Thy Jokes
37 thy jokes and hilarious thy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about thy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short thy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thy humour may include short almighty jokes also.
- I always give 100% in everything I do Donating blood now, can't wait to add this to the list of thi
- Did you hear that there's now an 11th commandment? Thou shall not COVID thy neighbor's wife.
- Jesus said 'Love they neighbour'... but one of the ten commandments is 'thou shalt not sleep with thy neighbour's wife', so this puts me in a bit of a predicament.
- "Love thy neighbor as thyself", the bible said! But my neighbour did not appreciate me jerking him off :-/
- First they came for the paragraphs. Then they came for the sentences. Then they came for the vowels. nd thn thy cm fr m
- Known thy enemy Sun Tzu-The Art of War What? -Colonel George Custer after the Battle of Little Bighorn.
- What did the man with seven heads say to his date? I'll show you why thy call me sleipnir baby.
- I bought some toothpaste that must have been created by God. It said on it, "Heal Thy Gums."
- Which bible verse does a priest say often to the altar boy? **Psalm 81:10.**
**....** open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it. - My Wife Got Angry I Was m**... Our Neighbor I told her but the bible says "Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself".
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Thy One Liners
Which thy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thy? I can suggest the ones about thou and lord.
- Bible teaches you to love thy neighbor. Kama-sutra tells you how.
- Love thy neighbor.. But don't get caught.
- So, I know a guy and his motto is 'Love Thy Neighbor' He lives next to a brothel.
- i have a friend whos saying is love thy neighbor he lives next door to a brothel
- If Spanish explorers had cheese dip Do you think thy would be called the Con Quesodores?
- What did the christian say to the ladies at the gym? Hallowed be thy gains
- Does thou dear mother know thy are a horse? Nay.
- What is God's name? Hallow....hallowed be thy name....
- Donald Tump and Hilary Clinton are stranded on a Island, who do thy save first? America
- Saw an athlete pulling on a rope made from pig Thy said he had a pulled ham string
- Whats thy name of ye oldest bird? The thoucan
- For a gentleman, Shakespeare really knew how to... ...spread those thy's.
- Love thy Neighbour! IF and ONLY IF the neighbour's spouse does not object!
- Love thy neighbor as thyself. Somebody's getting a h**....
Cheeky Thy Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about thy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thy pranks.
A Sunday School Teacher . . .
A Sunday School Teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "Honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat, one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
My son asked, "What's God's name?" I replied, "Howard." Frowning, he said, "How do you know His name's Howard?" I smiled, "Well, people always say..."
"Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name..."
Nicola Sturgeon is being shown around an Edinburgh hospital when one of the patients sits up in bed and exclaims:
"Fair fa' your honest sonsie face, great chieftain o' the pudden race!"
Before Nicola can respond, another patient responds: "Wee, sleekit, cowerin', timorous beastie! O what a panic's in thy breastie!"
while a third one chimes in with "Some hae meat and cannae eat, and some w**... eat that want it!"
She turns a puzzled face upon her doctor e**... and says "Is this the psychiatric ward, then?"
And he replies, "Och, no...
"It's the Burns Unit!"
Oldest YOUR MOM Joke
CHIRON: Thou hast undone our mother.
AARON: Villain, I have done thy mother.
an e**... soundeth! Chiron hast been cooked on a spit!
From Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew.
Offering from the noticeboard of the Linga Longa pub, Gundy, new South Wales
Prayer for Beer:
Our Lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk
At home as it is in the pub
Give us this day out foamy head
And forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer
The bitter, the lager
Barmen.
p**... the Irishman arrives at the Gates of Heaven...
...and is greeted by St. Peter. Peter says to p**... "You may enter, p**..., but first you must answer one question."
He then asks p**... "What is the the name of thy Lord?"
p**... replies "Harold."
"Harold?" asks St. Peter, "How did you arrive at that?"
"Oh, it's in the Lords Prayer... Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name".
A Genius
A British and an Irish were watching a movie. The hero of the film was riding on a galloping horse.
British, "It will fall off the horse ". But the Irish said it would never fall. Thy bet. Soon, the hero fell. British, didn't I say. But why were you so confident it wouldn't fall? Irish replied: Last night I watched this movie. I thought that the hero would not repeat the same mistake.
A blind man asks Jesus to heal him
"Behold. I will heal your blindness," Jesus says, "and thy m**... shall cease."
"Is m**... a sin? Is it the cause of my blindness?" asks the old man.
Jesus replied, "No, m**... is not a sin, but I'm tryiing to do an eye exam here."
My h**...-addicted friend
I used to have a great friend. As we grew older, he started doing h**.... Of course, this affected him pretty strongly. Eventually, he even started calling the injection his "God". Weird, I know, but that's just how he was.
Sadly, he passed away recently, although I guess that was to be expected. After all, thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vein.