The Best 3 Thurman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thurman jokes. There are some thurman good jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thurman russell puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thurman Jokes and Puns

When my wife and I got married,

we mutually decided to each select that one person who we'd most like to have sex with and, if by some miracle, it happened, the other wouldn't get angry. She picked Brad Pitt and I went with Uma Thurman (Uma!!). For our 20th anniversary, I thought it would be fun to change things up and she agreed. So, she picked George Clooney and I chose the next door neighbor.

Hey dad, why is my sister named Uma Thurman?

"Oh it's your mother's favorite fall out boy song"

"Thanks Dad"

"No problem I've Got A Bad Idea And A Dark Alley That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth!"

There's a song about dancing like Uma Thurman, but not about dancing like Gaston.

No one dances like Gaston!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the thurman select jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working thurman gaston piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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