Tibetan Jokes

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Funniest Tibetan Short Jokes

Short tibetan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tibetan humour may include short lama jokes also.

1. A Tibetan monk sees the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine. He raises his eyes to the heavens and exclaims "I can't believe it's not Buddha!"
2. What did the Tibetan monk say when he saw the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine? "I can't believe it's not Buddha."
3. A Tibetan monk was making his morning toast when he saw, in the margarine, the face of Jesus. He gasped and said, "I can't believe it's not Buddha."
4. If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then... ... you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily.
5. A Tibetan monk sees the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine. I can't believe it's not Buddha, he says.
6. What do you call it when you linger too often at a Tibetan sandwich shop? A daily dilli-dallie at the Dalai Deli.
   I'll show myself out now.
7. There is going to be a battle royal between religious leaders I would put $20 on the Dalai Lama if I were a Tibetan man.
8. After visiting the US, a Tibetan monk made the mistake of meditating on his flight home. He transcended to another plane and ended up in Albuquerque.
9. TIL that Tibetan leaders can issue special forgiveness to buxom country music singers It's known as the Dalai Pardon
10. Minding my own business in Hungary and I was confronted by an annoying preaching Tibetan Monk. He was a Buddha Pest.

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Tibetan One Liners

Which tibetan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tibetan? I can suggest the ones about enlightenment and spiritual.

1. Why didn't the Tibetan girl trust her boyfriend? Himalayan
2. What did the Tibetan boy say when his father asked for help carrying his bags? Sure, Pa.
3. What do the Russians call the Tibetan leader? Davai Lama
4. Where can a Tibetan Buddhist buy discounted enlightenment? At the Dalai Rama.
5. Have you heard about the Tibetan monk Heavy-metal band? They're called In Flames.
6. What do you say to the man afraid of Tibetan monks? Ogga booga Buddha!
7. I got lit with my Tibetan friend once Once.
8. Where do Tibetans get their news? The Daily Lama
9. What's the hottest thing in China right now? A Tibetan monk on fire.

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What funny jokes about tibetan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean meditate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tibetan pranks.