Thunderstorm Jokes

21 thunderstorm jokes and hilarious thunderstorm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about thunderstorm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Thunderstorm Short Jokes

Short thunderstorm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thunderstorm humour may include short lightning storm jokes also.

  1. I caught my teenage son flying a kite during a thunderstorm, after I told him not to do it. So I immediately grounded him.
  2. It's ok to be negative if you find yourself in a thunderstorm. You probably won't get struck by lightning.
  3. I always thought nothing could happen in a car during a thunderstorm nevertheless she is pregnant now
  4. Why could Leonard Bernstein never go outside during a thunderstorm?
    He was a very good conductor.
  5. For the golfers: if you get caught in a thunderstorm on the golf course, grab your one iron and hold it up over your head. Not even God can hit a one iron.
  6. People: You can't have all four seasons in the space of 24 hours! Ohio: Hold my beer.
    *inspired by the fact that yesterday it was 74F and had thunderstorms, and today it's 30F and snowing.*
  7. I was writing an essay about thunderstorms in my English class and I couldn't quite come up with a perfect thesis! Then it struck me.
  8. A conspiracy theorist who doesn't believe in Zeus walks out into a field during a thunderstorm wearing his tinfoil hat to test his theory. Needless to say, he was shocked when he learned the truth.
  9. Golfing in a Thunderstorm What should you do if it starts to thunder while you are playing golf?
    Get out your 1 iron and hold it up to the sky, because even god can't hit a 1 iron.
  10. Santa deliver Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
    A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer

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Thunderstorm One Liners

Which thunderstorm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thunderstorm? I can suggest the ones about thunder and lightning and snowstorm.

  1. I saw a turtle during a thunderstorm You could say he was shellshocked
  2. I went out in a thunderstorm carrying a metal pipe What happened next shocked me
  3. What did the thunderstorm say to the lightning rod? You'll never catch me copper!
  4. What is big and black and gets you wet? A thunderstorm
  5. Why didn't the orchestra worry about the thunderstorm? They didn't have a good conductor.
  6. Why there are so many thunderstorms in France? Low resistance.
  7. What do you call a weather report about thunderstorms? Current events
  8. What do you call it when thunderstorms refuse to go to work? A lightening strike.
  9. I wish I was a thunderstorm. [self.ShowerThoughts]

Thunderstorm joke, I wish I was a thunderstorm. [self.ShowerThoughts]

Unearthly Funniest Thunderstorm Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about thunderstorm you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lightning jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thunderstorm pranks.

One of the joys of parenthood is snuggling into your child's bed with them when there's a thunderstorm to make sure they aren't frightened...

Although my daughter has started hinting that she and her husband can manage perfectly well on their own.

My favorite golf joke

Two guys are out golfing and a big thunderstorm rolls in. The first guy packs up his gear and starts running for the clubhouse when he sees his buddy take his 1-iron out of his bag and hold it above his head while casually walking in.
First guy says, "What are you doing?! Are you trying to get yourself killed? Don't you see all the lightning?"
"Don't worry," says the second guy, "even God can't hit a 1-iron."

An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and bumping in the sky.

One very nervous lady happened to be sitting next to a clergyman and turned to him for com- fort. Can't you do something? she demanded. I'm sorry, ma'am, said the reverend gently. I'm in sales, not management.

Thunderstorm joke, People: You can't have all four seasons in the space of 24 hours!