Tic Tacs Jokes
60 tic tacs jokes and hilarious tic tacs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tic tacs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tic Tacs Short Jokes
Short tic tacs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tic tacs humour may include short tic tac jokes also.
- What you call toes that taste like mint? Tic-tac-toe!
My 8 year old daughter made this one up. - My girlfriend has a constant case of halitosis... So I guess it's a good thing I'm hung like a Tic-Tac.
- I once amputated a man's toe and replaced it with a prosthetic made from a breath mint. I gave him a Tic Tac toe.
- It usually makes me happy when I go first in a game... ...Except in tic tac toe.
Then it makes me cross. - What can you say about a man who pops a couple tic tacs before beginning speaking? He mints his words.
- I sold my foot that had the Tic-Tac toe today... I heard collectors pay more for items in mint condition.
- You know what they call the strategy involving freshmints while playing a game of timed tic tac toe? The tic tac tick tick tic tac toe tactic
- My boy asked me how to get a kiss on the first date. I told him to plan ahead and get some breath mints. Tac Tics my son, Tac Tics
- Did you know that the guy who invented Tic Tacs never had to work another day in his life? He made a mint.
- My calendar has all the dates rubbed off. Now whenever I cross one of the boxes my roommate thinks I'm playing Tic-Tac-Toe with him.
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Tic Tacs One Liners
Which tic tacs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tic tacs? I can suggest the ones about tic tac toe and tanks.
- If athletes get athlete's foot, what do candy makers get? Tic tac toe
- How many birds can play tic-tac-toe? Toucan
- I annoyed my friend so he mixed up my Tic Tacs. That's one of his Tac Tics.
- What do you call someone with mints on their feet? Tic tac toes
- I played my Asian friend in Tic Tac Toe It was a Thai.
- What is Homer Simpson's favorite TV game show? Tic-Tac-D'oh
- What kind of breath mints do dyslexic military officers use? Tac-tics
- Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
- What game does Homer Simpson always lose? Tic Tac Doh!
- I ate a tic tac yesterday And I developed another toe. That's three in a row now
- What do you use to kick a canister of mints? your tic-tac toe
- When I was a kid my dad used to beat me At tic tac toe
With his belt - Did you hear about the guy who made the tic tac? He made a mint
- How you heard about the new bad breath removal strategy? They call it the tic-tac tactic.
- Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."
Tic Tacs Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about tic tacs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tarts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tic tacs pranks.
Q: What does Barbie use as a t**...?
A: A Tic-Tac.
Yo' mama's breath so n**..., I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
I dropped my knife and cut off a toe
After the surgery to reattach it, the doctor comes in.
Doctor: I have some good news and bad news.
Me: Tell me the bad news first doc.
Doctor: The bad news is they mistook a piece of candy for your toe.
Me: No way. Whats the good news?
Doctor: The good news is the surgery was successful.
Me: What are you trying to say?
Doctor: You now have a Tic-Tac toe.
When a clock goes forward it's tic-tac, but when Rommel retreats it's tactic.
When a clock goes forward it's tic-tac, but when MacArthur retreats it's tactic.
When a clock goes forward, it's tactic, but when <general> retreats it's tactic.
Old British WWII joke during the War in North Africa.
What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?
Exoplanets
Thought that one up myself.
Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
My dad used to beat me...
At tic-tac-toe.
What's a tick's favorite food?
A tic tac
Florence Henderson may have passed away....
But someone finally won Brady Bunch Tic-Tac-Toe
Did you hear about the dyslexic Soldier?
He used specialist Tic-Tacs to infiltrate the enemy base.
Jeffrey d**... didn't like Tic Tacs or gum.
He preferred men toes.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the tic tac?
He made a mint!
I'll take my stuff and leave with my dad jokes.
Yo momma's so fat
She thought a whale was a tic tac!
I've invented a new game. You use small breath mints as playing pieces in the old-fashioned match-3-in-a-row game. I'd be happy to teach you my strategy for winning this game, but I'll have to charge you a small fee:
Call it a Tic Tac Tic-Tac-Toe Tactics Tax.
An old woman falls asleep in church
The priest asks, "How many of you commit adultery? Those who do, stand up." Just then the old lady wakes up and asks her son-in-law, "What did he say?" The son-in-law wants to play a prank and answers "Those who take Tic Tacs have to stand up." The woman, who takes the pills by boxes, stands up. Everyone gasps, and the priest asks, "How could you, at your age?"
"Just because I've got no teeth doesn't mean I can't s**... 'em!"
h**..., he atac, he protec, but most importantly...
He ate a poisonous tic tac.
Once Einstein and Newton were playing Tic-Tac-Toe, it's game of '0' and '+'. However, neither of them won,
coz EOD it's a 'Zero Sum' game.
A man loses his toe in an unfortunate accident and calls 911.
They rush him to the hospital, where he is brought to the operating room for surgical reattachment.
He wakes up some hours later in the recovery room and sees the doctor waiting at the foot of his bed, looking uncomfortable.
Doctor? How'd it go? he asked.
Well... I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we confused your toe with a piece of candy. The good news is that the surgery was successful.
What are you saying, doctor?
You have a Tic-Tac toe.
A man accidentally dropped his kitchen knife onto his foot and unfortunately lost his toe.
The Doctor said "I have good news and bad news"
Man.. "Whats the bad news Doc?
Doc.. "Well, you see, they had to replace your toe with a piece of candy."
Man.. "Candy? So what's the good news?"
Doc.. "You now have tic tac toe"
This whole pandemic is a conspiracy.
This whole pandemic is a conspiracy.
The Altoids Corporation teamed up with the makers of Tic-Tacs and Listerene Breath Strips and made this virus in a lab in Wu-Tang so that all the rest of us would be forced to smell our own stank-a**... breath and buy millions of dollars worth of mints.
Illu-mint-ati Confirmed.