The Best 9 Thursdays Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thursdays jokes. There are some thursdays afternoon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thursdays throwback thursday puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thursdays Jokes and Puns

If you think Thursdays are depressed, wait for two more days....

It will be a sadder day.


I was trimming my nails when my Grandfather said with a sigh "You should not cut your nails on Thursdays".
I had never adhered to these superstition but out of curiosity I asked, "What happens when I cut my nails on Thursday?"
He explained, "You see the weekend starts tomorrow Friday, Saturday and Sunday. It's difficult to open the beer cans and the Lays packs without the nails."

Moral: Some superstitions do have a scientific basis!

I called up the gym and asked them if they can teach me how to do the splits.

They said, "How flexible are you?"
"Well, I can't do Tuesdays or Thursdays."

If you think Thursdays are bad, just wait two days...

It will be a sadder day.

I rang the gym about joining their yoga class.

They asked: *"how flexible are you?"*


I said *"I can't make Wednesdays or Thursdays"*.

My fitness instructor asked me how flexible I was...

So I told him I can't do Tuesdays or Thursdays.

Every thursday I sit back and appreciate life

I sure do love Thoreau back thursdays.

My wife and I go out for a romantic meal twice a week...

She goes on Thursdays, I go on Saturdays.

thanksgiving holiday weekend

where the entire country gives thanks on Thursdays and becomes homicidal on Friday in preparation for the birth of the prince of peace.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the thursdays 3pm jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working thursdays thursday work piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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