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69 thunder jokes and hilarious thunder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about thunder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of thunder jokes! From clever puns about thunder and lightning to funny riddles about thunder thighs, we have something for everyone. Whether you hail from Thunder Bay, or you're a fan of "Thunder Down Under", you're sure to appreciate these stormy sky-booms!

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Funniest Thunder Short Jokes

Short thunder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thunder humour may include short lightning jokes also.

  1. Me and my girlfriend have nicknames for each other; I call her thunder and she calls me lightning. I'm lightning because I always come first
  2. At a gender reveal party, a box is lifted to reveal a glass of water. The crowd goes wild and break
    into a thunderous applause.
    The gender is fluid.
  3. [OC] Grandad was a Flash cosplayer back in his days Cause I have found some of his gray uniforms from the 1940's with thunder signs on it.
  4. My son said he couldn't sleep last night because of the thunder. I feel bad for locking him out now.
  5. The God of Thunder crossed the skies, astride his faithful filly. "I'm Thor!" He cried. His horse replied,
    "You forgot your thaddle, thilly!"
  6. (Joke made-up by my 9 yrs old) If ordinary underwear are called under-pants and a storms underwear are called thunder-pants, what do you call a super heroes underwear? Wonder-pants!
  7. Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms? Thunder storms just *sound* better
  8. What did the lightning say to the fireworks? Hey! You stole my thunder.
    Credit to my nine year old daughter on the 4th
  9. Thor, the god of Thunder, was riding on his filly "I'm Thor!" he cried.
    The horse replied,
    "Then uthe a thaddle, thilly!"
  10. I'm ginger, my birthday is on April fools day, I was born during a thunder storm, and I have a lazy eye... If anything, my life is a joke..

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Thunder One Liners

Which thunder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thunder? I can suggest the ones about lightning storm and thud.

  1. If Black Panther and Storm had kids, what would they be called? Thunder Cats.
  2. Why did Thor file a police report? Because someone stole his thunder
  3. Why is the Norse god of thunder Thor? Because he forgot hith thaddle
  4. An ode to my ex He really was the lightning to my thunder...
    He always came first
  5. Why should you use a 1 iron during a thunder storm Even god couldn't hit a one iron
  6. What is a gamers explanation for first seeing the lightning and then hearing thunder Lag
  7. Why was Zeus embarrassed in his swimsuit? Because of his thunder thighs.
  8. What do you call thunder and lightning in a tea cup A storm brewing
  9. I don't enjoy winning against The God of Thunder... He is always a Thor loser.
  10. My kettle sounds like thunder and rain. I think a storm is brewing.
  11. What happens when the God Of Thunder starts writing books? He becomes an author.
  12. Why does Loki hate Thor? 'Cos Thor stole his thunder.
  13. What did the clouds do after seeing the light show? They gave a thunderous applause.
  14. What kind of surgery did the God of Thunder get? A Thoracotomy
  15. How well did the God of Thunder clean the bathroom? THORoughly

Thunder Down Under Jokes

Here is a list of funny thunder down under jokes and even better thunder down under puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why do we always see lightning before the thunder noise comes? Our eyes are at the front of our head.
  • The Thunder God went for a ride. The Thunder God went for a ride upon his mighty steed.
    "I'm Thor!" he Roared
    The horse replied "Of course, you forgot the thaddle thilly."
  • If god is bowling when its thundering... If God is bowling when it's thundering and the angels are crying when it's raining, then what's going on up there when it's snowing...
  • Why do you see lightning first before you hear the thunder? Because your eyes are in front of your ears.
  • Golfing in a Thunderstorm What should you do if it starts to thunder while you are playing golf?
    Get out your 1 iron and hold it up to the sky, because even god can't hit a 1 iron.
  • Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece? Because Greece lightening
  • What type of shorts do clouds like? Thunder-wear!
  • How did Mike Tyson feel after picking a fight with the God of Thunder? Thor.
  • Why is Zeus the god of thunder? Cause he's always clapping some cheeks
  • Why did the god of thunder's son go to the hospital? Because he was a little Thor

Thunder And Lightning Jokes

Here is a list of funny thunder and lightning jokes and even better thunder and lightning puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? The scientists were brainstorming!
  • Why shouldn't you smoke w**... during a thunder storm? Because lightning strikes the highest object.
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Thunder joke, Why shouldn't you smoke w**... during a thunder storm?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about thunder can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of thunder puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Amusing Thunder Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about thunder you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean lightning strikes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make thunder prank.

Thor the God of Thunder

So Thor, the God of Thunder, is sitting on his cloud on Asgard when he suddenly wants to visit the humans. He jumps on his magical flying horse and rides down to them. When he gets there he proclaims, "I AM THOR!" to which his horse replies, "Well, that's because you forgot your thaddle thilly."

Thor

The god of thunder is riding through the sky on his mighty stallion. With lightning crashing all around, he triumphantly screams, "I'M THOR!" His horse looks up and says, "Of courthe you are, you forgot your thaddle thilly!"

Three high school students are standing outside the school...

When they notice thunder and lighting in the distance. The French exchange student throws his hands in the air, screams, and runs away. One student asks the other, "Why did he run away like that?" To which the other replies "He knows lightning always strikes the point of least resistance."
True story, changed setting for simplicity.

The god of thunder rides to the top of the mountain atop his noble steed.

Upon reaching the summit, he gets off his horse, raises his hammer to the sky and yells, "I am Thor!"
The horse turns around and says, "That'th cuth you forgot your thaddle thilly!"

Why there are so many thunderstorms in France?

Low resistance.

Ever have s**... with a girl only to realize they're completely insane?

For example, last week I hooked up with this cute red-head . She was smart, s**..., bit of a lisp. Everything seemed normal, but the second we got finished she started going on about how she was the Norse god of thunder.

What do thunderclouds wear beneath their clothing?

Thunderpants.

What do you call a b**... from rural Ontario?

Thunder Bae.

The Thunder God astride his horse came riding from the sky.

A majestic sight for all to see, a Marvel for the eye!
He held aloft his hammer great, lightning flashed and thunder boomed!
"I AM THOR!" he cried.
His horse replied, "Well you forgot your thaddle, thilly."

I had to go to my Grandmother's f**... yesterday...

...just as the graveside service had ended, there was an almighty rumble of thunder, followed by a bolt of lightning.
My Grandfather turned to the Priest and said, "well, she's there and now it's His problem!"

I went out in a thunderstorm carrying a metal pipe

What happened next shocked me

Recently a new supermarket opened nearby

It has an automatic water mist generator to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it starts the mist, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk section, you hear cows mooing and you get the scent of freshly cut hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg counter, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more…

What did the thunderstorm say to the lightning rod?

You'll never catch me copper!

Lottery

Guy is sitting alone in his house watching tv and envious of the latest person who just won the lottery.
" God, I wish I could win the lottery"
Another few weeks goes by and again someone else wins the lottery.
"God, I wish I could win the lottery"
Another month goes by and still another person wins the lottery.
"God, I wish I could win the lottery"
That same minute a loud clap of thunder and the Heavens open up. In this bright angelic light comes a voice....... " Dude, work with me. Buy a d**... ticket"

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jokes about thunder

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