Ridiculous Thump Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?
21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH *thump*
1st floor goes: *thump* AHHHHHHHHHH
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a Caterpillar with one wet sneaker.
"I got her!''
A drunk old man gets into a taxi Mercedes E Class. After a short time, he asks, "Why do Mercedes cars have that on their bonnet?"
The driver jokingly replies, "It is there so I could aim pedestrians."
He accelerates sharply, narrowly missing out an old lady which was passing the street. After that, he heard a massive thump.
"What the bloody hell was that??" the driver asked
The drunk man replies, "You missed her, I got her with my door".
What's the difference between falling from the first floor and falling from the 10th floor?
First floor: Thump! ...Aaaaaaah!!
Tenth floor: Aaaaaaah!! ...Thump!
What takes 99 steps and goes *thump*
A centipede with a pegleg
What goes "Ho! Ho! Ho! Thump!"?
Santa Claus laughing his head off!