The Best 65 Tickle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tickle jokes. There are some tickle shove jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tickle invariably puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tickle Jokes and Puns

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus ink


How much tickles do it take for an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles.....

I'll go back to studying now

Not sure if this was already out there, but I just thought of it on my

Q: What dairy product makes the best kind of friend?
A: well, I hear cheese always has a 'grate' time

(I guarantee someone's thought of it before me)
And if that doesn't tickle your funny bone, try this one (fairly similar):

Q: how do you find the IQ level of dairy products?
A: a cheese grater

(Also probably not original)

Tickle joke, Not sure if this was already out there, but I just thought of it on my

Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?

They only gave him one test tickle.

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

I tickled my little brothers foot this morning. And my mom went crazy about it.

Something about "Waiting until he's born".

Tickle me Elmo was recalled

They forgot to give him two test tickles.

Tickle joke, Tickle me Elmo was recalled

How many times should you tickle an octopus?


This one has always tickled me!

My father is the inventor of the rear view mirror. He means a great deal to me but looking back we're not as close as we seem!

Raise your right arm before you click.

*tickle tickle tickle*

How do you tell if your girlfriend's ticklish?

You give her a test tickle.

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How do you know tickle me Elmo is male?

Because before he leaves the factory they give him two test tickles.

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?


What do you want to do before you tickle someone?


What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

How many tickles...

How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

Tickle joke, How many tickles...

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

You never know how far you're going to get with a girl on a first date.

To break the ice I go in for a tickle. It's a good bet your going to have a good night if she doesn't mind some contact with a test-tickle.

How do you make a scientist laugh?

Throw some Titanium Chloride at him/her
(TiCl) (Tickle)

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

How does Hasbro test tickle me elmo's?

They have test-tickles.

Mr. Tickle proposed to the girl of his dreams… But Tess was reluctant to take his surname.

…but Tess was reluctant to take his surname.

How do you see if you tickle a girl's fancy?

Use a couple of test tickles

As a tickle fetishist...

...being tickled is my *sole* purpose.

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles... You get it? Because "Tentacles"... Lol squids have Tentacles Hahahah no? Okay sorry

*Drops phone, then proceeds to hang himself"

What does every Tickle Me Elmo get before leaving the Tyco factory?

A couple of test-tickles.

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl cry?

10 tickles

Elmo, Bill Cosby, and Ronald Reagan are told to save the world.

Their solution: Tickle Down Economics

How do they test the "Tickle me Elmo Doll"?

Before it leaves the factory, they give it two testickles.

How do you tell if a ball transplant has been successful?

You give it a test tickle.

What does tickle me Elmo get before being packaged?

Two test tickles

Does anybody know if eunuchs are ticklish?

No. Because nobody will give them a test tickle.

Why do cannibals cough so much when eating hands?

They get a tickle in their throat

How do you tickle a rich girl?

Say Gucci Gucci Gucci!

Whomever said laughter is the best medicine...

clearly hasn't tried curing diarrhea with a tickle fight.

What was the last thing they did to Tickle Me Elmo before he left the factory?

They gave him two test tickles.

What did the cow say when the chicken tried to tickle her?

"I'm not in the MOOOOOOOd!"

My mum got really annoyed when I tried to tickle my little sister's feet...

she said something about 'waiting till she was born'.

Boss makes a dollar

I make a nickel, so I wait til I'm at work to tickle my pickle

A doctor had a man come in to see if he could figure out why the man frequently giggled for no reason.

But the man ran out of the office when the doctor said he would need to take a test tickle.

Why did the first batch of Tickle Me Elmos have a high pitched laugh?

The designers forgot to include two testtickles

I tickled my little brother's foot

I tickled my little brother's foot yesterday and my mom went crazy and said,

"Wait until he is born"

How can you check to see if someone is Ticklish?

Give them A Test Tickle

Fishing tickle

In the window of a hardware store was a sign inscribed 'Fishing Tickle.'

A customer drew the proprietor's attention to the spelling. 'Hasn't anyone told you of it before?' asked the customer.

'Oh, yes,' the proprietor responded placidly, 'many have mentioned it. But whenever they come in to tell me, they always buy something.'

You know what a tickle tester does right?


What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

Two Test-ticklesΒ 

How do you tickle a fancy woman?

Gucci Gucci Gucci

What do you call a group of people that run around and tickle people?

A Gucci Gucci Gang

How many tickles do you need to make an octopus love?

Ten tickles

I just got banned from the National Zoo for making a parrot giggle...

... its polly tickle correctness gone mad!

(From my 7 year old) If you tickle yourself too hard...

... you're just scratching.

How did the octopus tickle a man ten times?

With it's tentacles.

I tickled my brother's feet and got in trouble

The reason was because they said I had to wait for him to be born.

I tickled my little sister's foot this morning and my mum went crazy about it...

..something about waiting until she was born

What's the last thing they gave to Tickle Me Elmo before he left the factory?

Two Test Tickles.

NSFW Man tries likes to tickle

A man was sitting next to his wife. He reaches over and tries to tickle her,

"Tickle, Tickle, Tickle!'

The woman says, "Stop!"

The man tries to tickle her again,

"Tickle, Tickle, Tickle!"

"Stop, please!" She asked

The man tries to tickle her once more,

"Tickle, Tickle, Tickle!"

The woman is getting angry now,


The man said, "I am just trying to tickle my son's feet!"

She then said,

"You gotta wait till I have him first!'

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Tickle it's balls

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?


What's the difference between an octopus and a squid?

A squid has TEN-TICKLES!

I tickled my brother the other day and got into trouble for it

My mom said that he has to be born before i can do that

Does every Tickle-Me-Elmo have to have test-tickles before they leave the factory?

No, Not every one, only the males

Someone tickled me today and then asked: "Did you feel that?"

It was nice to finally receive a 600 stimulus check.

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?


How many tickles does it take to turn on a anime girl?


How do you make a pool table laugh?

Tickle it's balls. :)

Il let myself out....

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