Tick Tock Jokes

27 tick tock jokes and hilarious tick tock puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tick tock that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Tick Tock Short Jokes

Short tick tock jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tick tock humour may include short tick jokes also.

  1. What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went "tick tick tick"? "Vee haf vays to make you tock"
  2. Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."? "Ve haff vays of meking you tock."
  3. So my clock only went "tick tick tick"... and I took it in to a German watchmaker. He looked at it menacingly and said "Ve have vays of making you tock."
  4. A lady took her clock to a clock repairman. "What seems to be the problem?" he asked.
    "This clock just goes tick, tick, tick." she replied.
    "ahh, don't worry lady, we have ways to make them tock".
  5. In WWII, what did the German officer say to the clock that ticked? Ve have vays of making you tock...
  6. The clock makes my head itch. First it goes tick, then there's the itch, and the tock removes it.
    And it repeats on and on.
  7. My Grandfather resembles his old grandfather clock. It still ticks.
    but it forgets to Tock.
  8. What did the detective say while interrogating a clock accused of m**...? "LISTEN PUNK! We know what makes you tick, and we have ways to make you tock!"

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Tick Tock One Liners

Which tick tock one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tick tock? I can suggest the ones about time clock and clocks back.

  1. Why do angry clocks only tock? Because they are ticked off.
  2. The clock was bored of his tick-tock... he changed to a better tack-tick.
  3. Why was the clock sent to detention? It ticked-off the teacher by tock-ing in class.
  4. Did you hear about Disney's new Tick Tock Crock ride? It's killer.
  5. I started observing extremists Wanted to find out what made them tick... tock... boom
  6. What is another name for the tick-tock croc from Peter Pan? A Clock-odile.
  7. A child walks down to a lake... UFC Fight Night!! || 'Tick Tock' vs 'Lost Boys'
  8. Why did the influencer t**... get arrested? Because his tick tock blew up…

Tick Tock Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about tick tock you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean clocks changing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tick tock pranks.

British clock in german hands

During world war II, a british clock found its way into german hands. The strange thing about this clock was it went tick-tick-tick-tick, instead of tick-tock-tick-tock. The germans could not figure this out.
Finally, it went to the gestapo. Their chief interrogator softly whispered to the clock " We haff ways to make you tock"

If Dr. Seuss were a convict (poem)

What's this in my hand?
Behind your back?
It's soap on a a rope!
Whack whack whack!
What's this in my sock?
Tick tock, knock knock.
A large steel lock!
Chock chock chock!
What's this in my breeches?
I heard that you blab..
Snitches get stitches!
Stab stab stab!!

A German man is sitting in a waiting room.

The clock on the wall is going Tick,.....Tick,.....,Tick,.....,
Suddenly he jumps up, rips the face off the clock, bends it's hands behind it's back and says...
"Ve have vays of making you Tock!"