Thud Jokes
22 thud jokes and hilarious thud puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about thud that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Thud Short Jokes
Short thud jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thud humour may include short thunder jokes also.
- What's the difference between falling in the 10th and 1st floor of a building? In the 10th floor you go:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH \*thud\*
In the 1st floor you go:
\*thud\* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH - Difference between falling from 1st and 10th floor 1st floor : Thud.....Silence......Shriek
10th floor : Shriek......Thud...Silence - What's the difference between falling off of the tenth floor and falling off of the first floor? One goes AAAAAAAAAA! Thud
The other goes Thud. AAAAAAAAAA! - There were five distinctive wet little thuds against the garden fence.... That told me mowing the lawn in my flip flops may not have been a great idea.
- How do you tell from noise whether a person has fallen from 2nd floor or 12th floor? 12th floor- Aaaaaaaaahhh.... fa-thud.
2nd floor- thud. Aaaaaaaaaaahhh.... - What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-THUD, hippity-THUD, hippity-THUD? The Easter Elephant.
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Thud One Liners
Which thud one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thud? I can suggest the ones about smack and slaps.
- What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?
A cud thud. - A man walks into a bar... *Thud*
- What goes h**... h**... h**... thud? Santa laughing his head off.
- A blind guy walks into a bar ***thud***
Hilarious Thud Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about thud you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean threw jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thud pranks.
What's the difference between a person falling off 10th floor and 1st floor of a building?
The person falling of the 10th floor would sound like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" *THUD*
The person falling of the 1st floor would sound like *THUD* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
The dog is dead.
My dog wanted to go out and do his business, but I didn't have time to walk him. So I let him out to run around on his own. A few minutes later I heard screeching tires and a thud. I ran to the window and yelled "NO!". A thousand times I had told that dog not to drive my car. I'm going to kill him.
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What's the difference between a man who falls off a building from the 20th floor, and a man who falls off a building from the 2nd floor?
The man from the 20th floor goes:
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!" *thud*
While the man from the 2nd floor goes:
*thud* "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!"
While my wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, I suddenly heard a loud thud.
Running in I found her dead on the floor.
In a panic, I had no idea what to do.Then I remembered.
McDonald's do an all-day breakfast.
Two men are walking in the woods...
...all of a sudden, one of them collapses. The other man dials 911 and says, "Help! I think my friend is dead!" The operator responds, "Sir, calm down. First of all, we need to make sure he is dead." There is a minute of silence and a loud thud before the man responds, "Okay, now what?"
A Blonde hear a "thud" on the ground
Too her surprise, it was a wallet. She decided to do the right thing and turn it in to the police.
After arriving at the police station, the Blonde says,'I'm here to turn in someone's lost wallet.' The officer thanked the Blonde for her deeds and the Blonde returns to her home.
The next day, a package arrived in the mailbox with a wallet inside. The Blonde responds with, ' Thank god someone found my wallet, I must've dropped it while walking yesterday.'
A man hails a cab...
...and gets inside. The driver starts, and decides to mess with the man a little bit. "I'm actually a spy you know" he says to his passenger. "Really?" The passenger says. "Yeah, you see the man on that bike? I need to take him down" He speeds up a bit and right when he's about to hit the bike messenger, he slows, just missing him. The driver then hears a thud, when the passenger says, "You missed him, but I got him with the door!"
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the guru was happily teaching math to the students at his home. He said
"5 sides --> pentagon"
"6 sides -->hexagon"
"8 sides -->octagon"
.....then suddenly, the guru got a sudden heart attack, he fell onto the ground making a loud "thud" sound and died on the spot. Hearing the sound, his wife came running from the other room and asked "what happened ?"
Guess what the students said ?
"--> gurugon"
Timmy the Turtle...
Timmy the turtle climbed the tree with a glint in his and fierce determination. Finally, standing on the edge of a branch, he jumped and flapped his little legs as fiercely as he could. He hit the ground with a sickening thud and laid there for a few moments before heading back to the tree, blood streaming down one eye as he begins climbing again.
Mummy Robin turns to her husband as she looked down...
"Honey, do you think it is time to tell Timmy he is adopted.."
What's the difference between falling from the seventh floor and falling from the second?
7th floor:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
...
*thud*
2nd floor:
*thud*
...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Sorry.
Two brothers were fast alseep when the eldest heard a thud sound.
Eldest: What's that sound?
Youngest: Oh, it's just my t-shirt falling off my bed.
Eldest: T-Shirt? Why was it so loud?
Youngest: Because I was still in it.
2 Midgets go to a brothel...
2 midgets, John and Terry, go to a brothel and each get a girl for the night.
John has a terrible night. No matter what the girl does for him, he just cant get it up.
He sits on the bed all night, crying, all while hearing Terry through the wall yelling over and over, "1, 2, 3, HERE I COME AGAIN!! AAAAAHHHH!" finished off by a loud thud.
In the morning, John and Terry meet up and go get some breakfast.
Terry sees that something is really bothering John, so he asks John about it.
John says "It was awful. I couldnt get it up no matter what she did."
Terry says, "You think that's bad? I couldn't even get up on the bed!"
Two men are in a car.
They are driving along a road in the middle of the night. o**... is sleeping, and the other is driving.
They drive for a while, and the man is woken up by a thud. "What was that?" He asks his friend. "Nothing, I just hit a deer. Go back to sleep." So the man goes back to sleep.
They drive for a bit longer, and the man is woken up again, this time by two thuds. "What was that?" He asks.
"Nothing, I hit two deer this time." So the man goes back to sleep.
The drive for a little while longer, and the man is woken up a third time. "Let me guess. You hit three deer?"
The friend replies, "Nah, I hit one, but I had to go through two fences to get 'em.
