The Best 6 Thump Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thump jokes. There are some thump beat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thump hears puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thump Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH *thump*

1st floor goes: *thump* AHHHHHHHHHH

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a Caterpillar with one wet sneaker.

"I got her!''

A drunk old man gets into a taxi Mercedes E Class. After a short time, he asks, "Why do Mercedes cars have that on their bonnet?"

The driver jokingly replies, "It is there so I could aim pedestrians."

He accelerates sharply, narrowly missing out an old lady which was passing the street. After that, he heard a massive thump.

"What the bloody hell was that??" the driver asked

The drunk man replies, "You missed her, I got her with my door".

What's the difference between falling from the first floor and falling from the 10th floor?

First floor: Thump! ...Aaaaaaah!!

Tenth floor: Aaaaaaah!! ...Thump!

What takes 99 steps and goes *thump*

A centipede with a pegleg


What goes "Ho! Ho! Ho! Thump!"?

Santa Claus laughing his head off!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the thump smack jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working thump wail piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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