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9 thumb index jokes and hilarious thumb index puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about thumb index that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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I just accidentally super-glued my thumb & index finger together, and at first started to panic…

But then I remembered that it's always going to be okay.

Why are women bad at parking?

Because men have told them that this (*holds thumb and index finger 2 inches apart*) is 8 inches.

I like to imagine my fingers as the races of Middle Earth...

The thumb is the dwarf because it's stout
The pinkie is the hobbit because it's diminutive
The index is the elf because it's the most dexterous
The ring is the human because they were given the most rings
And the middle is the orc... because it's the rudest

I just accidentally superglued my thumb and index finger together and at first, I started to panic. But then I remembered...

That it's always going to be okay...

A brunette, A redhead, and A blonde....

Enter an elevator and spot something on the floor.
The brunette immediately says "Eww, that's s**...".
The redhead, touches it with her index finger and rubs it with her thumb together and says "Yup, definitely s**...".
The blonde, touches it, rubs it between her fingers and tastes it and says: "Yup, definitely s**..., and it's not from anyone in this building."

I found five orphaned kittens and decided to foster them. I named them Thumb, Index, Middle, Ring, and Pinky.

They sure are a handful to raise.

Some people press the button in the elevator with their thumb and others press it with their index finger. Why?

To get to the right floor.

I accidentally glued my index finger to my thumb

It's OK

A guy goes to his proctologist...

While the doc was getting ready for the exam, the man asked "So how did you get into proctology?" The doctor goes, "Well, I wanted to be a Gynecologist, **holds up thumb and index finger** but I missed it by this much"


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