The Best 43 Tibet Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Tibet jokes. There are some tibet china jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tibet macau puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Tibet Jokes and Puns
Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?
Tibet
Why did the Dalai Lama visit Las Vegas?
Tibet
Zen Master and the Hot Dog
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it.
"Where's my change?" asks the Zen Master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
When the Chinese fill out government forms...
Under "Occupation" do they write "Tibet"?
Why did the monks go to the casino?
Tibet.
Why are there no casinos in China?
They hate Tibet.
Why did his holiness The Dalai Lama go to the casino?
Tibet.
Tibet on Toast
I like Budda in the morning
Why don't Chinese people ever go to casinos?
Because they hate Tibet!
What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?
Nah. I'ma stay.
China and Russia are having a friendly discussion...
Russia: "I bet you couldn't kill that group of Buddhist monks over there"
China: "Do you want Tibet?"
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Benedict Cumberbatch taught me English when he was in Tibet.
P stands for Pengwing.
Tibet and Tiwan REJOICE!
Oh, nevermind. Wrong Chyna.
Why Did The Gambler Go To Asia?
Tibet...
Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem?
Yeah, he loves Tibet
Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?
Because he likes Tibet.
If you call someone from America American and someone from Mexico Mexican what do you call someone from Tibet?
Chinese
Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, and David Grohl go to Tibet to visit the Dalai Llama.
As soon as they enter the room his eyes widen and he blurts out, "Finally!"
Free Tibet
I'LL TAKE IT!
Why don't the Chinese have casinos?
Because they don't like Tibet
Why Did China Ban Building Casinos?
Because they don't like Tibet.
Why didn't the Tibetan girl trust her boyfriend?
Himalayan
I became addicted to gambling when I visited the Himalayas...
What can I say? I like Tibet.
Why does China put all their casinos in Macau?
Because they don't like Tibet.
There once was a lady from Tibet
I wanted to video chat with the spiritual leader of tibet
I ended up looking at a tall sheep like animal, turns out I called Dial-a-Llama
I called the spiritual leader of Tibet
I got a large goat. Turns out I called dial-a-llama.
Okay, Lama spelled with one 'L' is a holy man in Tibet. With two 'L's, a llama is a South American pack animal.
So, what is a three 'L' lama?
A big fire in Boston.
Why is the Dalai Lama suffering from a gambling addiction?
Because he loves Tibet.
I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet...
He sent me a large goat with a really long neck...Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama
Free Tibet*
*with the purchase of another Tibet of equal or greater value
I was talking to my Chinese friend and he said every citizen of China is glad to be part of the country
I then said Do you want TiBet?
So the Tibetan spiritual leader was found to have faked his reincarnation...
I always knew he was the lie Lama.
Where can a Tibetan Buddhist buy discounted enlightenment?
At the Dalai Rama.
I tried to phone the spiritual leader of Tibet once, but was sent a big goat with a long neck instead.
Turns out I had phoned Dial-a-Llama.
What did the Tibetan boy say when his father asked for help carrying his bags?
Sure, Pa.
The Chinese word for Tibet is the same as the Chinese word for Taiwan.
China
A Tibetan monk sees the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine.
I can't believe it's not Buddha, he says.
A Tibetan monk sees the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine.
He raises his eyes to the heavens and exclaims "I can't believe it's not Buddha!"
What did the Tibetan monk say when he saw the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine?
"I can't believe it's not Buddha."
Why are there no casinos in China?
Because they don't like Tibet.
A Tibetan monk was making his morning toast when he saw, in the margarine, the face of Jesus. He gasped and said,
"I can't believe it's not Buddha."
A Chinese man is walking through customs.
The customs officer asks him his occupation
The Chinese man replies, Tibet
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