The Best 16 Tibetan Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tibetan jokes. There are some tibetan himalayan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tibetan destroyers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tibetan Jokes and Puns

A Tibetan monk sees the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine.

He raises his eyes to the heavens and exclaims "I can't believe it's not Buddha!"

What did the Tibetan monk say when he saw the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine?

"I can't believe it's not Buddha."

A Tibetan monk was making his morning toast when he saw, in the margarine, the face of Jesus. He gasped and said,

"I can't believe it's not Buddha."

Tibetan joke, A Tibetan monk was making his morning toast when he saw, in the margarine, the face of Jesus. He gas

If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then...

... you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily.

A Tibetan monk sees the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine.

I can't believe it's not Buddha, he says.


There is going to be a battle royal between religious leaders

I would put $20 on the Dalai Lama if I were a Tibetan man.

After visiting the US, a Tibetan monk made the mistake of meditating on his flight home.

He transcended to another plane and ended up in Albuquerque.

Tibetan joke, After visiting the US, a Tibetan monk made the mistake of meditating on his flight home.

Why didn't the Tibetan girl trust her boyfriend?

Himalayan

Minding my own business in Hungary and I was confronted by an annoying preaching Tibetan Monk.

He was a Buddha Pest.

What did the Tibetan boy say when his father asked for help carrying his bags?

Sure, Pa.

What do the Russians call the Tibetan leader?

Davai Lama

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Where can a Tibetan Buddhist buy discounted enlightenment?

At the Dalai Rama.

Have you heard about the Tibetan monk Heavy-metal band?

They're called In Flames.

So the Tibetan spiritual leader was found to have faked his reincarnation...

I always knew he was the lie Lama.

What do you say to the man afraid of Tibetan monks?

Ogga booga Buddha!

I got lit with my Tibetan friend once

Once.

Tibetan joke, I got lit with my Tibetan friend once

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