Following is our collection of funny Tick jokes. There are some tick haff jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tick tock puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
First it goes tick, then there's the itch, and the tock removes it.
And it repeats on and on.
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, instead he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
Tentickles
Ten tickles.....
I'll go back to studying now
"Ve haff vays of meking you tock."
- Is it for The Hobbit?
- No, she's my girlfriend.
They only gave him one test tickle.
Something about "Waiting until he's born".
They forgot to give him two test tickles.
Admission now costs an arm and a leg!
Testicles.
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They were looking for the ark tick.
You give her a test tickle.
Because before he leaves the factory they give him two test tickles.
Tentacles!
I'm a Roman tick at heart.
Test-tickles
Someone recommended i try the "lighter fluid and match" trick, it definitely worked as my dog never got a tick again. But man, I sure do miss my dog.
What's this in my hand?
Behind your back?
It's soap on a a rope!
Whack whack whack!
What's this in my sock?
Tick tock, knock knock.
A large steel lock!
Chock chock chock!
What's this in my breeches?
I heard that you blab..
Snitches get stitches!
Stab stab stab!!
Wanted to find out what made them tick... tock... boom
Two testicles.
problem is it's on the same day as my wedding... So if anyones interested it's at St.Peters church in Brighton and her name is Sarah.
It's killer.
The tic tac tick tick tic tac toe tactic
How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?
Ten tickles
If you're interested in going in my place, the wedding is at St. Peter's church and her name is Laura.
...and my mum woke up and had a right go at me. It was something about waiting until he's born first.
She is always laughing at me and telling me to stop
A lunar tick.
was really starting to tick me off
You give them a couple of test-tickles.
"Vee haf vays to make you tock"
β¦but Tess was reluctant to take his surname.
A couple of test-tickles.
10 tickles
Me: Because I'm a child of god.
If I wanted to spend 1100$ for two minutes of action, I'd hire a prostitute.
What makes them *tick*?
You didn't think that the ISP would give out twice the band width for free did you?
A lunatic
I'm something of a tick magnet.
Say Gucci Gucci Gucci!
"What seems to be the problem?" he asked.
"This clock just goes tick, tick, tick." she replied.
"Ahh, don't worry lady, we have ways to make them tock".
I tickled my little brother's foot yesterday and my mom went crazy and said,
"Wait until he is born"
A lunatic.
"LISTEN PUNK! We know what makes you tick, and we have ways to make you tock!"
He asked St Peter what is with all the clocks?
St Peter responded, These are the clocks of lies. Each person has a clock. Every time they lied on Earth the clock moves one tick.
The man noticed a clock that wasn't moving. "Whose clock is that?" He asked.
St Peter said that was Mother Teresa. She never told a lie.
Whose is that? Abe Lincoln's. It moved two ticks. Showing he lied twice.
Understanding the system, he asked, Where's Donald Trump's clock?
St. Peter responded It's in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
"Yeah, right!" says the clerk to the russian doll.
They are calling it a Raving Luna Tick.
Gucci Gucci Gucci
Pull some strings.
FLAT EARTHER: "Here we go again."
Ten tickles
A dyna-mite.
and I took it in to a German watchmaker. He looked at it menacingly and said "Ve have vays of making you tock."
Because they have a tick.
He was Optimus Tick
Optimis-tick
A hopeless Roman Tick
I really don't like corona with Lyme.
Or else we'll have Corona with Lyme
The reason was because they said I had to wait for him to be born.
..something about waiting until she was born
Land of the free.
Nothing, they are both Paris sites.
ten-tickles
It's going to be as big as the last two years put together.
Then it'll be corona and lyme.
My mom said that he has to be born before i can do that
No, Not every one, only the males
Well nothing, after all they are both Paris sites.
It was nice to finally receive a 600 stimulus check.
Tentickles.
For not cutting corners.
Tentacles
At least they were told it would be $10 million, but when they went on the court's website to pay the fine, the site tacked on a bunch of "processing fees" and "venue charges" and the total came out to more like $15 million.
Ten-tickles!
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