Tic Jokes

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Funniest Tic Short Jokes

Short tic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tic humour may include short tic tac jokes also.

1. I have a shirt with 120 tiny pockets that fit exactly one mint each.... It's my Tic Tactical vest.
2. Why did the polka band have such a large fan base? Because their music was so a-squeeze-tic!
3. What you call toes that taste like mint? Tic-tac-toe!
   My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
4. The etymology of the word "politics" is surprisingly accurate. "poly" meaning "many", and tics meaning "small bloodsucking parasites."
5. TIL: Where does the word "politics" come from. From poly, Greek for many, and tics, English for pesky parasites.
6. I'm reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome... I want to know what makes them tic.
7. My girlfriend has a constant case of halitosis... So I guess it's a good thing I'm hung like a Tic-Tac.
8. What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes? A clock!
   One provides the tic, the other provides the talk
   Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
9. I once amputated a man's toe and replaced it with a prosthetic made from a breath mint. I gave him a Tic Tac toe.
10. It usually makes me happy when I go first in a game... ...Except in tic tac toe.
    Then it makes me cross.

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Tic One Liners

Which tic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tic? I can suggest the ones about tic tac toe and solvent.

1. If athletes get athlete's foot, what do candy makers get? Tic tac toe
2. If poli=many and tics are small bloodsucking animals The world makes so much sense
3. I got diagnosed with tourettes today guess it's time to tic that off my to-do list.
4. How many birds can play tic-tac-toe? Toucan
5. I annoyed my friend so he mixed up my Tic Tacs. That's one of his Tac Tics.
6. What do you call someone with mints on their feet? Tic tac toes
7. I played my Asian friend in Tic Tac Toe It was a Thai.
8. What is Homer Simpson's favorite TV game show? Tic-Tac-D'oh
9. What kind of breath mints do dyslexic military officers use? Tac-tics
10. Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
11. How did the doctor cure the woman with Tourette's? Anti-bio-tics.
12. What game does Homer Simpson always lose? Tic Tac Doh!
13. Politics From "poli" meaning many and "tics" meaning bloodsuckers.
14. I ate a tic tac yesterday And I developed another toe. That's three in a row now
15. What do you use to kick a canister of mints? your tic-tac toe

Tic Tac Jokes

Here is a list of funny tic tac jokes and even better tic tac puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What can you say about a man who pops a couple tic tacs before beginning speaking? He mints his words.
• I sold my foot that had the Tic-Tac toe today... I heard collectors pay more for items in mint condition.
• You know what they call the strategy involving freshmints while playing a game of timed tic tac toe? The tic tac tick tick tic tac toe tactic
• My boy asked me how to get a kiss on the first date. I told him to plan ahead and get some breath mints. Tac Tics my son, Tac Tics
• Did you know that the guy who invented Tic Tacs never had to work another day in his life? He made a mint.
• My calendar has all the dates rubbed off. Now whenever I cross one of the boxes my roommate thinks I'm playing Tic-Tac-Toe with him.
• What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe? Exoplanets
  Thought that one up myself.
• When I was a kid my dad used to beat me At tic tac toe
  With his belt
• Did you hear about the dyslexic Soldier? He used specialist Tic-Tacs to infiltrate the enemy base.
• Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti? The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Tic Tacs Jokes

Here is a list of funny tic tacs jokes and even better tic tacs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the guy who invented the tic tac? He made a mint!
  I'll take my stuff and leave with my dad jokes.
• Once Einstein and Newton were playing Tic-Tac-Toe, it's game of '0' and '+'. However, neither of them won, coz EOD it's a 'Zero Sum' game.
• Did you hear about the guy who made the tic tac? He made a mint
• How you heard about the new bad breath removal strategy? They call it the tic-tac tactic.
• Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."
• Yo momma's so fat She thought a whale was a tic tac!
• why didn't the tic tac get the job? he didn't meet all the requiredmints...
• Have you heard of the clock that got tired of saying "Tic Tac" ...? ... He had to change his tactic
• Florence Henderson may have passed away.... But someone finally won Brady Bunch Tic-Tac-Toe
• What's a tick's favorite food? A tic tac

Tic Tac Toe Jokes

Here is a list of funny tic tac toe jokes and even better tic tac toe puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My dad used to beat me... At tic-tac-toe.
• Jeffrey d**... didn't like Tic Tacs or gum. He preferred men toes.

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Tic Jokes

What funny jokes about tic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean clock jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tic pranks.