The Best 19 Thug Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thug jokes. There are some thug gunman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thug mob puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thug Jokes and Puns

I'm living in a rough neighbourhood...

Some thug tore the front and back pages of my dictionary out!
It just goes from Bad to Worse

What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

Thug joke, What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

Thug life?

Drop the T and bring it here

What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

What do you call a thug Australian mammal?

a gang-aroo

Thug joke, What do you call a thug Australian mammal?

Why do thugs buy used cop cars?

They never got to sit up front

Two guys are walking down the street when a thug lunges from an alley and points a gun at them...

"Gimmie all your money, both of you! Now!" the thug says.

Bill says, "Wait! Wait! Wait! Just a minute! Steve, here's that $200 I owe you!"

What word starts with the letter N, ends with the letter R, and you never want to call a black thug


A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds.

Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Terrified, they did so - thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

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How did the gay thug respond when his dentist (m) asked what toothbrush he wanted?

"Give me the oral, B."

What do you call giving a gangster a hand job?

Tug a thug.

Did you hear about the thug who robbed the bakery?

He said he was innocent, he dindu muffins

What did the detective tell the thug


A thug holds a gun to a dictionarys head and asks " final words?"

the dictionary says "zyzzyva."

Thug joke, A thug holds a gun to a dictionarys head and asks " final words?"

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Bank Robbery

A group of thugs bust into a bank. The bank is closed but there is a night watchmen watching the cameras. The thugs all find the vault and crack it open, revealing not money, but yogurt in little dishes. They all find this strange, but one thug says,
"We might as well eat it."
It's a sperm bank.

How Many thugs Live In This Street ?

A guy asked his friend: "How many thugs do you suppose live in this street besides yourself ?"

"Beside myself !" replied the other. "Do you mean to insult me ?"

"Well, then ?" said the first, "how many do you reckon including yourself ?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the thug scarface jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working thug gangsta piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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