The Best 7 Thur Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thur jokes. There are some thur morn jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thur sept puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thur Jokes and Puns

If you think Thursdays are depressed, wait for two more days....

It will be a sadder day.

A Glasgow girl goes to the Civic Center to register for child benefit.

"How many children?" asks the civil servant?

"10" replies the girl.

"10???" says the civil servant.. "What are their names?"

"Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec and.....eh...Alec

"Doesn't that get confusing?" "

Naw..." says the girl "its great because if thur oot playin in the street, ah jist huv tae shout ALEC, YER DINNER'S READY or ALEC, GO TO BED NOW 'n' they aw dae it..."

"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed civil servant.

"'at's easy," says the girl... "Ah just use thur surnames"

Think Thursday is depressing? Wait two days

It'll be sadder day then

If you think Thursday are depressing, wait two days

Then it would be a sadder day (Saturday)

Every thursday I sit back and appreciate life

I sure do love Thoreau back thursdays.


On Thursday, a user posted the joke "Jesus"...

..which was quickly buried.... It's been 3 days, has anyone seen it ???

Every Thursday, I do live nude modeling in one of the courses at my university

It's an accounting class and they're none too happy about it.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the thur girl jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working thur class piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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