me Elmo before he left the factory?
Two Test Tickles.
How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle it's b**...
How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?
ten-tickles
What's the difference between an octopus and a squid?
A squid has TEN-TICKLES!
I tickled my brother the other day and got into trouble for it
My mom said that he has to be born before i can do that
Does every Tickle-Me-Elmo have to have test-tickles before they leave the factory?
No, Not every one, only the males
Someone tickled me today and then asked: "Did you feel that?"
It was nice to finally receive a 600 stimulus check.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Tentickles.
How many tickles does it take to turn on a anime girl?
Tentacles
How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle it's b**.... :)
Il let myself out....
How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?
Ten tickles.
Of course there are eight of them, the first two are test tickles.
Octopus
How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?
Ten-tickles
But they only got eight of those, so the first two was test-tickles
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
...
...
...
...
... ten tickles.
My mum loses it when I tickle my baby brother's feet
It's something about waiting until he is born or whatever..
Adam was returning home late one night at paradise after drinking with the dodo and the unicorn.
Eve got angry and yelled at him: "YOU ARE SEEING ANOTHER WOMAN!"
Adam responded: "Don't be silly, you are the only woman on earth", and went to sleep.
Later that night Adam woke up, feeling a tickle in his chest and saw it was Eve.
"What the heck are you doing?" he asked
"I'm counting your ribs," she responded.
How do you tell if your grandfather has sensitive b**...?
Give them a test tickle.
How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
Ten tickles
What does a Spanish photon say when you tickle it?
No mass! No mass!
How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles
I'll show my self out...
What's the last thing the Tickle Me Elmo gets after leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
What is the last thing they give Tickle Me Elmo before he leaves the factory?
A test tickle (gotta say it out loud)
My son is studying to become a lawyer, so I texted him, "If you tickle a man to death by accident..."
"Is it manslaughter?!"
How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Of course it only has 8 of those. So the first two were test-tickles!
Tickled my little sisters foot last night and mom went crazy about it…
Something about waiting until she's born
I was fired from my job in the Tickle Me Elmo factory
My boss didn't like me giving each Elmo two test tickles.
