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26 ticked jokes and hilarious ticked puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ticked that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Ticked Short Jokes

Short ticked jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ticked humour may include short tick tock jokes also.

  1. The population of the countryside were almost wiped out entirely by a rare breed of ticks that live and breed inside the mouths of Alpacas. The survivors now live in a post Alpaca lip tick wasteland.
  2. I used to hang out with a guy who crossbred insects... But I got sick of his crazy ant ticks.
  3. What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went "tick tick tick"? "Vee haf vays to make you tock"
  4. Why did the polar bears on noah's Ark hang out near the insects? They were looking for the ark tick.
  5. Girls hate it when I suddenly send them photographs of parasites Turns out, no one wants unsolicited tick pics
  6. Scientists have recently discovered a new bioluminescent bug that performs a strange dance any time there is a full moon. They are calling it a Raving Luna Tick.
  7. We use a very accurate term to describe our government. Politics, poly meaning many, and ticks meaning bloodsucking creatures.
  8. I once ran a podcast about bloodsucking arthropods. But then one day I got a take-down notice and that was the end of Tick Talk.
  9. I hope this virus gets cleared up before tick season... Or else we'll have Corona with Lyme
  10. Did you hear the one about the mute clock with Tourette's? It ticks a lot but never talks.

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Ticked One Liners

Which ticked one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ticked? I can suggest the ones about ticklish and tickle.

  1. What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They are both Paris sites
  2. What do you call an ISIS member with Tourette's? A ticking time bomb.
  3. Why do angry clocks only tock? Because they are ticked off.
  4. The clock was bored of his tick-tock... ...so he changed to a better tack-tick.
  5. I hope this pandemic is over before tick season starts... Then it'll be corona and lyme.
  6. What's a clock when you take the batteries out? Ticked off.
  7. Why was the clock sent to detention? It ticked-off the teacher by tock-ing in class.
  8. What do you call a depressed tick from Rome? A hopeless Roman Tick
  9. Did you hear about the guy with Lyme disease? Yeah... he's ticked.
  10. What happened when the dog swallowed a clock? It got ticks.
  11. Scientists have found crazed bugs on the moon. Lunar ticks
  12. What do you call a crazy bug on the moon? A lunar tick.
  13. A lot of guys found Princess Leia attractive... ...but for me she ticks Alderaan boxes.
  14. what do kids with tourette's and tall grass have in common? ticks
  15. Why did the man throw his clock Because he was ticked off

Ticked joke, Why did the man throw his clock

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about ticked can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of ticked puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Humorous Ticked Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about ticked you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean tapped jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make ticked prank.

In WWII, what did the German officer say to the clock that ticked?

Ve have vays of making you tock...

What happens when a tick is removed from its host?

It gets ticked off.

What happens when you annoy a clock?

It gets ticked off.

I just saw a Lilliputian wearing a hijab on the metro.

Someone ticked me on my shoulder and said i could make a wish. 'Please don't blow up' i wished.

Why did the clock break?

Because it was ticked.

A guys dies and goes to heaven...

St. Peter is giving the guy a tour. They walk down a huge hallway filled with clocks.
"What are all these clocks for" the guy asked.
"Every person who has ever lived has a clock and every time they lie it ticks 1 second" St peter says
"So where is george washingtons clocks at the guy asked." St. peter points behind them and says
"It has only ever ticked 3 seconds." The guys then asked "where is Abraham Lincolns clock at." St peters points in front of them and says "it has never ticked a single second." The guy then asked "where Donald Trumps clock at" st peters say "oh, it is in jesus's office he is using it as a ceiling fan."

Cans of paint

A man knocks on his neighbor's door:
"Hi. I noticed you painted your bedroom last month and since we have a similar house, I thought I'd ask you how many cans of paint you bought."
"Sure thing! We bought seven cans"
"Awesome, thanks!"
A few days later, the man knocks on his neighbor's door again, looking a bit ticked.
"Hello again, what's up?"
"Well, the other day, you told me you bought seven cans of paint for your bedroom, right?"
"Right"
"Well, the whole room is painted and we have three cans left".
"Oh, you too?"

Ticked joke, Cans of paint

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these ticked jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.