The Best 13 Thunderstorm Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thunderstorm jokes. There are some thunderstorm tornadoes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thunderstorm tornado puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thunderstorm Jokes and Puns

One of the joys of parenthood is snuggling into your child's bed with them when there's a thunderstorm to make sure they aren't frightened...

Although my daughter has started hinting that she and her husband can manage perfectly well on their own.

I caught my teenage son flying a kite during a thunderstorm, after I told him not to do it.

So I immediately grounded him.

My favorite golf joke

Two guys are out golfing and a big thunderstorm rolls in. The first guy packs up his gear and starts running for the clubhouse when he sees his buddy take his 1-iron out of his bag and hold it above his head while casually walking in.

First guy says, "What are you doing?! Are you trying to get yourself killed? Don't you see all the lightning?"

"Don't worry," says the second guy, "even God can't hit a 1-iron."

Thunderstorm joke, My favorite golf joke

I saw a turtle during a thunderstorm

You could say he was shellshocked

I went out in a thunderstorm carrying a metal pipe

What happened next shocked me


I always thought nothing could happen in a car during a thunderstorm

nevertheless she is pregnant now

What is big and black and gets you wet?

A thunderstorm

Thunderstorm joke, What is big and black and gets you wet?

Why didn't the orchestra worry about the thunderstorm?

They didn't have a good conductor.

A conspiracy theorist who doesn't believe in Zeus walks out into a field during a thunderstorm wearing his tinfoil hat to test his theory.

Needless to say, he was shocked when he learned the truth.

Golfing in a Thunderstorm

What should you do if it starts to thunder while you are playing golf?

Get out your 1 iron and hold it up to the sky, because even god can't hit a 1 iron.

Santa deliver

Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?

A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer

You can explore thunderstorm teed reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean thunderstorm lightning dad jokes. There are also thunderstorm puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Why there are so many thunderstorms in France?

Low resistance.

What's the difference between sex and a thunderstorm?

One's loud and wet, the other's a storm

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the thunderstorm rainstorm jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working thunderstorm rematch piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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