The Best 39 Thunder Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thunder jokes. There are some thunder lightning jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thunder hail puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thunder Jokes and Puns

Why shouldn't you smoke weed during a thunder storm?

Because lightning strikes the highest object.

Thor, the god of Thunder, was riding on his filly

"I'm Thor!" he cried.
The horse replied,
"Then uthe a thaddle, thilly!"

Thor the God of Thunder

So Thor, the God of Thunder, is sitting on his cloud on Asgard when he suddenly wants to visit the humans. He jumps on his magical flying horse and rides down to them. When he gets there he proclaims, "I AM THOR!" to which his horse replies, "Well, that's because you forgot your thaddle thilly."

Thunder joke, Thor the God of Thunder

Thor

The god of thunder is riding through the sky on his mighty stallion. With lightning crashing all around, he triumphantly screams, "I'M THOR!" His horse looks up and says, "Of courthe you are, you forgot your thaddle thilly!"

I don't enjoy winning against The God of Thunder...

He is always a Thor loser.


Why does Loki hate Thor?

'Cos Thor stole his thunder.

I'm ginger, my birthday is on April fools day, I was born during a thunder storm, and I have a lazy eye... If anything, my life is a joke..

Thunder joke, I'm ginger, my birthday is on April fools day, I was born during a thunder storm, and I have a lazy

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Three high school students are standing outside the school...

When they notice thunder and lighting in the distance. The French exchange student throws his hands in the air, screams, and runs away. One student asks the other, "Why did he run away like that?" To which the other replies "He knows lightning always strikes the point of least resistance."

True story, changed setting for simplicity.

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

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My son said he couldn't sleep last night because of the thunder.

I feel bad for locking him out now.

The god of thunder rides to the top of the mountain atop his noble steed.

Upon reaching the summit, he gets off his horse, raises his hammer to the sky and yells, "I am Thor!"

The horse turns around and says, "That'th cuth you forgot your thaddle thilly!"

Why should you use a 1 iron during a thunder storm

Even god couldn't hit a one iron

Golfing in a Thunderstorm

What should you do if it starts to thunder while you are playing golf?

Get out your 1 iron and hold it up to the sky, because even god can't hit a 1 iron.

Why there are so many thunderstorms in France?

Low resistance.

Thunder joke, Why there are so many thunderstorms in France?

[OC] Grandad was a Flash cosplayer back in his days

Cause I have found some of his gray uniforms from the 1940's with thunder signs on it.

The Thunder God went for a ride.

The Thunder God went for a ride upon his mighty steed.

"I'm Thor!" he Roared

The horse replied "Of course, you forgot the thaddle thilly."

Why do you see lightning first before you hear the thunder?

Because your eyes are in front of your ears.


My kettle sounds like thunder and rain.

I think a storm is brewing.

Ever have sex with a girl only to realize they're completely insane?

For example, last week I hooked up with this cute red-head . She was smart, sexy, bit of a lisp. Everything seemed normal, but the second we got finished she started going on about how she was the Norse god of thunder.

How well did the God of Thunder clean the bathroom?

THORoughly

Why was Zeus embarrassed in his swimsuit?

Because of his thunder thighs.

What do thunderclouds wear beneath their clothing?

Thunderpants.

What did the lightning say to the fireworks?

Hey! You stole my thunder.

Credit to my nine year old daughter on the 4th

Why is the Norse god of thunder Thor?

Because he forgot hith thaddle

What kind of surgery did the God of Thunder get?

A Thoracotomy

What do you call a BBW from rural Ontario?

Thunder Bae.

What is a gamers explanation for first seeing the lightning and then hearing thunder

Lag

Me and my girlfriend have nicknames for each other; I call her thunder and she calls me lightning.

I'm lightning because I always come first

If Black Panther and Storm had kids, what would they be called?

Thunder Cats.

Why is Zeus the god of thunder?

Cause he's always clapping some cheeks

How did Mike Tyson feel after picking a fight with the God of Thunder?

Thor.

The Thunder God astride his horse came riding from the sky.

A majestic sight for all to see, a Marvel for the eye!
He held aloft his hammer great, lightning flashed and thunder boomed!
"I AM THOR!" he cried.
His horse replied, "Well you forgot your thaddle, thilly."

I had to go to my Grandmother's funeral yesterday...

...just as the graveside service had ended, there was an almighty rumble of thunder, followed by a bolt of lightning.

My Grandfather turned to the Priest and said, "well, she's there and now it's His problem!"

I went out in a thunderstorm carrying a metal pipe

What happened next shocked me

Recently a new supermarket opened nearby

It has an automatic water mist generator to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it starts the mist, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk section, you hear cows mooing and you get the scent of freshly cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg counter, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more…

An ode to my ex

He really was the lightning to my thunder...
He always came first

Why do we always see lightning before the thunder noise comes?

Our eyes are at the front of our head.

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