Tick Jokes

Funniest Tick Short Jokes

Short tick jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tick humour may include short timer jokes also.

1. The population of the countryside were almost wiped out entirely by a rare breed of ticks that live and breed inside the mouths of Alpacas. The survivors now live in a post Alpaca lip tick wasteland.
2. I used to hang out with a guy who crossbred insects... But I got sick of his crazy ant ticks.
3. What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went "tick tick tick"? "Vee haf vays to make you tock"
4. Why did the polar bears on noah's Ark hang out near the insects? They were looking for the ark tick.
5. Girls hate it when I suddenly send them photographs of parasites Turns out, no one wants unsolicited tick pics
6. Scientists have recently discovered a new bioluminescent bug that performs a strange dance any time there is a full moon. They are calling it a Raving Luna Tick.
7. We use a very accurate term to describe our government. Politics, poly meaning many, and ticks meaning bloodsucking creatures.
8. I once ran a podcast about bloodsucking arthropods. But then one day I got a take-down notice and that was the end of Tick Talk.
9. I hope this virus gets cleared up before tick season... Or else we'll have Corona with Lyme
10. Did you hear the one about the mute clock with Tourette's? It ticks a lot but never talks.

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Tick One Liners

Which tick one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tick? I can suggest the ones about stalk and ting.

1. What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They are both Paris sites
2. Why do angry clocks only tock? Because they are ticked off.
3. The clock was bored of his tick-tock... ...so he changed to a better tack-tick.
4. What's a clock when you take the batteries out? Ticked off.
5. Why was the clock sent to detention? It ticked-off the teacher by tock-ing in class.
6. What do you call a depressed tick from Rome? A hopeless Roman Tick
7. Did you hear about the guy with Lyme disease? Yeah... he's ticked.
8. What happened when the dog swallowed a clock? It got ticks.
9. Scientists have found crazed bugs on the moon. Lunar ticks
10. What do you call a crazy bug on the moon? A lunar tick.
11. A lot of guys found Princess Leia attractive... ...but for me she ticks Alderaan boxes.
12. what do kids with tourette's and tall grass have in common? ticks
13. Why did the man throw his clock Because he was ticked off
14. What do you call a tick that lives on the moon? A lunatic.
15. My last few relationships have drained the life from me. I'm something of a tick magnet.

Tick Tock Jokes

Here is a list of funny tick tock jokes and even better tick tock puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A lady took her clock to a clock repairman. "What seems to be the problem?" he asked.
  "This clock just goes tick, tick, tick." she replied.
  "ahh, don't worry lady, we have ways to make them tock".
• In WWII, what did the German officer say to the clock that ticked? Ve have vays of making you tock...
• The clock makes my head itch. First it goes tick, then there's the itch, and the tock removes it.
  And it repeats on and on.
• Did you hear about Disney's new Tick Tock Crock ride? It's killer.
• I started observing extremists Wanted to find out what made them tick... tock... boom
• What is another name for the tick-tock croc from Peter Pan? A Clock-odile.
• My Grandfather resembles his old grandfather clock. It still ticks.
  but it forgets to Tock.
• A child walks down to a lake... UFC Fight Night!! || 'Tick Tock' vs 'Lost Boys'

Flea And Tick Jokes

Here is a list of funny flea and tick jokes and even better flea and tick puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• did you hear about the time they strapped a Timex watch on an old, flea-bitten dog to see what would happen? The watch kept ticking, the ticks kept watching.
• If your dog has fleas and you hear ticks, what should you do? Make a vet appointment for both of you.

Blue Tick Jokes

Here is a list of funny blue tick jokes and even better blue tick puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Where did the blue and green ticks meet? The aquatic centre.
  Sorry.

Happy Tick Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about tick you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean slug jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tick pranks.